What's the craziest thing you've seen in the barracks?

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Response by SPC Edward Lavoie made Sep 19 at 2016 1:59 AM

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My roommate superglueing everything in my ao

Response by LCpl Bryan Ragland made Sep 19 at 2016 3:25 AM

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This is a hard question.... I would have to say that I saw a guy standing out front of the barracks with a sheet tode to his angles and rists during a typhoon. He fought a hell of a fight until eventually he flew away. They said a Japanese sailor found his body out in the Ocean. Unknown if it was him but never seen him aftwards so who knows.

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 19 at 2016 6:39 AM

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Guy I know locked himself out of his room, so he spiderman'd from the balcony on the 4th floor going from window ledge to window ledge, kind of like free climbing.
He fell four stories, thank jeebas for PLF's.
Ooh, or the four story beer bong, that was pretty sweet.
Or the rave we threw on the balcony of the barracks.

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 19 at 2016 9:56 AM

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Statute of Limitations has not run out yet. I am legally bound to remain silent.

Response by CPL Anthony Slaughter made Sep 19 at 2016 12:42 PM

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Fire resulting from a Soldier's DIY meth lab explosion, and of course it had to happen while I was on Company CQ.

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 19 at 2016 3:57 PM

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I once saw a new Private with the muzzle of a .50 Cal lodged in his rectum. This was not in the barracks, but rather in the Company Arms room. Thank you, 82nd.

Response by PO3 Sandra Gomke made Sep 19 at 2016 4:03 PM

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A "Stairwell Watch". Great Lakes, Snipes Castle. It had 4 3-story wings. Females had one wing, 1/2 of 3rd floor. Each landing was open to male barracks. So every time we walked down the stairs, starting on the 3rd floor, the Stairwell Watch had to yell "Female on Deck!" as we turned on each landing and continued down (or up). After a while, it got kind of old. Finally I told the Watch that if I see something I'd never seen before, I would shoot it. They still had to announce but, at least they quit yelling in our ears!

Response by SFC Pete Kain made Sep 19 at 2016 4:08 PM

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My room mate was a cheap S.O.B. He saved his spit cans and the end of the month he would spread it out on the rug to dry and re dip the left overs. I hated living in the barracks.
That was in Alaska circa 1978-1979

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 19 at 2016 4:50 PM

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Hi, PO3 Yates.

A friend stationed at Goodfellow AFB in San Angelo, TX, for Intel school had a Morale, Welfare, and Recreation (MWR) check late one night. The AF Security Force personnel brought in a canine to sniff for drugs. The dog keyed onto something in her wall locker. While the rest of the room was inspectable, the wall locker wasn't, and it was easy just to throw stuff in there. So, the dog takes off into her pile of laundry and unmentionables looking for contraband. The SF troop thought he had hit the mother lode and started cheering him on and motivating the Belgian Malinois to pull up whatever he had sniffed.

He resurfaced with a half-eaten Twinkie.

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 19 at 2016 5:47 PM

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while doing barracks inspection walked into laundry room, sitting on top of the washing machine a cockroach as big as my fist, turned off the lites shut the door got the hell out

Response by SPC Erich Guenther made Sep 20 at 2016 3:21 AM

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Lets see. I remember when I was with the 101st Airborne Division and a Chapter Case from the third floor used tied together knotted bedsheets to climb down to the ground floor to get around the Charge of Quarters and evade Barracks Restriction. I still remember looking out the window and seeing the white sheets swaying too and fray and thinking......."This is just like the movie Animal House". Eventually the 1SG got smarter and made a once in a while walk around the outside of the barracks part of CQ duty by the CQ mainly to look for escapees. Another favorite was hearing the 2 a.m. click clack of female hi-heels on my second floor barracks hallway. Too tired to open the door and look, heard the door next door open. Girl and Male giggling a few squeaks of the bed and a loud CRASH as the government issue bed could not take the weight of two people or the stress of too and fro and it collapsed into pieces. Didn't stop them from finishing though but after the CRASH I was laughing too hard and it took me a while to get back to sleep. One more event, 1SG Barracks inspection at the 101st, he is in another Chapter Case room and notices the false cieling is sagging slighly. Pokes up a tile, then two then three, out comes a full camoflage net, two field telephones, one medium sized tent, and two radio sets. Turns out the guy was on a detail two days before to clean out the deployment CONNEX's. NCO in charge of the detail said nothing was missing when he left but he stupidly gave the key to the Chapter Case to go back and get something he forgot UNSUPERVISED. His plan was to fence the stuff in his false cieling. The NCO in charge of him while on detail lost a stripe and was on extra duty for like 6 weeks, CQ mostly.....some sleep deprivation as well. MP's hauled away the Chapter Case, not sure what happened to him.........just disappeared, never to be seen or mentioned again.

See and that was one of the fun parts of being Infantry you guys that picked other MOS' missed.

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 20 at 2016 1:31 PM

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OIF 2010- that October my squad leader received a whole pumpkin from his wife for Halloween, by the time it got to us it was rotten and soggy. Well naturally we cut a hole in the shape of a vagina and placed bets on who will fuck it..... neatless to say theres always that one - a damn private ended putting his dick in, a week later his balls where swollen lol

Response by CSM Richard StCyr made Sep 20 at 2016 4:48 PM

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My first duty station, Fort Hunter Liggett circa 1981. We had open bay barracks and the first fall I was there it literally rained marijuana from the heating vents when the DPW turned the heat on, and I'm not talking a fleck here or there I mean rained like fricken snow, the crap was on everything. Seems one of the nefarious SP4's due to chapter out had a huge stash hidden in the vent at the end of the bay near the blower. Yep you guessed it; we had to haul every stick of furniture out of the barracks, open and shake all our gear out, conduct a heavily supervised GI party and generally get screwed with endlessly for his brilliant maneuver.

Response by SGT Rick Bell made Sep 20 at 2016 5:34 PM

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While in AIT at Fort Leonard Wood we had a "nut job" that should never of been allowed in the Army. He was just a waste of time and effort. We lived in the old WWII type open bay barracks at this time in 1978. During a barracks inspection he was all messed as usual! We could here our Drill Instructor yelling at him upstairs and then we heard something bouncing down the stairs. I really believed our DI had thrown him down the stairs, but our "nut job" had jumped head first trying the hurt/kill himself. The DI walked over and told him to get back upstairs. "Nut job" got up slowly and headed back upstairs. The DI yelling started again and all of us on the lower floor were wondering what was going on up there and having a good laugh. Again we hear him bouncing down the stairs as he tried to hurt himself again. We were all kind shocked, but trying not to laugh either because of the situation. Again he was told to get back upstairs. He was slower getting up, but he soon headed upstairs again. Next thing we know we see him flying off the upstairs balcony. By this time we were hysterical because he kept doing something to hurt himself. Our DI got tired of the game by then and asked someone to go call for an ambulance and he was hauled off to get a medical evaluation. He showed up later that day from the hospital. Last time I seen the "nut job' he had stabbed himself a bunch of times in the arm to make himself bleed to death at lunch. He was thrown down by several people and held there while first aid was done until the ambulance arrived. He was gone after that and we never saw him again. Funny thing, after 2 trips down the stairs and one off the balcony, he didn't break a bone or anything. That had to be the craziest thing I had ever seen. Go figure!!!

Response by SFC(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 20 at 2016 8:26 PM

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Drunken soldier caught bunny rabbit. Brought bunny rabbit to the hall and stopped by his door. Drunken soldier slammed bunny rabbit with all his might against his door. Rabbit died to feed his imaginary snake that he kept in his room.

Response by ENS Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 20 at 2016 11:20 PM

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1. A full bar - I'm talking 30+ bottles of different liquor.
2. More trash than you'd find in a dumpster, roaches, and a moldy unmade bed.
3. Two dudes "doing it" - *This was one of the most awkward things I've experienced in my career.*

Response by Cpl Justin Goolsby made Sep 22 at 2016 10:28 AM

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The bags of contraband during health and comfort inspections. Probably the best duty I ever had getting to see all the SNCOs in formation and then watch as they start tossing rooms.

Response by SP5 Bob Rudolph made Sep 29 at 2016 10:29 PM

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Not funny but it was the reason I pushed to get off base housing. 1967 - Fort Lewis. Open bay barracks, bunk beds and we are all permanent party HH Company. We all have office jobs and work together. Across from my bunk were 4 different race EMs in 2 bunk beds. Everybody mostly, got along fine. We had roll down window shades. When the guys across the barracks rolled down their shades there was a picture of a jolly, fat bald guy and the words "White Cracker" underneath. Top said there was nothing he could do about it and we would be on a transport to RVN if we retaliated. Still pisses me off to this day.

Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 2 at 2016 7:38 PM

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lots of homosexual things

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 2 at 2016 8:04 PM

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Young Drill SGT's who decided to do the ultimate room toss. The Privates came back with everything completely disassembled and in piles. Blankets, sheets, mattresses, bed rails, springs, laundry bags, laundry, boots, laces, shoes, laces, etc. Many things unlabeled. It took a week for them to fix everything and many never got the right stuff back.

Response by SGT Carrie McIntyre made Nov 2 at 2016 8:32 PM

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Never lived in barracks

Response by CPL Franco Hernandez made Nov 2 at 2016 10:57 PM

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In AIT some dude pooped on someone else's pillow ...

Response by CPL Franco Hernandez made Nov 2 at 2016 11:04 PM

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In AIT a female soldier broke her leg cus she was trying to sneak back in to her room ..trying to propel with sheets from the 3rd floor to the 1St floor..

Response by PV2 Cody Adams made Nov 3 at 2016 12:28 AM

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One of the drill Sgts. During basic was on night gaurd. He decided to sneak into our Barracks and bark and howl like a dog. He didn't know that one of my battle buddy's is afraid of dogs and started crying!

