Posted on Jun 3, 2024
Disney Announces ‘Indiana Jones 6’ Starring Harrison Ford’s Corpse
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President Biden will be the replacement in Indiana Joe. Disney Considers Harrison Ford too conservative so they want a leftist actor. President Biden is one of those actors.
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SMSgt Lawrence McCarter Lt Col Charlie Brown Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen CPT Jack Durish LTC Stephen F. CSM Charles Hayden 1SG Russell Scott 1SG Patrick Burke SFC Dr. Jesus Garcia-Arce, Psy.D SFC Joe S. Davis Jr., MSM, DSL SFC John Davis LTC Trent Klug CDR Andrew McMenamin, PhD Col (Join to see) 1st Lt Padre Dave Poedel CPT (Join to see)
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The Indiana Jones character fits perfectly with The Bee's satire.
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I Don't Recall Which One It Was, But In One Of Them There Was To Be A Sword Battle On A Draw Bridge... The Enemy Draws Out His Sword & Prepares To Do Battle ~~
But Harrison Ford Whips Out A Pistol & Shoots Him Dead & The Enemy Drops To The Floor.... That Scene Was NOT Supposed To Happen, But Harrison Ford Had The Flu & Was Rather Ill; All He Wanted To Do Is To End The Scene & Go Back To Bed, And That's Exactly What Happened. ~ Fortunately The "Enemy" Got The Clue; And Because It Was So Funny & Unexpected, It Was Decided To Be Left In The Movie.~
But Harrison Ford Whips Out A Pistol & Shoots Him Dead & The Enemy Drops To The Floor.... That Scene Was NOT Supposed To Happen, But Harrison Ford Had The Flu & Was Rather Ill; All He Wanted To Do Is To End The Scene & Go Back To Bed, And That's Exactly What Happened. ~ Fortunately The "Enemy" Got The Clue; And Because It Was So Funny & Unexpected, It Was Decided To Be Left In The Movie.~
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