Funny post While on leave

The best response is to do what is suggested and "Shut your face". Later on however, she may get upset that you haven't spoken to her. Whatever you do, DO NOT, I say again, do not remind her that she told you to shut up, that will only make things worse. I speak from a point of experience.

Nope. Agree and do so.
You will enjoy your leave much more.

Besides, she just gave you the green light to not talk to her. Hammock, here I come!

Ummmm

Yes Dear always works.