Response by LCpl Shane Nirider made Nov 3 at 2016 1:28 AM

2016-11-03T01:28:03-04:00

The drill sergeant a requruit to get him icecream at 0030. Drill sergeant had a fit when he was called out at 0330 and the ice cream machine was sitting in the barracks

Response by SP6 Phillip Mcdonald made Nov 3 at 2016 6:33 AM

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One soldier shot another in the hand during a room inspection. He was trying to hand off a pistol to his buddy so he wouldn't get caught with it.

Response by Sgt Alec Ryan made Nov 3 at 2016 11:51 AM

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When I was stationed in Japan we had a health and comfort inspection from the bass Co and I was at the very end of the hall on the third floor Barracks when I saw the Co walking towards my buddies room he opened up the wall Locker nearest to the door and a life-sized Asian sex doll fell out and then my Colonel tackle them cuz they thought it was a real person

Response by CPL Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 3 at 2016 12:10 PM

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And there I was, korea. Rained so hard you could swim in the laundry room.

Response by Cpl Randy Rhomberg made Nov 3 at 2016 12:36 PM

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While stationed at Camp Pendleton went back to barracks after the Marine Corps Ball. I was going to my room and noticed a line forming outside a room. I walked past and looked in to see a female Marine getting a train ran on her. I later heard the 50 + guys stopped by her room that night.

Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 3 at 2016 2:58 PM

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hm. well during basic one of the males decided to try,and make a hammock or something like it, in the barracks between two bunks. he was using bungee cords. One of the cords came lose and snapped back across the bunk with him in between. It left a deep gash in his eyebrow that he had to get sewn up. It's either that, or the time twi females were up past curfew and they thought they heard a drill Sgt coming. they switched off there lights and ran full speed into each other. One fell into the bunk, and the other into the kill zone. both had gashes in there heads and another female freaked out and yelled for a drill sgt.

Response by TSgt Phillip Justice made Nov 3 at 2016 4:03 PM

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Sheppard Tech. Institute, a young recruit went with her 30 th day pay, bought a revolver, and shot herself because she was flunking!

Response by AN Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 3 at 2016 4:21 PM

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I saw a guy poop next to the toilet and leave it there. Then a few minutes later anothee guy came in without gloves and picked it up and carried it around for a couple minutes until he decided to throw it into the trash instead of the toilet.

Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 3 at 2016 4:21 PM

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Marine Corps Comm School: female Marine attempted to jump off the third deck while i was on duty in the early afternoon, duty SNCO sprints to grab her before she throws herself off the catwalk, and he grabs her around the waist, and rips her backwards, resulting in her cry-screaming how happy she is that he cares enough to stop her, and as i'm about to go up to see if he needed help with getting her back, she stands up, and takes off her boots and trousers as if to fling hherself at HIM. I just turned and kept patrolling.

Response by PV2 Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 3 at 2016 4:31 PM

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In Basic training at Fort Sill, My drill Sgt was doing a contraband search and found condoms and porn magazines

Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 3 at 2016 4:32 PM

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Pvt put icyhot gel on all the latrine toilets in the company area.

Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 3 at 2016 4:37 PM

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7 of so guys a lined up on the edge of a bed watching porn together. Everyone had their pants on, but still....

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 3 at 2016 4:54 PM

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A meth lab
Pot plant

That's the worst of it I worked in single soldier housing for about 6 months

Response by SPC Clayton Wignall made Nov 3 at 2016 7:47 PM

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Too many to choose from but one incident was in Korea we had just come out of the Field after three weeks and there was a 100% eyes on accountability of all weapons before we could be released for the weekend. My roommate's M16 was missing from the armory so they searched our room and then broke the lock on his locker. Inside his closet was the M16 and three 5Lb blocks of partially moldy pre-sliced american cheese.

My roommate was a fellow cook who had not found the time to get his stolen cheese off base to ajoomma. Needless to say his blackmarket warriors pass and that of our corporal and specialiast were revoked when they came back to the barrack; along with their rank.

Response by MSG Mitch Dowler made Nov 3 at 2016 8:01 PM

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My female supply SGT walked through our shared adjoining bathroom into my room while I was shaving and she was butt ass naked.

Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 3 at 2016 9:03 PM

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During my AIT portion of OSUT, a PVT ran around the bay butt ass naked covered in shaving cream...

Response by SP5 Joseph Howard made Nov 3 at 2016 9:20 PM

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Beer keg in a wall locker

Response by PO1 Jerry Rivera made Nov 3 at 2016 10:06 PM

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HM2 had to take that girl to his room (Det in PI from Japan Deployment). We told him to stop drinking and making out. When he slipped his hand under her skirt....? The look on his face.... {Insert voice of Gabriel Iglesias here}... OH, PRICELESS!

Response by SPC Dennis Manning made Nov 3 at 2016 10:08 PM

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Had a SP4 that had a subscription to Hustler magazine. When he renewed his subscription, the issue had a vinyl record attached. He put it on the record player and listened to a girl talking like she was being talked into screwing. He made up a whole dialogue that made it sound like he was the one talking her into it. SP4 goes on flagpole leave. During that week, the CO holds a barrack inspection. SP4 puts on the record and acts out his "discussion". Captain tries to open door, but finds it locked. He loses his shit, calls Top to open door. When he finds out it's a record, he proceeds to chew the Sp4's butt. Sp4 tells him "I can do what I want to. I'm on leave." and shows him paperwork. Cap realizes there's nothing he can do, so he stomps out cussing.

Response by SSG Steven McDanield made Nov 3 at 2016 11:01 PM

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There was a lot, but here are two of the funniest ones: I was on Charge of Quarters in Ansbach Germany making my rounds when I came across our medic's barracks room door wide open and what sounded like a porn on full blast. There were several guys standing around in the hallway listening in and walking by to look in. I went to the door and announced myself, went in, and there was Doc in full congress with a German Porn actress. They were watching and re-enacting one of her movies. All I could do was say, good job doc and closed the door on my way out.

About a year later I was S.O.G. on Friday night at out Near I.R.P. when one of the NCOs came up to the main gate around 10 P.M. with one of his female PFCs. They were supposedly going up to the Ready Building to get the Privates LBE and Kevlar. about 30 Minutes later the same medic from my first story came back in from roaming patrol and said he had something to show me. He took me up to the ready building and I saw the light in the Commanders office was on. Went up to the window and saw the NCO and his PFC banging away on the Captains bunk. We went back to the guard shack and about 30 minutes later they came back to the guard shack to be let out. The PFC had a Protective mask in her hand. (At least she tried to make it look official).

Response by PO3 Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 3 at 2016 11:26 PM

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Weirdest thing I saw was in A School I was on watch from 0000 to 0400 on a Friday night of a holiday weekend. It was about 0300 when my partner and I turned the corner one one of the male decks to see an obviously drunk sailor running down the hall of the barracks with nothing on except a horse head. Some things you just can't unsee.

Response by SGT Jon Creager made Nov 3 at 2016 11:33 PM

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04:00 AM I was CQ runner, mopping the mail room floor in Germany. AN old tyme NCO came it drunk, threw his guts up on the fresh mopped and waxed floor. I just rolled a mop and bucket over to him and told him to mop that shit up when he was sober as I was not his mother. A few hours later waiting for the 1St Sgt. we were BSing around. THe new guys walks up and calls the company to attention. Yes you guess it the drunk old NCO was out new 1st. He told the company I had brass telling him to clean his shit up. We became good friends later.

Response by CPL Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 4 at 2016 12:53 AM

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To many to choose from. IN Thailand we were all sleeping in an open barracks on cots. DRUNK guy gets up to piss but can't find the bathroom so he grabs a sock off a clothesline. He proceed to piss in said sock and whip the guy sleeping next to him in the face with the piss sock.

Response by SGT John Miller made Nov 4 at 2016 1:05 AM

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E4 mofia use to make fng practice plf from balcony with bed sheets

Response by PFC Timothy Clements made Nov 4 at 2016 2:30 AM

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Some one turning purple, while playing smear the queer with a make shift football

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 4 at 2016 11:50 AM

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Germany 1988, walked into the room across the hall to hear this banging from inside a wall locker. I asked what that was, the occupant told me it was another Soldier who got so drunk, belligerent and in search of a fight the night before he was duct tapped and put in the wall locker for his own protection. Later the 1SGT came by and saw this, everyone on the 1st floor wound up going to Track I because of it.

Response by PO3 Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 4 at 2016 2:19 PM

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During a field training, one guy woke up screaming in the middle of the night when he found a snake around his leg in his sleeping bag. Another guy found a large tick lodged halfway into his neck. Then, OIF 07' some genius was playing the knife game and severed the tendon in his pinky. He got sent home 2 months into the deployment.

Response by SFC David Gorrell made Nov 4 at 2016 4:44 PM

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Found naked girl in soldier's wall locker "locked" during health and welfare.

Response by MSgt Richard Randall made Nov 4 at 2016 5:50 PM

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In 1971 I lived in the missile maintenance barracks at Minot AFB, ND. There were either three or four guys to a room depending on rank. There was one common latrine/shower area on either end of each floor of the three story building. It was not unusual to see a guy come strolling out of the shower and walking down the hall toward his room buck naked trying to dry off. I don’t know what possessed them to do it, but, the fine ladies of the Officer’s Wives Club* decided they’d like to put up Christmas decorations in each of the day rooms to try and cheer up the poor single airmen that had to work during the holidays.

You guessed it. I came walking out of the shower early one afternoon and down the hall when I came face-to-face with four or five rather surprised women and their garland, tinsel and ornaments. I don’t know who was more shocked, me or them, but I beat feet out of there as fast as I could.

