San Freak-cisco: Pay ‘High-Risk Individuals’ to Not Shoot People - Liberty Park Press

This sounds a lot like what used to be known as a "Protection" Racket. Before long I can see them wanting more money to not shoot.
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SPC Gary Welch, SGT Mark Anderson,
CPL Douglas Chrysler, Maj Marty Hogan,
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MSgt Robert "Rock" Aldi, MSgt David Hoffman,
SSG Michael Noll, MAJ Dale E. Wilson, Ph.D.
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