Nerd Intel Officer won’t store top secret documents outside SCIF

When I Was Stationed At OSAN AFB, In South Korea. ~ 1964-65 ~
We Had 2 Really Cool 2nd Lt's... Lt Arrington And Lt. Bratton;
Lovingly Referred To As Lt's "A" & "B", And Theses 2 Were A RIOT.
One Late Night, They Entered The Squadrons Heavy Equipment Area
And Came OUT With A Steam Shovel..."A" Was In The Bucket While
"B" Was Driving And Heading Towards The Main Gate..
The Base Police Finally Pulled Them Over And Returned Them To The Barracks!
BOTH, Of Course, Drunk On Their Azz;.. And OSAN Being, What OSAN Was,
It Was Never Reported To ANYONE..... But It Didn't Take Long Before We All
Knew About Those 2 ....~ May The Gods Love'm; I Wonder What They're Up To NOW!~

A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney Don't wonder too hard. I accidentally found our XO from Basic and he lives a short distance from me. The good news is he's older than Biden.

CPL Douglas Chrysler - ... Actually Arrington was the Officer I Worked Directly With In The Squadron Office. He Was In Charge & I Supervised The Secretaries,. Which Was Almost A Joke... They Did Their Jobs So Well, I Don't Recall Actually Ever Being Needed. Although All 4 Of Them Were Korean Females, Their English Was Almost Impeccable.... Most Days I'd Checked In And Told Lt."A" Where I'd If Anyone Asked, Then Left.. . I Normally Headed To The Airman's Club; Because I Should Remain On Base; And The Airman's Club Was About The Only Other Place I Could Sit, Smoke & Drink Coffee All Day.. Occasionally I Jump On a "Choggie" Flight Heading Over To Itazuki AFB, Japan;
We'd Depart On Friday Morning & We'd Return Sunday Evening..
And I Was PAID.....Fa-King AMAZING, Huh?...... I Always Feared The USAF Would Catch On, And Demand A Full Refund Of My Wages, The Amount It Took Them To Support Me + Transportation, Board & Room, And Medical..... Just Like Any Other 4 Year Tourist..

REALLY?... Huh... I Was Listening Closely, & Never Heard Anyone Say; "SHUT Up DOUG"!!
What Else Ya Got On Yer Mind Today?