*I don’t know why the OWC came to the enlisted barracks. Maybe the NCOWC went to the BOQ? Perhaps some questions are better left unanswered.

Response by FA Kenneth Gentry made Nov 4 at 2016 6:40 PM

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While In boot camp the petty officer and chief found 2 guys screwing after hours. The chief asked what the hell they were doing and the packer said he slipped

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 4 at 2016 6:45 PM

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Let's see here's a list:
1. Buffer Rodeo (3rd runner up)
2. Common area hockey in full Battle rattle
3. Fireworks "fight" between units when power went out at Ft Campbell that turned into a all out brawl in the parade field in front of BN HQ's
4. Common area ice skating rink
5. Rapelling off the barracks.
6. Jello wrestling in common area in kiddy pool.

Response by SGT Jonathan Hill made Nov 4 at 2016 9:22 PM

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Stationed in camp casey Friday night in July 2001 we had a private that had soju for the first time and thought he was superman jumped out of the 3rd floor barracks window with a blanket tied around his neck like a cape. Lol I thought he was done apparently being that blitzed helped him survive. He broke his arm in 2 places.

Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 4 at 2016 9:51 PM

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Got a call from the MPs when I was a company commander. A female PFC in my company was kind of "red neck". She was on a outside stair well with a compound bow shooting a deer target in the court yard, using the stair well as a makeshift deer stand. Getting ready for bow season.
In her defense, a compound bow was not on the list of prohibited items in the barracks. That immediately changed.

Response by SrA Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 4 at 2016 10:01 PM

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In tech training I was a bay chief for our section of the dorms and we had one of our door guards playing on his phone in our hallway on the third floor. I noticed it when I went to check accountability on all my guys and told him he best put that shit up. Apparently he'd taken a phone call about 5 minutes previously right next to the window and an MTL saw him with his phone. The MTL walked up to our floor took his shoes off and stuck up behind him and said "Hey." The poor idiot jumped and turned around right as the MTL shot him in the face with a nerf gun and screamed in his face "You're dead Airman, Hit the floor dead Airman." Guy did as he was told and the MTL called me over and said "Bay Chief, did you just see a ghost?" I replied that I did and the MTL asked me to go get a sheet for him. From that point on the guy had doorguard every Friday night and had to wear a sheet with holes cut out for eyes when on door guard duty. He also appropriately got nick'd as Casper the poor Airman.

Response by PFC Matthew Wessel made Nov 4 at 2016 11:04 PM

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In AIT in Fort Leonard Wood, MO, we of course had some hotel parties. At one of these parties a buddy of mine was screwing around with a chick in our platoon, well a Marine was shit faced drunk and he smacked this chicks ass. Well my buddy wasn't happy about it, he chased him out of the room and once they got in the hall way, he backed the Marine into a corner and just layed him out with one punch. So the cops were called, however they couldn't tell who hit the guy on the security camera because of all the people that rushed to the hallway to watch the action. So the cops stand the marine in the hallway and then have each one of the other males there to come out to the hallway one at a time and have the marine identify who hit him. Well I'm only 19 at the time and I'm hammered, I think a couple other guys were underage as well. But you could definitely tell I wasnt 21. Anyway long story short, the marine never snitched and that was that, the cops left, we continued to party and the Marines took off.

Response by PV2 Brianne Aldrich made Nov 4 at 2016 11:21 PM

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During contraband check a platoon sergeant checked my battles kamel pack... a giant summer sausage flew out and hit him in the chest.

Response by SPC Robb Brown made Nov 5 at 2016 1:53 AM

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Camp Monteith 2002. Came back to the room from tower duty to see 4 guys watching a gay porno one of them bought from a local. They were all staring in unbelief at what was on the screen while the one who bought it kept saying "just wait, the girl will show up anytime now."

Response by SR Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 5 at 2016 2:41 AM

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We had a random berthing inspection, and one of my other female shipmates was hiding weed in her unused tampon applicators. Lol

Response by SSgt Roger Thacker made Nov 5 at 2016 7:16 AM

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Stupid people

Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 5 at 2016 7:59 AM

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Two drunk E-1 privates cracked chemilghts cut then open and poured the liquid into fire extinguisher hoses then sprayed all around the Baracks. stuff ya see at the 101st I tell ya

Response by LCpl Bailey Mann made Nov 5 at 2016 8:46 AM

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I was at one of the hhotels on base, with my then husband, friends, etc...we all partied pretty hard that night. Hit the rack at like 0300 just to be woken up at 0645 with pounding on the door. There was an MP standing there and asked the question "Do you guys know who shit in SgtMaj washing machine?" Didn't even know he had a washing machine at a hotel.

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 5 at 2016 1:16 PM

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sm came into bas wanting psych eval, over the weekend went to country bar in north Carolina, met up with a woman and eventually took this woman to a hotel, well when things got hot and heavey he discovered this woman had a penis, so he thought he might be gay for not detecting this

Response by PO3 Leah Whitworth made Nov 5 at 2016 1:50 PM

2016-11-05T13:50:17-04:00

I guess the craziest thing I've seen was more so in the heads. Ever seen a woman with bush up to her navel? Back hair? Chest hair? Mustaches and sideburns? Crazy nipple hair? All these things exist and will haunt your existence for years

Response by 1stSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 5 at 2016 3:33 PM

2016-11-05T15:33:23-04:00

I watched in horror as the TI found the kool-aid pack from an MRE in the fat guys locker. He, with one hand, threw fat boys bed across the room.

Response by PVT Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 5 at 2016 5:30 PM

2016-11-05T17:30:53-04:00

One of my battles on the top floor had left his locker un-secure during a inspection and then it started to rain skittles from an open window because he had kept one of those large bags that hold like 10 regular size packs of skittles in his locker where the plt Sgt could easily find it

Response by A1C Chad Durtschi made Nov 5 at 2016 5:49 PM

2016-11-05T17:49:48-04:00

At Sheppard air force Base. I had seen an airman passed out drunk on the bottom bunk while his roommate plastic wrapped him to the bottom bunk. Then proceeded with the help of others flip the bunk so he was left suspended the rest of the night.

Response by SPC Blake Deshotel made Nov 5 at 2016 6:52 PM

2016-11-05T18:52:30-04:00

2 naked privates in boots and Kevlar fighting

Response by SPC Libby Christine made Nov 5 at 2016 7:52 PM

2016-11-05T19:52:50-04:00

I accidentally walked in on one girl piercing another girls nipples.

Response by PO2 Loren Gilmore made Nov 5 at 2016 8:30 PM

2016-11-05T20:30:28-04:00

While stationed at Damn Neck, Virginia in the early 80's as part of our duties we had to do pre-confinement physicals of those unfortunates that were heading to the brig. The MAA's brought in two of the sorriest seamen I have ever encountered up to that point and presented them for their physicals. These two idiots were spotted by the Fire Watch on duty burning themselves with lit cigarettes.

First time but not the last that I had read on the charge sheets Destruction of Government Property. Each had twenty two burns on each arm. I had to ask why and was told that they had nothing better to do. I just shook my head. Doc Gilly

Response by SN Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 5 at 2016 9:54 PM

2016-11-05T21:54:10-04:00

Kid in my boot camp division was standing JOOW on the quarterdeck at 0200 to 0400. My chief was OOD standing 30 feet away in the office. This kid wipped out his dick and jerked off to the picture of the base Lieutenant Commander hanging on the wall and blew his load in the garbage can. Got away with it too

Response by CPL Marc Warner made Nov 6 at 2016 12:35 AM

2016-11-06T00:35:56-04:00

A guy eating the styrofoam from ice cream cup it was his first one evrr

Response by HN Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 6 at 2016 9:50 AM

2016-11-06T09:50:50-05:00

This wasn't me but a story I heard. San Antonio is where navy goes for corpsman training. Well story goes that two people were dating (guy and girl) and the girl spent the night in his room. Well the next morning there was a surprise inspection. He had her hide in this secret compartment under the bed behind the drawers for our clothes till they left. Lets just say she almost suffocated.

Response by SSgt Nicholas Merchant made Nov 6 at 2016 11:11 AM

2016-11-06T11:11:35-05:00

During a dorm inspection i entered a new airmans room to find him passed out naked barely breathing his bac was .34 no alcohol in the room then we were told he was 19 and awol

The same troop as above cooked with a george forman grill that he also used for ironing his socks and underware

Response by CPL Billy Pryor made Nov 6 at 2016 2:30 PM

2016-11-06T14:30:10-05:00

One of my new privates had a room inspection from the csm and they found chicken bones in a popcorn bags in multiple drawers in his room

Response by SGT Jeremy Brienen made Nov 6 at 2016 6:17 PM

2016-11-06T18:17:55-05:00

A fort made out of empty domino's pizza boxes in the company fatass' room.

Response by PO2 Jaime Afable made Nov 6 at 2016 7:26 PM

2016-11-06T19:26:52-05:00

Silk sheets and a mink blanket... I get wanting comforts of home but if you're not a top rack then that crap is a slip hazard especially for the person climbing down for an early watch.

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 6 at 2016 8:45 PM

2016-11-06T20:45:53-05:00

As a Barracks NCO so far I've seen:

5) Jeep Doors
4) Pet Fish
3) Car Transmission
2) Motorcycle / Dirt Bike
1) Entire wall room decorated in Processed and treated Animal Skins (Coyote, Boar, Fox, wolf, and a small bear)

Response by FA Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 7 at 2016 5:39 AM

2016-11-07T05:39:45-05:00

A guy got seperated because he failed a health and wellness inspection. He believed he was a wearwolf and never baithed or washed his cloaths. One night he had watch and it was a full moon. He freaked out and called the OOD telling him he cant stand watch. When people went to his room, they say his room smelled like rotten shit. His roomate reported that the guys been howeling and shit like a wolf as well. Long story short they had him open the locker the next day to brown moldy PT gear, unwashed and moldy cups and plates, and a dead bird. They say it looked like it had a bite taken out of it.

