McDonald’s debuts McPTSD on new veteran menu

For Breakfast, options include Mystery Meat McGriddle®, Sad Breakfast® with Coldcakes, Man Down Hash Browns, and the all-new Bacon, Egg, and Non-Transferable Skills McMuffin®! Diners may also enjoy both caffeinated and decaf McCafé® Americano, which is served with Sweet n’ Low and shelf-stable non-dairy creamer.
For lunch and dinner, our veterans may enjoy the flagship burger on the menu, the McPTSD®! Face-melting taste perfection begins with two 100% pure “meat” patties sandwiched between a castor bean bun. It’s topped off with pickled ears, crisp shredded principles, finely chopped marriage certificates, and Earth “cheese” for a 100% “meat” burger with a taste like no other.
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