Would you fight in a war for humanity's survival against intelligent genetically-modified talking primates?

2017-07-23T18:28:43-04:00

Response by MSgt Richard Randall made Jul 23 at 2017 6:31 PM

2017-07-23T18:31:01-04:00

You mean like congress?

Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 23 at 2017 6:49 PM

2017-07-23T18:49:06-04:00

Yes I would but I'd go AWOL if Woody Harrelson was CO unless he offered weed for re-enlistment.

Response by Sgt Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 23 at 2017 7:34 PM

2017-07-23T19:34:26-04:00

MAJ Private RallyPoint Member Sir, it is better to win, or go down fighting, than surrender like sheep.

Response by CSM Michael J. Uhlig made Jul 23 at 2017 7:44 PM

2017-07-23T19:44:15-04:00

What the hell have you been smoking....Sir?

Response by Cpl Jeff N. made Jul 24 at 2017 6:31 AM

2017-07-24T06:31:17-04:00

The way those genetically modified primates tear through the trees you might have to learn a new shooting position, the reverse prone. Lay on your back and shoot up, into the canopy.

Response by SSgt Ryan Sylvester made Jul 24 at 2017 9:06 AM

2017-07-24T09:06:59-04:00

I, for one, welcome our new ape overlords.

Response by SPC Craig Miller made Jul 24 at 2017 3:39 PM

2017-07-24T15:39:17-04:00

You mean like we have for the last sixteen years?

Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 25 at 2017 11:20 AM

2017-07-25T11:20:55-04:00

I would reluctantly fight to destroy the virus but I would take no joy in wiping out a sapient species. Ea and every troop who defaced his /her helmet with graffitti phrases like "Monkey Killer" or "Bedtime for Bonzo" would face UCMJ in my book.