Pamela Anderson calls Julian Assange a 'hero' and asks for his release

If this is what your standard of being a "hero" is, you have insulted the already low bar of standards. The bar is pissed, and wants a full refund of your "home movie" with Tommy Lee. Now the bar understands why your career stalled after Baywatch....the bar was set too low....and we thought it was over the Hoff and his hairy damn afro puff lookin chest. You will be excommunicated and barred from mentioning the bar and "heroes" for the rest of your life.