Posted on Jun 2, 2015
Honestly, what's the dumbest stunt you pulled to show how 'hooah' you were?
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Maybe you are older and wiser these days, but during your lifetime, what's the dumbest stunt you ever pulled because of peer pressure? You wanted to show your buddies you had 'hooah.' Even though you 'had a pair ' you nearly lost 'your pair.' Confession time......
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I was never that guy but, luckily we weren't short some who were! Like jumping out the second floor into snow drifts!
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SSG Eddie Helmling
that was how you exited the building at Fort Drum in the winter front door was blocked til spring
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Do you mean something like this?
Drunk Sailor On Liberty Pretty Sure He Can ‘Climb That F****r’
Ted Heller
December 5, 2014
Navy
SIHANOUKVILLE, Cambodia — An intoxicated U.S. Navy Seabee currently on liberty with three of his shipmates in downtown Sihanoukville is reportedly taking bets at this hour on whether he can scale a dangerously overtaxed 20-foot power pole located on a busy downtown street corner.
“Hey, how much you chodes want to bet I can’t climb that f****r?” Equipment Operator 3rd Class Blake Mechal of Navy Mobile Construction Battalion (NMCB) 1 was overheard asking his cohorts, as the foursome made their way back from a local restaurant to the battalion’s hotel.
“Because I’m pretty sure I can do it,” Mechal, who sources said consumed seven bottles of Angkor Beer and a shot of whiskey over dinner, continued. “Climb that bitch all the way to the top.”
Mechal’s fellow Seabees say they have been repeatedly declining to accept Mechal’s wager due to the precarious nature of the pole, which they say sports a loudly-buzzing cylindrical power transformer at the top, numerous tangled telephone lines, a “metric f**k ton” of live wires, and what appears to be at least one active hornet nest.
“Blake’s done some crazy shit before, but this just looks like an all-around bad idea,” said Builder 3rd Class Taylor Breen, one of Mechal’s liberty buddies. “He can get a little ‘Johnny Knoxville’ when he’s been drinking, but hopping on that pole would be insane.”
“That’s what your grandma said last night!” Mechal could then be heard slurring in the background.
“No, seriously,” Breen continued, “not even Blake at his shittiest would be that crazy. Us Seabees may be all about ‘Can Do!’, but we’re not that stupid.”
UPDATE: Since this story first appeared, Mechal has been taken to Sihanoukville International Clinic, where he is under sedation and being treated for third degree burns while reportedly mumbling, “Suck it, whores.”
Drunk Sailor On Liberty Pretty Sure He Can ‘Climb That F****r’
Ted Heller
December 5, 2014
Navy
SIHANOUKVILLE, Cambodia — An intoxicated U.S. Navy Seabee currently on liberty with three of his shipmates in downtown Sihanoukville is reportedly taking bets at this hour on whether he can scale a dangerously overtaxed 20-foot power pole located on a busy downtown street corner.
“Hey, how much you chodes want to bet I can’t climb that f****r?” Equipment Operator 3rd Class Blake Mechal of Navy Mobile Construction Battalion (NMCB) 1 was overheard asking his cohorts, as the foursome made their way back from a local restaurant to the battalion’s hotel.
“Because I’m pretty sure I can do it,” Mechal, who sources said consumed seven bottles of Angkor Beer and a shot of whiskey over dinner, continued. “Climb that bitch all the way to the top.”
Mechal’s fellow Seabees say they have been repeatedly declining to accept Mechal’s wager due to the precarious nature of the pole, which they say sports a loudly-buzzing cylindrical power transformer at the top, numerous tangled telephone lines, a “metric f**k ton” of live wires, and what appears to be at least one active hornet nest.
“Blake’s done some crazy shit before, but this just looks like an all-around bad idea,” said Builder 3rd Class Taylor Breen, one of Mechal’s liberty buddies. “He can get a little ‘Johnny Knoxville’ when he’s been drinking, but hopping on that pole would be insane.”
“That’s what your grandma said last night!” Mechal could then be heard slurring in the background.
“No, seriously,” Breen continued, “not even Blake at his shittiest would be that crazy. Us Seabees may be all about ‘Can Do!’, but we’re not that stupid.”
UPDATE: Since this story first appeared, Mechal has been taken to Sihanoukville International Clinic, where he is under sedation and being treated for third degree burns while reportedly mumbling, “Suck it, whores.”
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