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<p>The ONLY thing I enjoy about porta jons is reading all the Chick Norris jokes the defiant Soldiers wrote on the walls. What's your favorite.</p><p> </p><p>I like "Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice."</p>
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<font color="#000000" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 12px;">"Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is"</span></font>
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there used to be a street named after chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses chuck Norris and lives
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there is no ctrl button on chuck norris' computer, because chuck norris is always in control
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC for copyright infringement for "Law and Order" which describes his left and right legs<br>
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I love all the lines I've heard because I LOVE Chuck Norris. Have been a fan for years. Here's one for fans of the Expendables:
Barney Ross (Stallone): "I heard you got bit by a cobra"
Booker (Norris): "Yeah I was, but after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died"
Barney Ross (Stallone): "I heard you got bit by a cobra"
Booker (Norris): "Yeah I was, but after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died"
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