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 7 at 2016 9:26 AM

2016-11-07T09:26:43-05:00

I watched a soldier across my room (6 man rooms) climb down the pipe in a 2 story barracks, sneak off base to see his wife, and text the platoon Sgt that he left to see his wife he would be back at 1700. This was in ait in 2012

Response by SFC William Stephens made Nov 7 at 2016 9:56 AM

2016-11-07T09:56:15-05:00

IN BASIC 1988 BED BUGS!!!!!!!

STEPHENS"

Response by SP5 Steven Duke made Nov 7 at 2016 9:57 AM

2016-11-07T09:57:26-05:00

Found 2 Dildos and 3 canteens filled woth Whiskey in a privates locker wile we was in Iraq. It was a male by the way.

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 7 at 2016 10:23 AM

2016-11-07T10:23:02-05:00

First night in the barracks me and one guy from basic went to the cool down room cause our original rooms door didn't work. There were two guys staying there already as well. My buddy and I walk in and there's stacks of pizza boxes, beer bottles all over the place clothes strung all over the place. And a hanger in the bathroom, so happens one of the guys would take such big shits he had to break it up with the hanger to flush the toilet.

Response by A1C Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 7 at 2016 11:25 AM

2016-11-07T11:25:39-05:00

Nothing was more scary than seeing 12 campaign hats stacked during my brother flights dorm inspection

Response by SPC Jason Voigt made Nov 7 at 2016 12:07 PM

2016-11-07T12:07:28-05:00

OIF 2009. We had a douche bag CAB chaser LT. One day he went to one of our squad leaders room and knocked,
SGT: "Gimme 5 minutes"
LT: "Fuck that. I got shot to talk to you about now" and opens door.
SGT: Watching porn and beating off. Never misses a stroke. "What's up sir?"
LT: Tries to rush out of the room.
SGT: "You're in here now. What do you want?"

Response by A1C Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 7 at 2016 1:04 PM

2016-11-07T13:04:34-05:00

Goodfellow AFB a couple years ago I was bunked with intel. I knew he was a little off first meeting him but not sure how bad. Needless to say I come back to barracks one day with him and 3 other intel playing strip poker...they were all guys. Weirdest experience ever

Response by LCpl Ben Spalding made Nov 7 at 2016 7:55 PM

2016-11-07T19:55:08-05:00

I was on duty for my BN on a friday, needless to say nothing good ever happens on friday night duty. So i am about to write in the log book, when all of a sudden I hear a noise. So i get up to go look, and the loudest bang went off down the corridor. Now my barracks were a open building style so the quad was visible from all angles. A test grenade was flung from one room to another. I went down to investigate. Nope never happened because as soon as I left my duty room a war started. The biggest god damn nerf war you ever seen. However most of the ammunition was on fire. See they setup the projectile weapons like the move Aliens with Ripley mounting the flame thrower onto the pulse rifle. They mounted small butane lighters onto the end of their weapons and soaked all the darts in 120 proof vodka. It was a firefight for the ages. I was so pissed that I didnt have my phone on me. It was freaking glorious. Three people were lit on fire and they ran away like a damn stunt gone wrong. But they put most of them out with a bucket of water that someone said might be a good idea. Thank god someone did an ORM before this.

Response by SP5 Jeremy Duckworth made Nov 7 at 2016 8:17 PM

2016-11-07T20:17:40-05:00

Okay my roommate and I had a dirt bike completely torn apart. Made a spray booth and full shop in our common room.. uNader he ink was a pul... 1sgt laugh his ass off told us to put the bike together park it out side take down our booth and clean the whole Barrick... our nco found out about yt by a slide show he put t9gether for the 1sgt meeting.. they let us do all our work at the shop from that day on...

Response by CPL Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 7 at 2016 9:07 PM

2016-11-07T21:07:58-05:00

A dude sleep walking thinking he was a chicken crowing at the end of his bed

Response by SPC Limhi Blackburn made Nov 7 at 2016 9:21 PM

2016-11-07T21:21:53-05:00

Saw a chick walk from room to room naked in Ft Drum, literally begging for sex, she went to the hospital that night for tearing her anus.... we still dont know how she made it past CQ that night.

Response by SrA Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 7 at 2016 9:41 PM

2016-11-07T21:41:22-05:00

A was voluntold to go clean and airmen dorm while he was on leave cause of the mess he left. Door opens and boom purple anal plug. Next we see to massive suction dildos in a drawer next to oreos lol. Then we see a 8 in strap on, ball gag and handcuffs. LLady I found a turkey baster he was using to clean himself or whoever out without. This was found just laying in the filth of his room. Needless to say he had alot to explain and I got a great story he will never live down.

Response by PFC Ian DeGraff made Nov 7 at 2016 10:32 PM

2016-11-07T22:32:41-05:00

1. One weekend, I decided to go to my buddy's room to see what he was up to. Bang on his door and when I walked in, there were two of our FO's standing there, both drunk, both wearing nothing but matching speedos, one holding a guitar, the other holding a saxophone. I immediately turned around and walked back out.

2. I think it was 2011, a tornado tore through Fayetteville. It didn't really touch Bragg at all, but it knocked out power on post. Needless to say, we spent the next couple days drinking liquor and piss warm beer in the barracks, in the dark, but that's besides the point. One of our cherries (who didn't have a car) asks me to give him a ride to his girlfriend's place and I oblige. When I came back to the barracks, guys were outside in the courtyard launching water balloons full of chem-light juice at each other with one of those big sling shots. "Eh, whatever, at least they're having fun," I think to myself. Get up to the 4th floor of the barracks (where my room was) and the walls and floor are glowing. Because they were splattered with chem light juice. Luckily, it dried clear(ish), but we were never able to entirely clean it off.

3. Walking back to the barracks from the chow hall when I find what looked like a turtle that had been run over by a truck, but the turtle was on the sidewalk, nowhere near the parking lot or any road. Turns out some shitbag I had never met had just gotten released from the brig that day. For whatever reason, the first thing this sick fuck decided to do was go to one of the lakes and catch a couple of turtles. Found out he was up on the 4th floor of the barracks, basically pushing them off the smoking pit area. When staff duty found out what he was up to, he ended up getting a ninja-punch or going back to the brig. Can't remember which exactly, but something not good.

Response by Maj Cris Berget made Nov 7 at 2016 10:37 PM

2016-11-07T22:37:26-05:00

Full contact football in flack jackets and Kevlar on a ridge in the desert of 29 Palms, Ca. The football was a ham and chicken log MRE. The football was inedible at the end of the game.

Response by Cpl Tony Johnson made Nov 7 at 2016 11:15 PM

2016-11-07T23:15:53-05:00

So in 2011, I was senior Lance pretty much on charge of the shop screw up. Said screw up shows up an hour late to work one day gets sent to buff and wax the stairwell. 30 mind after he gets to work, our sncoic gets a call from his room mates sncoic. The guy was late to work cause he was down in the parking lot catching a cat and had locked it in his closest. Needless to say our sncoic took him to the barracks, grabbed the cat and took him to the pound to drop it off. He got a formal counseling and continued to be a screw up.

Response by LCpl Danny Wilson made Nov 7 at 2016 11:20 PM

2016-11-07T23:20:03-05:00

When I was on the island just days before graduation a new batch of recruits came in up on third floor. I am laying in my rack and I hear a scream and look out the hatch and see a recruit laying on the ground. He had jumped from the third floor landing. His DI on duty came out on the landing and yelled down if you want to off yourself crawl back up and I will give you a K Bar and show you how to do it right. A little while later the ambulance arrived and carted him off. The kid was alright I am sure. I knew then I was ready for graduation and ready to get off the Island

Response by SSG William Neill made Nov 7 at 2016 11:27 PM

2016-11-07T23:27:22-05:00

Sleep walking drill sgt walked in our bay just like above photo . went down to the third bunk on right and climbed in lower bed that was occupied . Occupant got up screamed "What the hell you doing" Drill SGT. was sound asleep . CQ came up and was able to wake him up enough to get him back to his room . This happened every training cycle . Was the result of PTSD . He did multiple tours in NAM with Americal DIV. as an infantryman !

Response by LCpl Benjamin Dees made Nov 7 at 2016 11:50 PM

2016-11-07T23:50:22-05:00

Someone getting shot with a bow and arrow

Response by AN Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 8 at 2016 1:59 AM

2016-11-08T01:59:47-05:00

Was getting a room inspection and my rate failed to tell me he snuck a cat into our room the night before when I wasn't there

Response by Cpl Heather Arculeo made Nov 8 at 2016 2:19 AM

2016-11-08T02:19:01-05:00

I once saw a guy branding himself with USMC using a coat hanger.

Response by PVT Allen Webb made Nov 8 at 2016 11:29 AM

2016-11-08T11:29:22-05:00

Private with a jock strap on his face when somebody said gas gas. Then the Drill Sargent walks while he still has it on. The drill Sargent asks him what is that on your face and he says with out laughing or smiling its a jock strap Drill Sargent.

Response by PFC Jeremiah Stubbs made Nov 8 at 2016 3:02 PM

2016-11-08T15:02:17-05:00

Saw a Marine coming out of the showers bleeding out of his dick, he claimed he was shaving and watching porn and proceeded to bleed out and show everyone, we laughed and threw him to the rack he was pale and fine the next day. Helluva site

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 8 at 2016 10:15 PM

2016-11-08T22:15:47-05:00

Was pulling Staff Duty Office as a brand new 2LT in Germany in the early 90s and found an orgy in the communal showers during a walk through of the barracks. The look on everyone's face was priceless when I flipped on the lights.

