A Marine Super Cobra Landed On A Baseball Field So The Pilot Could Pick Up His Phone

had a Harrier come into airspace and declare he had an emergency 10-100 the controller asked him what the hell is that 3x before the plot came back with I gotta go to the can. We all broke up. when he was leaving he was hoovering over the runway waiting for clearance but there was a cessna coming in so they said wait. He said i'm burning fuel by the bucket and can beat him, so they said ok and he was GONE!

Well, yeah! Dropping a grand on some models makes that phone precious!