Spartan who missed phalanx forced to wear giant sundial for fortnight

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“This isn’t the first time Flavius has showed up late,” said his phalanx leader, Butterbaritus. “He’s always stumbling in with glossy eyes, wine on his breath, and some lame excuse like his alarm Helot didn’t wake him up.”

“Last month, he missed the Battle of Thermopylae because he said his chariot wouldn’t start. I’m not even sure what that means.”