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So you are finally selected to attend CSM/SGM Academy at Ft. No-Bliss TX. You should be extremely proud of your accomplishment. It shows you are a leader among leaders. The best NCO's the Army could produce. The most educated, battle hardened, dedicated to the mission, can H/W+tape Chuck Norris within .0001% of his body fat, with Chucks own eyes. It's a nine month harrowing and extremely taxing course designed to make something out of those selected to attend. After all nine months of this training at Ft. No-Bliss TX, this fine leader shows exactly what they've mastered outside of yelling at you, yelling at you some more, yelling at you because of another BN's screwups, yelling for SPC and Warrants that are never there, yelling over fresh brewed coffee that isn't strong enough, yet thick enough to lube an Abrams tank......
So you are finally selected to attend CSM/SGM Academy at Ft. No-Bliss TX. You should be extremely proud of your accomplishment. It shows you are a leader among leaders. The best NCO's the Army could produce. The most educated, battle hardened, dedicated to the mission, can H/W+tape Chuck Norris within .0001% of his body fat, with Chucks own eyes. It's a nine month harrowing and extremely taxing course designed to make something out of those selected to attend. After all nine months of this training at Ft. No-Bliss TX, this fine leader shows exactly what they've mastered outside of yelling at you, yelling at you some more, yelling at you because of another BN's screwups, yelling for SPC and Warrants that are never there, yelling over fresh brewed coffee that isn't strong enough, yet thick enough to lube an Abrams tank......
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Sergeants Major Course
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I call BS/Shenanigans, a CSM with no Headgear outdoors, no PT belt, No bottomless cup of liquid death and finally he was able to speak in complete sentences after graduation form the SMA. In addition everyone knows you never see a CSM when you step on the grass, you hear them from 300meters away and by the time you are off the grass you are at Parade rest as they question you for your unit, Chain of Command all while pulling your soul out of your body like a platoon of Dementors.
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Fitness training is a highly individualized event
I never avail myself to the techniques the sergeant major describes but hey if it works for him
Lol
I never avail myself to the techniques the sergeant major describes but hey if it works for him
Lol
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And all this time I thought it was due to time spent in the gym. I am obviously doing the wrong things.
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I believe with Officers, you modify the routine. You have to do a more subtle two finger hand sweep/gesture and say "Sergeant Major (or First Sergeant) Fix That" then stomp away. It's less of a core workout, then an aerobic one
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