You Know Politics is Bad When Saturday Night Live Does Not Have To Make Up Stuff! Your Thoughts?

MAJ Ken Landgren — Thu, 19 Nov 2015 20:32:12 -0500

POTUS: I approve of what's going in Columbus. I have set a sound course and will use drones to kill ISIS. A few days ago Muslim terrorists attack Paris, but we need to show the world our leadership by taking in Syrian Widows and 3 year old orphans.

Hillary: What the POTUS said and we will interview applications in Syria and take pictures of their eyeballs for biometrics.

SECDEF: We want to make the military more corporate like so we will have smart interns following me around.

VA: We are improving our efficiency but we are not quite there.

Generals: We did not quite destroy the oil infrastructure used by ISIS. We do not want to shoot oil trucks because they have innocent drivers. We are not counting bodies but we are confident our drones and planes killed 20,000 ISIS. We just dropped of 50 Special Forces in Syria and are waiting for indigenous forces to take the lead on the ground.

Air Force: I have to make fun of those pretty boys for thinking the F-35 is the best thing since sliced bread.

I can't help this one. We DEMAND free college education and freedom from debts. 100% tax on millionaires and billionaires.

Have I missed anything?

Response by COL Sam Russell made Nov 19 at 2015 8:46 PM

COL Sam Russell — Thu, 19 Nov 2015 20:46:03 -0500

Spot on.

Response by PO3 Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 20 at 2015 12:53 PM

PO3 Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 20 Nov 2015 12:53:52 -0500

I am digging a hole right now :)

Response by Capt Seid Waddell made Nov 20 at 2015 1:02 PM

Capt Seid Waddell — Fri, 20 Nov 2015 13:02:11 -0500

The thinking of liberals is a wonder to behold.

Response by SGT Joseph Schmalzel made Nov 20 at 2015 1:14 PM

SGT Joseph Schmalzel — Fri, 20 Nov 2015 13:14:16 -0500

MAJ. I am going to put you in for an MRE. Thanks for the laughs.

Response by SCPO David Lockwood made Nov 20 at 2015 2:00 PM

SCPO David Lockwood — Fri, 20 Nov 2015 14:00:39 -0500

When did they start making stuff up about politics?

Response by SPC Nancy Greene made Nov 25 at 2019 1:16 AM

SPC Nancy Greene — Mon, 25 Nov 2019 01:16:38 -0500

Open Boarders and Free MEDICARE for all, including undocumented immigrants! LOL