Which type of soldier were you?

SPC Kent Tilley — Fri, 24 Jul 2015 11:45:13 -0400

1. Bubble Guts
a. The soldier that has constant gas, no matter what
2. Mutant
a. The soldier that runs the APFT the fastest and smokes the most
3. Alzheimers
a. The soldier that makes you question yourself if you gave the order or not
4. Article 15
a. The soldier that is in trouble so much, they start to invent new ways to get into trouble
5. Stepchild
a. The soldier that hears your orders, says roger, and then works on a task given by someone that is higher ranking
6. Blue Falcon
a. The soldier that is always throwing others under the bus
7. Ghost
a. Double entendre. Never there when you need them, but also never in trouble. You don’t know if they really exist, but they’re on the books
8. Profile
a. The soldier that is always on every profile you can think of
9. Poster Child
a. The soldier that wins all the boards
10. Combat Veteran
a. The soldier that never goes outside the wire but has more accessories on their rifle than any Ranger

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 24 at 2015 12:11 PM

MSG Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 24 Jul 2015 12:11:26 -0400

I saw this video. Twas super funny and accurate. I cant wait to see what he says about NCOs

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 24 at 2015 12:14 PM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 24 Jul 2015 12:14:40 -0400

As a young Private-through-Specialist, I was probably most typically the Ghost. *Sometimes* a Stepchild.

Response by PO1 William "Chip" Nagel made Jul 24 at 2015 12:21 PM

PO1 William "Chip" Nagel — Fri, 24 Jul 2015 12:21:00 -0400

Busted! That is not nice! 2a. I quit smoking took up running 5 Ks then went back to smoking while still competing in Navy 5k runs. The second time quitting smoking took and I have been Nicotene free for 18 years now.

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 24 at 2015 12:25 PM

MSG Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 24 Jul 2015 12:25:36 -0400

I was in my younger days and ranks: 1 (depending one the MRE I had to eat); 3 (Sometimes, if I remember right); 5 (on a few occasions); and lastly 7 (Once I truly learned the ways of the SPC Creed)

Response by SrA Edward Vong made Jul 24 at 2015 12:25 PM

SrA Edward Vong — Fri, 24 Jul 2015 12:25:48 -0400

9a.
Someone who is constantly recognized for doing their job.

Response by SGT William Howell made Jul 24 at 2015 1:01 PM

SGT William Howell — Fri, 24 Jul 2015 13:01:16 -0400

11. Sick and Tired
a. After almost 14 months in combat, a divorce in country, a PTL Sgt that had a death wish, and a roommate that refused to shower because it would "wash the luck off", I was the guy that watched movies, worked out, and slept.