Posted on May 24, 2020
Growing International Support for Nobel Peace Prize to Cuban Doctors
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Trump will bitch that he should get it. Orange Man on crack. hahaha
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it an “amazing accomplishment,” Donald J. Trump said on Monday that he believes that he is the “clear favorite” to win this year’s Nobel Prize in Medicine.
Trump said that he was a “lock” to win the Nobel because of his pioneering work in prescribing the drug hydroxychloroquine.
“I’ve been talking about hydroxychloroquine so much that a lot of people think I invented it,” Trump said. “You have to give the Nobel to someone who invents a major drug like that.”
He dismissed any claim that his lack of medical credentials disqualifies him from winning the Nobel Prize in Medicine. “Just the opposite,” he said. “The fact that I’m not a doctor makes my ability to prescribe drugs that much more impressive.”
Trump said that he hoped the Nobel committee would be a “hell of a lot more fair” about giving out the Nobel in Medicine than they were in bestowing the Nobel Peace Prize. “I did peace, I did peace great, and I didn’t get the Peace Prize,” Trump said. “If I don’t get the Medicine Prize, then the whole Nobel business is rigged.” He revealed that his medical discoveries had “blown away” the doctors on the coronavirus task force.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it an “amazing accomplishment,” Donald J. Trump said on Monday that he believes that he is the “clear favorite” to win this year’s Nobel Prize in Medicine.
Trump said that he was a “lock” to win the Nobel because of his pioneering work in prescribing the drug hydroxychloroquine.
“I’ve been talking about hydroxychloroquine so much that a lot of people think I invented it,” Trump said. “You have to give the Nobel to someone who invents a major drug like that.”
He dismissed any claim that his lack of medical credentials disqualifies him from winning the Nobel Prize in Medicine. “Just the opposite,” he said. “The fact that I’m not a doctor makes my ability to prescribe drugs that much more impressive.”
Trump said that he hoped the Nobel committee would be a “hell of a lot more fair” about giving out the Nobel in Medicine than they were in bestowing the Nobel Peace Prize. “I did peace, I did peace great, and I didn’t get the Peace Prize,” Trump said. “If I don’t get the Medicine Prize, then the whole Nobel business is rigged.” He revealed that his medical discoveries had “blown away” the doctors on the coronavirus task force.
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CPT Gurinder (Gene) Rana
MAJ Ken Landgren, DJT is entitled to want the Nobel Prize because he is the first President of the Icon of Democracy to announce that the Covid-19 virus is just the Chinese Flu to the American People, which virus he pushed to be treated with hydrocloroquine that causes anxiety and irregular heartbeats, and can lead to death. It is a Comedy of Errors indeed.
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MAJ Ken Landgren
Our population is 4.5% of the world population but we have 30% of the cases, but he states it is a badge of honor. I have concluded he is senile. CPT Gurinder (Gene) Rana
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CPT Gurinder (Gene) Rana
MAJ Ken Landgren, how is being the most affected country by Covid-19 be a Badge of Honor? Senile is too mild in describing DJT.
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I remember when they sent 'help' to Grenada in the Caribbean and then they had provided "Construction Battalions (pretty damn well-armed too) to Panama. Lets not forget the mine-engineer brigade they sent to Angola.
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