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Maj John Bell
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Hey baaaaabeeee. The horses and goats have hay and water. The Dogs and Cats have food and water. The chickens are secure in the coop. I showered, shaved AND put on a clean shirt. The tractor needs diesel. Since I'm going out, I'm stopping at the bar for a steak and a hard cider. You coming or not? You got 15 minutes to get ready.

(Been married 34 years and still a silver-tongued romance dawwwwwwg)
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PO3 Steven Sherrill
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SPC Jon O.
SPC Jon O.
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Now that's funny as hell!
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LTC Psychological Operations Officer
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I always liked the "does my handkerchief smell like chloroform?" approach. ;)
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SPC Douglas Bolton
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SSG Jessica Bautista
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"Hi."
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Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen
Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen
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Accompanied by a smile or rolling of the eyes?
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SSG Jessica Bautista
SSG Jessica Bautista
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Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen An eye roll is only paired with silence. A smile depends on the recipient.
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Sgt Wayne Wood
Sgt Wayne Wood
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Ya had me at 'h'
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SSG Jessica Bautista
SSG Jessica Bautista
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Sgt Wayne Wood The fewer letters I have to deal with, the better.
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