Posted on Feb 8, 2018
Lawmakers to Procter & Gamble: Make Tide Pods look less tasty
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California doesn't corner the market on stupid. New York runs a close second! Here is an idea: Tell stupid kids not to eat Tide Pods. The kids eating them are stupid, the lawmakers saying they need a law passed about this are stupid.
Lawmakers to Procter & Gamble: Make Tide Pods look less tasty
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LCpl Emanuel W.
But... What does laundry detergent taste like? LMAO!!!!
How about we also teach these dummies to read! AND read WARNING labels! Like "DO NOT EAT!" I think that's one of the warnings. Maybe the fact that it's not in a FOOD isle. That usually gives me a hint that I'm not purchasing anything edible. Another hint, (and this should have been a no-brainer!): NOTHING that comes from an isle that smells like you've been frolicking in meadows of violets, lilacs & orchids; then traipsing through citrus orchards near cool sea breezes and fresh linen ever convey (at least to us old folk that know what to do with laundry detergent) that is a good idea to consume it.
How's that for starters? lol
Maybe I (we) missed the memo where all that stuff is truly edible and they're just trying to keep us from having the good stuff. I mean, I thought that when you leave the produce section, you shouldn't be smelling those things anymore. Last I checked, perfumey stuff stayed OUTSIDE the human body.
It's a shame that we have to get law makers involved in a common sense situation. Now we gotta pay people to do a PSA to stop the stupidity before it becomes an epidemic. This world is slipping out of reality while passing through hell.
How about we also teach these dummies to read! AND read WARNING labels! Like "DO NOT EAT!" I think that's one of the warnings. Maybe the fact that it's not in a FOOD isle. That usually gives me a hint that I'm not purchasing anything edible. Another hint, (and this should have been a no-brainer!): NOTHING that comes from an isle that smells like you've been frolicking in meadows of violets, lilacs & orchids; then traipsing through citrus orchards near cool sea breezes and fresh linen ever convey (at least to us old folk that know what to do with laundry detergent) that is a good idea to consume it.
How's that for starters? lol
Maybe I (we) missed the memo where all that stuff is truly edible and they're just trying to keep us from having the good stuff. I mean, I thought that when you leave the produce section, you shouldn't be smelling those things anymore. Last I checked, perfumey stuff stayed OUTSIDE the human body.
It's a shame that we have to get law makers involved in a common sense situation. Now we gotta pay people to do a PSA to stop the stupidity before it becomes an epidemic. This world is slipping out of reality while passing through hell.
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CPL Dave Hoover
I've tried to understand this, then realized, I I could it would scare me. It's crazy brother.
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LT I disagree with you please let them keep eating them, it will "Clean" out the gene pool lol.
I am going to say that if I need ID and to sign a waver to buy laundry soap I'm going to be pissed off. As for idiot Lawmakers how unappealing do you have to make SOAP before you get the message across DONT EAT IT!!! I saw the latest challenge is the Brand where they now burn their arms on the stove burners... People are just stupid and deserve the pain and suffering they create for them selves.
As it has been said before "I'm not saying kill all the stupid people, I'm just saying remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort its self out."
I am going to say that if I need ID and to sign a waver to buy laundry soap I'm going to be pissed off. As for idiot Lawmakers how unappealing do you have to make SOAP before you get the message across DONT EAT IT!!! I saw the latest challenge is the Brand where they now burn their arms on the stove burners... People are just stupid and deserve the pain and suffering they create for them selves.
As it has been said before "I'm not saying kill all the stupid people, I'm just saying remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort its self out."
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LCpl Emanuel W. - Ya we would need to end lawsuits based on ones on stupidity. Not unlike the young women suing her college because they didn't stop her from protesting on a Freeway and she got run over.
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LCpl Emanuel W.
CPO (Join to see) - That was hilarious! I saw that bit of news, and read the article. She ATTEMPTS (emphasize on attempt) to block traffic and expects to be paid for her stupidity. Like she or any of the other idiots would have even listened if the school had said you shouldn't do that?! They'd sue the school for hindering their rights to free speech or some other thing that would get them free money. I really do hope she loses royally AND gets expelled.
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LCpl Emanuel W.
CPO (Join to see) - F**K!!! Why did you have to remind me?! Now I wish the car had splattered her across the road! lol
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