My Granddaughters? #1 Decided to Out Dance Grandpa She Dances in Community Theater. She is Trained Much Better than Grandpa. #2 I Taught How to Dislocate Someone's Knee, She is My Dr Doolittle, You Hurt an Animal She will Show You What Papa Showed Her. #3 As a Sailor I Dived with Sharks, I've Watched #3 Pet a Shark. I Know Making Saints is Not My Job. Making Tough German Scottish Lasses, I've Excelled At.