Ben & Jerry’s Says, “Hold My Bud Light!”

So, how about we use our Independence Day to pledge to keep this new and fragile record of progress regarding human rights, and the continued eradication of poverty and violence worldwide moving in the right direction for future generations to enjoy. Let’s thank the rise of capitalism and the evolution of governing philosophies embodied in our Constitution and Bill of Rights for their huge role in ushering in this unprecedented time of peace and prosperity where anybody from anywhere can be a success -- even two ungrateful hippies getting rich selling luxury ice cream.