Posted on Jan 16, 2024
Increased Precipitation Across Nation Revealed To Be Cowboys Fans' Tears
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
UH... Should I Say this? ~~ Well "NO" .....
BUT, What The "L", I'm Gonna Anyway:
~~ Although You May Not BE A Cowboy's Fan,
~ And I'll FURTHER Bet; "Ya Ain't Never Rode A Cowboy, Neither"" ~
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BUT, What The "L", I'm Gonna Anyway:
~~ Although You May Not BE A Cowboy's Fan,
~ And I'll FURTHER Bet; "Ya Ain't Never Rode A Cowboy, Neither"" ~
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We've had the bilge pump on since the game. My wife is a big, big, big Cowboys fan.
I am a Packers fan.
We will both be rooting for the Packers against San Francisco.
#housedivided
I am a Packers fan.
We will both be rooting for the Packers against San Francisco.
#housedivided
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MAJ Dale E. Wilson, Ph.D.
Good for you guys. My first year in the Bay Area after I retired I saw the 49ers playing during the Oakland Hills fire that destroyed 3,500 homes . . .
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LMAO ~~ My 1st EX Wife Lives With Me Now, In Her Own *(*&%^$) Room!!
And So Does My VERY COOL Legally Blind Sister-In-Law, Carol.
NO Vision In Her Left Eye ~ 20/40 In Her Right Eye With Cloudiness,
And CAROL Is A Cowboy's FREAK.....So Just For Fun, I Buy Her ALL Manner Of Cowboys Stuff:
Shirts, Sweaters, Hoodies, A Night Light, Flags, Wall Sign For Her Bedroom, ETC....
.AND Every Time The Cowboys Have A Game ~~ I Buy PIZZA And I Watch The Game too.
And I'm NOT A Fan Of ANY team Sport. ~~ I Did Boxing, Weights, And Karate...
1 On 1 Sporting Activities ...
HEY: BTW Did Ya Watch VIKINGS VS LIONS A Couple Weeks Ago?.......
During The Broadcast, As Clear As It Could Have Possibly Been. One Of The Guys YELLED Out:
"GET THAT FUK*NG BALL"!! . And Nothing's Been Said About It.ZERO!! Even The Announcer Didn't Do As Much As Flinched, ...We're POSITIVE We Heard Exactly That, Because As He Yelled It Out, Carol & I Looked At Each Other And Said, Simultaneously "Did You Hear What I Think I Just Did"?....
And We've Been Cracking Up Ever Since,.. "RIDE'M COWBOY"
And So Does My VERY COOL Legally Blind Sister-In-Law, Carol.
NO Vision In Her Left Eye ~ 20/40 In Her Right Eye With Cloudiness,
And CAROL Is A Cowboy's FREAK.....So Just For Fun, I Buy Her ALL Manner Of Cowboys Stuff:
Shirts, Sweaters, Hoodies, A Night Light, Flags, Wall Sign For Her Bedroom, ETC....
.AND Every Time The Cowboys Have A Game ~~ I Buy PIZZA And I Watch The Game too.
And I'm NOT A Fan Of ANY team Sport. ~~ I Did Boxing, Weights, And Karate...
1 On 1 Sporting Activities ...
HEY: BTW Did Ya Watch VIKINGS VS LIONS A Couple Weeks Ago?.......
During The Broadcast, As Clear As It Could Have Possibly Been. One Of The Guys YELLED Out:
"GET THAT FUK*NG BALL"!! . And Nothing's Been Said About It.ZERO!! Even The Announcer Didn't Do As Much As Flinched, ...We're POSITIVE We Heard Exactly That, Because As He Yelled It Out, Carol & I Looked At Each Other And Said, Simultaneously "Did You Hear What I Think I Just Did"?....
And We've Been Cracking Up Ever Since,.. "RIDE'M COWBOY"
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