Posted on Jan 1, 2014
I love inter-service banter. What's your favorite one-liner?
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Posted 11 y ago
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US ARMY = Uncle Same Aint Released My Ass Yet
MARINE = Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected
MARINE = Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected
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CPO James Morales
Did you know at one time the minimal score was the highest in the Marine Corps because all the other services needed more people.
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SFC Terry Howell - We'll keep that in mind the next time you need some air support
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The Marine Corps is a Department of the Navy....the MEN's Department.
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SSgt Dawson Webb - hey, there’s nothing wrong with Velcro. I guess it’s good at holding stuff. But on the other hand, no parent says, “I really hope my kid goes to special ed!”
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Why did God give Marines one more brain cell than horses? So they won't shit during the parades.
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