Response by PFC Damion Graves made Nov 9 at 2016 12:57 AM

2016-11-09T00:57:02-05:00

Some guy was masterbating under thr covers while watching us.

Response by CPL James Ingle made Nov 9 at 2016 2:03 AM

2016-11-09T02:03:35-05:00

Back in my BCT, had a surprise inspection as we had a bunch of idgets sneaking out. One night the CO came through to make sure everyone was there. Only one bunk missing a body. Dude was passed out... in the rafters trying to escape training in the morning. His snoring and the bowing roof gave him away.

Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 9 at 2016 8:15 AM

2016-11-09T08:15:41-05:00

It wasn't seen but done. We had just got back from our ftx and were cleaning weapons. We had done this for a while and then got a brake to go into the bay and chill for a hour. Well out of a 60 man bay there was only five people living in there so we had a lot of unused wall lockers that had shit in them from past classes " this was my AIT training " so we came in and all of it was throwen on the floor they tossed it no big deal really we all under stood so we cleaned it up took our brake and went ouside. Wecame in not 20 min later and our bathroom was destroyed they had shaving cream and tooth past and baby powder spread all of the place, it was so bad that the older Sargent's where pissed. But with out last end of course briefing we got to talk to command Sargent major. He was not happy and the Sargent's where very nice to us after that.

Response by Cpl Daniel Gallego made Nov 9 at 2016 8:36 AM

2016-11-09T08:36:17-05:00

Came back from a 30 day field op on a Friday night, everyone had been dry for about 35 days. It was a Friday that we got back and they put me on duty. EVERYBODY went hamf and it was a fucking nightmare. Ncos tried to help, but they were all wasted and started fighting. Called plt sgts, they showed up useless and drunk, battery gunny, wasted, Plt commanders wasted, 1st sgt wasted Co wasted. Ended up having to get pmo to calm things down.

Came back from our udp vacation in okinawa and there wa's a hurricane rolling in. I threw my stuff into my room and headed for ashville so I wouldn't be stuck in my room for two days over the 96. On my way out I saw people carrying 5-6 cases of beer a piece into their rooms. I came back and saw the destruction and asked "holy shit was the hurricane really this bad? Duty was like "no just a little rain and like 30mph wind". Apparently there was a paintball war. A bunch of broken windows, brown beer bottles and cans everywhere, puke everywhere, and something had been lit on fire and tossed around. Unit was no longer allowed to have alchohol in or around the barracks.

Response by SSgt Christopher Tadlock made Nov 9 at 2016 10:12 AM

2016-11-09T10:12:47-05:00

I was stationed at Twentynine Palms, CA (AKA The Stumps) and had a PFC that seemed to always be in trouble. One Friday night I get a call around 0230 and it is my PFC, apparently he had been drinking at a Corporal's house with one of my LCpl's and my Cpl's roommate, which happened to be a female. The roommate brings out a large dildo and proceeds to start slapping people in the face with it. My LCpl wanted no part of it and decided to leave the PFC to fend for himself. The PFC decides to leave (after being beaten with the 18 in dildo) and starts walking down the highway. San Bernadino County Sheriff's Dept. stops him for walking down the center of the Highway, He calls me right before the officers stop him and forgets I am on the phone. The officers start questioning him about his black eye. He tells the officers what has happened and the officers feel so bad for him, they take him back to the barracks and no charges are filed. The interesting part of this story is I had to tell my Capt, which is female, about the incident without busting out laughing.

Response by PO2 Jimmy Jackson made Nov 9 at 2016 10:47 AM

2016-11-09T10:47:49-05:00

During a white tornado the guy across from me pissed his pants

Response by A1C Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 9 at 2016 12:41 PM

2016-11-09T12:41:38-05:00

My roommate in tech school had bought some.... well, some particularly sexy underthings and had them in her suit case in her locker. We were doing a quarterly inspection and she peeked in and saw the guy grab said article of clothing, get wide eyed, look at his partner and quickly shove the item back into her suitcase. They left our room like 30 seconds later and she started laughing her butt off. Took me like an hour to get the whole story she was laughing so hard.

Response by SPC Bryan Burch made Nov 9 at 2016 1:26 PM

2016-11-09T13:26:21-05:00

I walke dby a barracks room one night while on CQ in Germany at Shipton Kaserne and I saw a female soldier on her bed with a lit candle in her ass while she was on all 4s sucking a guy off

Response by CPL Ray Hernandez made Nov 9 at 2016 3:57 PM

2016-11-09T15:57:18-05:00

A dido strapped rhino style to a horse skill

Response by SFC George Smith made Nov 9 at 2016 4:37 PM

2016-11-09T16:37:53-05:00

We had an AGI coming the Next day and inspecting the barracks... Back in the days when they used white gloves ... July 1973
We were up all night washing, cleaning, and buffing the Floors Arranging footlockers and Wall Lockers... with a corner of the wool Blanket...
Some one showed up about midnight with a 1/2 gal of Rum and we raided the coke machine in the in the Day room by 0200... (2 AM for the guard and reserve... )

The four of US were buffing the floor in 1 Red... 1 White ... 1 Blue and 1 Kelly Green Under-ware... and cleaning the room a 3rd time to make sure every thing was spotless... and drunk as a skunk and none of us were paying attention the what was going out side the Room at 0200 ...
... About 0345 we stood back at the door to admire our work only to realize the WACS barracks ( with 150 ladies) behind us had emptied out and we got a standing ovation for the Job we did ... and were rated By color coded cards as to our performance... to include ridding the Buffer ...

Response by SSG Mark Franzen made Nov 10 at 2016 12:16 AM

2016-11-10T00:16:10-05:00

SOMEONE TRYING TO BITE SOME THAT HAD BEEN DRINK MAD DOG OR HAVING A LATE NIGHT BARRACKS INSPECTION INCLUDING A WALLOCKERS AND THE 1SGT AND COMPANY COMMANDER OPENING A WALL LOCKER AND FIND A NAKED FEMALE IN LOCKER WITH NO CLOTHES.

Response by PO1 Eddy Jones made Nov 10 at 2016 6:26 AM

2016-11-10T06:26:29-05:00

When we abandoned ship and we did 8 counts till it rained inside

Response by PO3 Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 10 at 2016 11:17 AM

2016-11-10T11:17:43-05:00

Back in San Antonio they finally got a new dumpster to put by the Navy barracks, it was sealed off from use for awhile. When they finally went to open it up it was complete with a matress inside and a romantic setup not to mention condom wrappers and lube. Dumbest thing id ever seen but I was also fairly impressed

Response by PO2 Francis Ayres made Nov 10 at 2016 11:56 AM

2016-11-10T11:56:06-05:00

During room inspection they brought the Drug dog thru. My buddy across the hall the dog shit on his pillow.

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 10 at 2016 1:04 PM

2016-11-10T13:04:37-05:00

I didn't personally see it buy I heard if from the females we had a female in our bct cycle (Juarafee) I think the how her named was spelled any way they DS were doing their normal rounds ( BTW she was a real shitbag failed weapons Qual and jus didn't care anymore used CQ phone to call home ate ice cream at the dfac and drank DS coffe) so she had her wall locker unlocked so you know what happen next any way while the destruction of her locker took place a a few bottle of lotion fell out with a bunch of syringes and morpheNE shots in them her mom has been sending her these in care packages in bottles of lotion

Response by CPL Cheryl Tolson made Nov 10 at 2016 5:45 PM

2016-11-10T17:45:24-05:00

Six inches of water covering entire floor

Response by CPL Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 10 at 2016 9:13 PM

2016-11-10T21:13:07-05:00

Getting woken up in the poring rain for radio guard @0200 by a fellow tanker wearing a Kevlar and wet weather boots in the feild...

Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 10 at 2016 9:26 PM

2016-11-10T21:26:04-05:00

Was anyone's else last night in bct/ait crappy as hell??? Lol

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 10 at 2016 9:46 PM

2016-11-10T21:46:48-05:00

a full on nerf war (snipers, machine gunners, people fast roping of the roofs, smoke bombs, the works) between 2 battalions

Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 10 at 2016 10:16 PM

2016-11-10T22:16:02-05:00

OSUT Ft Knox 1st Plt. B Trp. 5/15 Cav. Drill Sgts come in and do inspection while a screw ball pvt ((he was a fuck up)) was cutting up and doing impressions. Turns out he had alcohol, and weed hidden in his locker underneath the drawers thinking the drill Sgt. wouldn't check as long as the rest of the locker was in order.

Never did figure out how a 19 year old got ahold of alcohol and weed durring week 3 OSUT

Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 11 at 2016 12:02 AM

2016-11-11T00:02:52-05:00

There was a fight 150 against 250 cops showed up throwing tear gas everybody ran and got gas masks flipped cop cars and beat the shit out of eachother

Response by PO2 Leida Lish made Nov 11 at 2016 12:53 AM

2016-11-11T00:53:36-05:00

We were on a pretty long underway, inserv lots of GQs and port and starboard watches. Everyone was on a different schedule pissy and tired. I just came off a long watch ate, showered and crawled in my rack. Just as I started falling asleep, some loud metallic rattling nose filled the room. Everyone started waking up swearing and throwing shit around. Evidently the source was a female that fell asleep with her vibrator in, it somehow dislodged itself and rolled all the way to the foot of her rack, then became logged between her mattress and thin piece of metal. There is stayed clattering away for a good 15 or 20 minutes. Unbeknownst to its owner who had her headphones on. Mandatory inspections followed the next day at cleaning stations.

Response by MSgt Richard Rountree made Nov 11 at 2016 5:07 AM

2016-11-11T05:07:50-05:00

Soccer games, usually during blizzards, played in the hallway of the 380th BMW (SAC) Headquarters barracks at Plattsburgh AFB NY in 1975. We were all pretty drunk at the time...

Response by LCpl Robert Young made Nov 11 at 2016 11:15 AM

2016-11-11T11:15:24-05:00

Marine in next cube after waiting 45 min for junk on the bunk inspection, layed down on the floor- fell asleep- SgtMaj + Bn Cmdr woke him up- shit hit the fan- funny now

Response by SGT Jim McSweeney made Nov 11 at 2016 9:01 PM

2016-11-11T21:01:57-05:00

I was ETSing from Germany. I moved back into the barracks to clear and brought Dachshund with me. Top knew she living in the barracks. About 4 days before leaving we had an IG inspection. Stella, the dog, got passed from room to room as the inspection progressed. When the General got to my room, Stella got lose and came sauntering into the room, jumped on the bed, layed down and looked the General right in the eyes. He continued looking around the room, turned to leave and said,"Nice dog. Your taking her with you, Right?". I answered "Yes Sir!". Nothing was ever said about the incident.

Response by SP5 Benjamin Brockette made Nov 11 at 2016 10:46 PM

2016-11-11T22:46:45-05:00

During a room inspection, I walked into a 2 person room. I immediately noticed the table in the common area was covered in short curly hairs. Both of these soldiers were blonde, and did not have curly hair. One of them had shaved their nuts over the table and not cleaned it up. The kitchen was a disaster. Old empty food trays were stacked in the corner. The fridge contained a food tray Petri dish, blue milk, and a package of ham that was furry with mold. Moving to the bathroom, thankfully there were 2 razors (not washed), 1 toothbrush, and a bottle of toothpaste. The tub only had a washcloth and a single bottle of body wash, and no curtain or bath mat. Inspected both rooms; one had been sleeping on the bare mattress and was using the green wool blanket as a pillow (it was a darker green/black where the indentation of his head was). At this time a fellow NCO called me back into the bathroom. He pointed out there was only one small stained towel in the bathroom that they had also been sharing. He also noticed there was no toilet paper in the barracks room, not even an empty roll. The other soldier had to move clothes to create a walkway for us to inspect his room. That was by far the nastiest room I had ever seen.

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 12 at 2016 2:29 PM

2016-11-12T14:29:34-05:00

4 dudes pay a stripper to have sex. She gives them all hiv

Response by SGT Frank Ozimek made Nov 12 at 2016 7:21 PM

2016-11-12T19:21:43-05:00

Guys flipping bags of weed to the common area so as not to be owning it , Viet Nam . Not my shit sarge .

Response by CPL Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 12 at 2016 8:21 PM

2016-11-12T20:21:09-05:00

During a barracks inspection I had a private that drew dicks fighting people that were stabbing them with pitchforks and spears, wasn't even mad.

Response by SPC Ricky Sangster made Nov 12 at 2016 8:59 PM

2016-11-12T20:59:37-05:00

I don't know what the fuck happened to the Army. Holy Shit. Read some of the dumbest , nasty ass shit I have read. Can't believe some of the stories I have read. Must be allot of pickle smokers in the military.. Fuck

Any how. Back in the 90's. When the Army was a real Army. A fellow unit member missed morning formation. As we were doing PT. I see someone running from tree to tree. Like he was on combat training course. He hide behind the tree till PT was over. Non run day. So me and couple buddies walk over. There's Shivley standing in his underwear. Shivley was a tall lanky Tennessee Jack Daniels drinking goofy fucker. I asked him Where's yer fucking pant. He replied with. In his strong southern drawl..

Man I hot fucked up last night. Didn't have cab money. Started walking back to barrack's. Decided to take a nap on a park bench. Two Polizei woke me up and told me to get back to barrack's. I think some German stole my Levis ... Germans loved Levi's jeans. Very expensive in Germany. They were nice enough to leave his wallet with ID..

He eventually got chaptered out . Crazy fucker

Response by SGT Robert Duarte made Nov 12 at 2016 10:31 PM

2016-11-12T22:31:01-05:00

Basically a guy getting beat down with a bat for some reason,although I have seen many things especially at Coleman Barracks in Germany I was 7th Army in Chinook Helicpopter Division!

Response by TSgt Pete Douglass made Nov 12 at 2016 11:28 PM

2016-11-12T23:28:27-05:00

While I was at RAF Lakenheath, UK, I heard a loud banging outside my room on the 2nd floor of the dorm. I opened the door to see a bowling ball go by. Two drunks Had one bowling pin at one end of the hall and were throwing tho bowling ball from the other end of the hall

Response by PV2 Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 13 at 2016 8:08 AM

2016-11-13T08:08:31-05:00

So, at basic we had a sleep walker that nobody wanted to blue falcon because he's actually a decent guy. Well one night he gets up in the middle of the night and walks over to someone else's bunk and just stands over it staring at him like he was pissed. So my buddy's allan and allen were on fire guard and said "Bradley, what are you doing?"and shined their flashlight in his face. He looks at them slowly likein a horror movie and his eyes were rolled in the back of his head so we freaked out. Later that night after I'd fallen asleep because this wasn't my fire guard shift after all, they told one drill sergeant. He looked at them and said "that's creepy" and walked right back out

Response by PFC David Evitts made Nov 13 at 2016 11:53 AM

2016-11-13T11:53:42-05:00

We had a pfc in ft knox, back in 98 that wanted to reclass to another mos, but kept being denied, so his idea of getting kicked out of the army was to allow select soldiers to use him as a human toilet, nasty shit, we didn't find out this was going on till graduation, on a lighter note the ds said he always a shit sandwich in uniform, literally I guess

Response by CPL Pete Lowe made Nov 13 at 2016 11:56 AM

2016-11-13T11:56:51-05:00

Gym formation with CS on the floor, the whole time

Response by PFC Ethan Lane made Nov 13 at 2016 3:05 PM

2016-11-13T15:05:49-05:00

Drunk roommate pissing in katusas locker. Drunk roommate falling out of top bunk splitting head open then refusing treatment.jumped by two soldiers with own nunchuks

Response by AA Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 13 at 2016 3:44 PM

2016-11-13T15:44:48-05:00

The walls here are really think so u can hear everything from the domestic disputes down to the slaps and the beds creaking during sex down to the last aaaaauuuugggghhh...

Response by PO2 Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 13 at 2016 4:40 PM

2016-11-13T16:40:31-05:00

Great Lakes. A-School. "USS Cole" barracks. I was standing internal Rover. We had to make sure rooms were locked. On the top floor, one of the rooms was open. As I glanced in to make sure everyone was ok, I found Robin bent over the desk with Batman showing him some "moves." Needless to say, "all conditions normal."

Response by SSgt George Huggins III made Nov 13 at 2016 7:13 PM

2016-11-13T19:13:49-05:00

During barracks inspection the commander and first Sergeant found that someone took the time to remove the shower drain cover and take a crap in it.

Response by SP5 Tyler Lubsen made Nov 13 at 2016 7:46 PM

2016-11-13T19:46:40-05:00

In basic, We staged a fight with blanks from the range. Miller pretended to shoot another guy with catchup for blood. Only we three knew about the prank. Everyone else was freaking out. It was beautifully pulled off and was worth the 10 days of extra duty, PT KP GREASE PIT etc. I still laugh about it. That was 1970 at Fort Dix, new Jersey

Response by PO3 Kurt Ritchey made Nov 13 at 2016 9:19 PM

2016-11-13T21:19:36-05:00

Not in barracks but rebuilding a pan head harley in the engine room of the tug boat I was stationed on

Response by 1SG Dave Brumley made Nov 13 at 2016 9:43 PM

2016-11-13T21:43:22-05:00

Had a crazy PFC drunk when I was on CQ one night. He was attempting to get candy from a machine and got ripped off. He proceeded to throw the candy machine down a flight of stairs. Walked down and retrieved his single candy bar. As the ACQ was detaining him while I called the MPs he broke free and grabbed two fire extinguishers. He held us at bay with them until the MPs arrived. He then discharged one of them on the MPs until they subdued him.

Response by PO3 Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 13 at 2016 11:15 PM

2016-11-13T23:15:36-05:00

Two guys in cut off boots shorts running through the parking lot with American flags screaming murica fuck yeah

Response by PV2 Kenzie Chilton made Nov 13 at 2016 11:52 PM

2016-11-13T23:52:41-05:00

In the latrine one morning, while brushing my teeth, the female to my left moved behind me and put the female on my right in a choke hold. So I moved behind them and stuck my arm between Private J's arm and Private A's neck and it took me, three other privates and two drill sergeants to pull them apart. Turns out Private A and a few others had been taunting Private J and that just happened to be the day she snapped. Got us out of PT though

Response by SN Beth Hammond made Nov 14 at 2016 8:22 AM

2016-11-14T08:22:43-05:00

We did the hokey pokey on a rainy Sunday to get some exercise in.

Response by Sgt Kyle Curran made Nov 14 at 2016 8:32 AM

2016-11-14T08:32:30-05:00

My buddy cornn butt chugging a beer while getting a bj while his roommate played Xbox like nothing was happening

Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 14 at 2016 10:53 AM

2016-11-14T10:53:12-05:00

A guy running through the barracks with a gram of dank roles in bible paper saying god will pass me.

Response by SFC Cary Skelton made Nov 14 at 2016 11:42 AM

2016-11-14T11:42:55-05:00

Lactate ringers enema contest, shit explosion!

Response by Patrick Wylie made Nov 14 at 2016 1:35 PM

2016-11-14T13:35:56-05:00

I watched a guy get butt stroked in the face

Response by PV2 Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 14 at 2016 3:09 PM

2016-11-14T15:09:22-05:00

In AIT at Fort Leonardwood some female who hated another Female pissed in their camelbacks swished it around ran it through the mouth piece and she didn't tell till amnesty hour.

Another female put all purpose cleaner in other females camelbacks lucky they didn't drink out of them.

No one was harmed by these actions.

Response by PFC Lamont Atkins made Nov 14 at 2016 4:57 PM

2016-11-14T16:57:24-05:00

First night at ft. BENNING we had a guy that should never had been in the army, in harmony church jump up in the dark and run straight into the night

Response by SPC Helena Snyder made Nov 14 at 2016 5:57 PM

2016-11-14T17:57:02-05:00

Guy in the platoon had a FULL beer kegs a with working tap to hold his 100 gallon tank with "poge" his 15" carp, and pink featherboa decorated stripper pole.

Response by SP5 Wesley Redmon made Nov 14 at 2016 11:09 PM

2016-11-14T23:09:56-05:00

At ft. Gordon Georgia literally an hour before being released for the three days weekend me and a group of friends were recreating the jackals scene where he farts baby powder clouds and as I was assisting with application of s baby powder our sergeant walks in. Needless to say no three day

Response by Mary Weiss made Nov 15 at 2016 10:03 AM

2016-11-15T10:03:42-05:00

When I was in basic training this one kid lied about being allergic to peanuts and he made out with this one girl. Turns out she had eaten a Reese's and he had to go to the hospital. Never saw him again.

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 15 at 2016 11:48 PM

2016-11-15T23:48:30-05:00

I once seen a guy butcher a deer in his barracks and proceed to make deer jerky and deer sausage. He even lived on the 3rd floor of the barracks.

Response by SGT Jeff Herdebu made Nov 16 at 2016 12:02 AM

2016-11-16T00:02:43-05:00

Drunk guys belly riding skateboards in the second floor hallway out the fire escape door with the rallings removed and crashing in the bushes below. Stuttgart 1989

Response by CPL Alan Burnett made Nov 16 at 2016 6:34 AM

2016-11-16T06:34:49-05:00

When I was serving at Seneca Army Depot in Romulus, New York, I returned from a night out with friends to find a soldier passed out on his bunk, room door open, with a tennis raquet handle in his rectum. It was the first of many oddities with this individual and not long after he was released from service.

Response by PVT Johnny Barrett made Nov 16 at 2016 9:02 AM

2016-11-16T09:02:23-05:00

I was in 1st platoon charlie 334 1st bay. Me private Adkins ran from our bay through bay two cranking 2nd with our wet shower towels until they caught Adkins and i had to rescue him. He was beat fred from head to toe. They really let him have it. What fun time

Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 16 at 2016 1:18 PM

2016-11-16T13:18:10-05:00

Ait. My roommates decided it was a good idea to drink bottles of liquid sleep medication..fell asleep in formation

Response by PVT Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 16 at 2016 2:51 PM

2016-11-16T14:51:19-05:00

In bct one of the females dressed up in her dress blues coat and tied a shirt on her head then danced around saying that was her weave.

Response by SGT Jr Mccoy made Nov 16 at 2016 4:29 PM

2016-11-16T16:29:44-05:00

Seen two pfc's wearing body armor out in company area shooting each other with 9mm's. When the mp's came they said they just wanted to see if the armor actually work. Never seen them again

Response by SN John Weigel made Nov 16 at 2016 7:52 PM

2016-11-16T19:52:00-05:00

basic training 1991 C Btry 2 Bn 30 FA Ft. Sill,Ok went to a rodeo in the cattle trucks will our canteens as we had to drink a quart of water on hr we had to keep them on us at all times. Well needless to say some private had a beer and had to piss on the way back to ft. Sill so he dumped his canteen out and pissed in it. so we get to the drill pat and the Ds says empty your canteens and hold them upside down over your head well low and behold on chump doesnt do it so the Ds says drain your canteen still not happening so the ds grabs and opens it and smells it. whever ever happened next dont know. we also had the invisible Drill Sergant who approved the vending machines at 1 in the morning alomg with all the no go stuff.

Response by SFC Laura Lee made Nov 16 at 2016 9:04 PM

2016-11-16T21:04:40-05:00

During basic training my DI couldn't tell my identical twin and I apart.

Response by MSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 17 at 2016 12:09 AM

2016-11-17T00:09:05-05:00

Dorm management send you pics of your Airmen's room, and states that he is hoarding trash.

Response by Cpl Christopher Hilty made Nov 17 at 2016 11:40 AM

2016-11-17T11:40:16-05:00

Everyone drinking. Then a pig wearing a pink dress runs by with two guys chasing it one dressed as Mario the other like Luigi. We pause to look. Then resumed drinking.

Response by Cpl Christopher Hilty made Nov 17 at 2016 11:51 AM

2016-11-17T11:51:45-05:00

Coming back from the E-Club. I passed the barracks being used as temp barracks. Guy dressed as a ninja turtle standing in the beer garden hands on hips just staring in my direction. No words, no movement, just standing.

Response by LCDR Thomas Doherty (USNR-R Ret) made Nov 17 at 2016 12:24 PM

2016-11-17T12:24:51-05:00

There was a mad shitter in the barracks. Turds would be found on the latrine floor, in the deep sink. The walls of the commodes would be smeared with shit.

The mystery was finally solved when an alcoholic SSG was found passed out on a toilet, pants down and shit on his hands and on the walls.

Response by A1C Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 17 at 2016 3:58 PM

2016-11-17T15:58:14-05:00

My brother flight during basic told me they had a guy who was preaching mein Kampf in the dorm, he got kicked out.

Response by MAJ David Vermillion made Nov 17 at 2016 5:28 PM

2016-11-17T17:28:09-05:00

When I was in basic training at Fort Knox in 1962, there was this individual who wanted to show us recruits how to drink liquor. He took a 5th of whiskey at began at the back wall of the old WWII style barracks and started walking to the other end of the barracks. He would drink and walk and when he reached the opposite end of the barracks the bottle was empty. He was out like at light bulb and nearly died, all to show how boys from Chicago could dink liquor. What some people will do to impress others. I always thought that was so stupid.

Response by Cpl Thomas Lawrence Jr made Nov 17 at 2016 7:57 PM

2016-11-17T19:57:34-05:00

Hurricane parties with Marines slip-and-sliding the length of the barracks on the grass

Response by PVT Michael Prince made Nov 18 at 2016 9:59 AM

2016-11-18T09:59:27-05:00

During bed check in AIT, there was a soldier in his pt uniform wearing a rubber horse mask playing over the rainbow on his ukulele whilst following the inspecting NCO around.

Response by SGT Philip Roncari made Nov 18 at 2016 10:42 AM

2016-11-18T10:42:40-05:00

Believe it or not an unlocked foot and war locker right before a full field inspection in AIT,the individual is still doing push ups as a now civilian all these years later!

Response by SPC Joshua Clarke made Nov 18 at 2016 3:50 PM

2016-11-18T15:50:51-05:00

My roommate was a weird F*. Came back one day to find him naked in his closet with an AK47 of some kind watching hentai. This actually wasn't surprising for this guy. I could fill a blog with the weird things he did.

Response by SPC Stephen Gowitzka made Nov 19 at 2016 10:39 AM

2016-11-19T10:39:42-05:00

Drunken fire drill caused the whole company to do some extra PT

Response by PFC Chris Hardwick made Nov 19 at 2016 1:54 PM

2016-11-19T13:54:37-05:00

a group of e-1 riding the floor buffers naked

Response by CPL John Buchanan made Nov 20 at 2016 5:36 PM

2016-11-20T17:36:06-05:00

During weapons maintenance a solider was sitting on the floor while a battle buddy was on his rack me an 3 other soldiers watched as the one went to squeeze the trigger stopped and charged the handle and a live round flew out the barrel was pointed right at the back of the soldiers head on the ground

Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 20 at 2016 9:58 PM

2016-11-20T21:58:17-05:00

One soldier of another platoon got a big box of candy, pop tarts just plain out junk food. The drill sergeants let them eat as much as they could within 5 mins and afterwards smoked the living shot out of them.

Response by PO2 Mark McAuliffe made Nov 21 at 2016 12:38 AM

2016-11-21T00:38:13-05:00

Actually, was me. Came back to barracks after a night of drinking, and crawled into my top rack. Apparently, (I don't really remember), I got up at zero-dark thirty to pee, stood up on my bunk, and stepped off. Was told I said "Damn, that's steep!", and went to the head

Response by PO2 Michael Schroeder made Nov 21 at 2016 10:38 AM

2016-11-21T10:38:53-05:00

While I was stationed on the USS California CGN-36 a PO3 showed up to check in onboard as a new crew member with 30 day beard growth, needing a haircut, wearing shorts and a t-shirt. When the OOD asking why he was not in uniform and properly groomed he said at his last duty station in Hawaii people checked in like that. The OOD told him to come back when he was in uniform. He was totally embarrassed. Felt sorry for the guy. It was in the log book for everyone to see and give him grief about.

No wait, that was me.

Response by SSgt David Senter made Nov 21 at 2016 10:40 PM

2016-11-21T22:40:13-05:00

A guy bed and locker reversed at night before inspection

Response by SP5 Ronald Shaw made Nov 22 at 2016 10:52 AM

2016-11-22T10:52:09-05:00

Fort Leonard Wood

Fire alarm tripped at the gym. Marines had just finished doing water training during that time. Poor guys barely had time to get wet uniforms off before their Drill forced the evacuation. A lot of brown shirts and wet tighties standing in formation waiting for the emergency responders.

Response by SPC Geoffrey Jenkins made Dec 27 at 2016 7:25 AM

2016-12-27T07:25:20-05:00

Two recruits naked posing for photo's to send to the others girlfriends,fucking nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response by MSG Clint Collins made Dec 29 at 2016 3:54 PM

2016-12-29T15:54:07-05:00

I would love to but I signed a Statement of Non Disclosure and the E-4 Mafia is a force not to be reckoned with.

Response by Sgt Rick Easley made Jan 11 at 2017 9:54 PM

2017-01-11T21:54:29-05:00

When i was stationed at Nellis AFB guys rode their motorcycles down the first floor hallway

Response by LTC Tim Ellis made Jan 12 at 2017 12:38 PM

2017-01-12T12:38:20-05:00

the unit next to us used to hold naked Chem light races.
not a barracks sighting but I saw a tank flying a blow-up doll from the antenna at the NTC.

Response by SGM Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 24 at 2017 8:26 AM

2017-01-24T08:26:56-05:00

A helicopter. I was stationed down at Ft Rucker as an MP, was making patrols around the WOC aviation barracks and saw a tail of a Huey sticking out of the double doors of the barracks. This was after Viet Nam and training got a little tense on aviators.

Response by SMSgt Allan Pochop made Jan 24 at 2017 10:21 AM

2017-01-24T10:21:42-05:00

NAS Port Lyautey, Kentria, Morocco......as we had three section duty, and shared the base with the French, and they were still fighting in Algeria. For our security the hangar watch carried a carbine, duty belt. Around 1930, in the day room I was reading, and at the center table two sailors, and the watch, duty belt on floor, carbine in a lounge chair, all with their pants at their ankles having "crab" races. (learned to keep your crabs, and not kill them off, withing two weeks you would have a new crew to train). Now draw a Small circle on a sheet of paper with a larger circle around it, as they were picking crab out of the pubic hair and placing their crab in the inner circle, first crab to the outer circle wins.... Well, then we hear "Attention on Deck", as the section leader enters followed by the Duty officer. Section leader handled it well it was the Duty officer that went crazy..........rippin and tearing up the section leader and the lad on watch, watch was relieved an spent the night in the brig. Chief had to sign him out next day.

Response by Sgt William Coffee made Jan 25 at 2017 8:38 AM

2017-01-25T08:38:42-05:00

A boot camp buddy and I were attending electronics school in Millington. This particular day we had duty section and between musters we went to the rec center to play pool. There were a couple of females there and we did our best "impress you babe shit". Before we knew it we were late for the 1800 muster. When we got to the barracks one of our classmates said that we were 2 of the luckiest SOB's ever. The Sergeant of the Guard took note that we missed roll call and had gone to his desk to write us up. At that moment someone upstairs dropped a foot locker which happen to dislodge a framed copy of the UCMJ from behind the desk. The glass cut his head and he started bleeding all over his log book. He was taken to the infirmary. Needless to say we did not get written up. Luck of the Irish.

Response by SPC Byron Skinner made Jan 30 at 2017 10:03 PM

2017-01-30T22:03:06-05:00

Sp4 Byron Skinner. I one had an NCO, old school to a fault, he was in the Army since before WW II. He did the profanity a mm from your ear bit and humiliated the offender in front of the Platoon. But the worst thing he did to a f—k up was dump a well used butt can on their racks. The smell will last at lest a week.

Response by Capt Tf Sinclair made Jan 31 at 2017 12:27 PM

2017-01-31T12:27:28-05:00

I was at Camp Pendleton in 1968 for advanced training and, at showers on evening a guy came out of the shower whistling. Now you know that both the Navy and Marine Corps seriously discourage whistling. Our company Staff Sargeant got in his face asking him " What are you, a fucking song bird? Stand right here and whistle Yankee Doodle!" There stands this guy with a towel around his waste whistling Yankee Doodle. One of the other guys in the barracks started to laugh...not a good move. The Staff SGT grabs him and drags him to where the other guy was whistling. " Stand here and laugh, you asshole!" So, here stands a guy whistling and a guy going Ha Ha Ha. Just a minute later another guy comes out of the shower and he is whistling! The Staff SGT goes ballistic! He Grabs this guy and dumps the but can of it's sand and cigarette butts and slams the bucket onto the head of this third guy, drags him over to the other two and says "Every time he laughs, you say""I'm an asshole"". So here stand three guys...tweet tweet tweet Ha Ha Ha I'm an asshole! I'm on the other end of the barracks chewing a pillow so I don't laugh and get pulled into this dog and pony show.

Response by PO1 Richard Cormier made Feb 4 at 2017 1:15 PM

2017-02-04T13:15:06-05:00

Wife, crib, baby, & pet dog. Guy was pissed I wouldn't clear him so he called 1st SGT. Asked him if he had been there and he said no. Asked him if he wanted to move the crib. End of conversation. :-)

Soldier gets of late shift. Starts cooking breakfast and then goes into room to talk to wife. Falls asleep. Blames stove for not turning off automatically (they don't) for the fire that almost burned down the barracks.

Unlocking doors for CSM during inspection. Hears someone in barracks room. Calls for them to exit or sending in dogs. Female comes out. SP4 that had that room was due for advancement board that afternoon. CSM said "Don't bother showing up."

Underaged soldier breaks into empty barracks room for a drink party. Falls asleep drunk and was there in the morning when the room was due for inspection. Goes next door to get his pants.

Response by SPC James Harsh made Feb 4 at 2017 1:52 PM

2017-02-04T13:52:56-05:00

icyhot/bengay combo to the babymaker haha was hopped on the mop sink

Response by CPT Derial Bivens made Mar 22 at 2017 12:23 AM

2017-03-22T00:23:24-04:00

As a platoon leader in an AIT company, I saw all kinds of crazy crap. One time, I was called out in the middle of the night to take a kid to the hospital. He had threaded his dogtag chain up his nose, down his throat, and out his mouth. He then connected it back up and was running back and forth, kinda like a chain hoist, I guess. Anyway, it got stuck...

Another time, a guy's roommates had gotten tired of his unacceptable behavior (whatever it was). He passed out drunk one night and his "buddies" disassembled the bunk (his was on the bottom) and reassembled it with his on top - with him still in it. Then they went out into the hallway and pulled a fire alarm. Poor kid hit the concrete floor with his face, busted it up badly.

Response by Sgt Rick Easley made Jun 18 at 2017 1:45 AM

2017-06-18T01:45:08-04:00

Rode a motorcycle through the first floor hallway from one end to the other

Response by 1SG Clifford Barnes made Jul 7 at 2017 9:29 PM

2017-07-07T21:29:50-04:00

Years ago during a IG inspection a soldier left a piece of paper on his unmade bunk. It caused a stink at first but when it was read by the inspector and realized what it was. He then put it back and kept going. We found out later this soldier was a MOH recepitant. They are exempt from inspections. We discussed this with the soldier and corrected the situation. You still have have pride and follow the Guidelines and not embarrass the unit and commander

Response by SSG Paul Riedman made Jul 13 at 2018 8:56 PM

2018-07-13T20:56:52-04:00

Nude Korean lady answering the door to a guy in my squad

Response by SSG Kyle Stromgren made Jul 16 at 2018 11:12 PM

2018-07-16T23:12:47-04:00

At Walter Reed army medical center barracks looked in the orderly room for C co after a late night health and welfare check there were 8 couples sitting there waiting for their turn to see the 1Sgt and CO a pile of shrubs about 6 feet across, about 30 bottles of liquor and around 20 hotplates

Response by SPC John Leite made Jul 17 at 2018 4:25 PM

2018-07-17T16:25:51-04:00

During AIT at Ft. Sill, Ok. back in early 1976 one Saturday night I walked into the barracks after many beers and as I went through the laundry room next to the latrine I just happened to see a pair of boots through the drier door glass with legs attached to them and exclaim out loud "there's someone in the f----ng drier!!!", I hear a laugh coming from somewhere , suddenly the door pops open and a cloud of pot smoke rolls out as he climbs out, guy had been smoking a joint INSIDE the drier.

Response by PO2 Seth Carron made Jul 17 at 2018 6:10 PM

2018-07-17T18:10:39-04:00

Being semi permanent POOW, I got to see, (and usually deal with) the usual fare of quarterdeck antics. (Drunks puking on the quarterdeck being the most common). Another common occurrence would be the FNG being convinced that he had to stamp his name on his mattress, and it had to be done on the quarterdeck with a watchstander as a witness. So every once in awhile some kid would show up on the quarterdeck dragging his mattress behind him. There was also a rubber band fight that I may or may not have been involved in one day when our LPO started sniping them at us out of boredom, and we started shooting them back. It was kinda hard explaining all the welts to Chief.

Response by CPT Jeff Reichardt made Jul 17 at 2018 6:31 PM

2018-07-17T18:31:10-04:00

I could tell many stories. Best was a base CSM that arrived into my ER with a softball stuck in his butt. Can’t say when due to NDA.

Response by PO3 Chris Sarandis made Jul 19 at 2018 3:40 AM

2018-07-19T03:40:54-04:00

Didn’t stay in one long, but when I did a room inspection of a sailor I failed them after walking in for the overwhelming disaster it was. Next day Chief received a complaint and to squash the complaint another inspector came with me for verification. Sailor claimed room was cleaned, so we proceeded to head back. Everything was just swept under a bed. Personal favorite part was a half eaten egg McMuffin molding for what looked like a few weeks in the corner. Needless to say, Chief squashed the idea of me being to harsh. All other sailors were on point, so sadly this is all I have for story time.

Response by LTC David Brown made Mar 14 at 2019 8:14 PM

2019-03-14T20:14:20-04:00

Me, as a LTC some of my commanders thought I belonged in the barracks. It was uncomfortable for everyone. I was on the throne one morning and got saluted. It was probably the first time the enlisted guy had seen an officer appearing to know what he was doing.

Response by SPC Patrick duane Rodriguez made Mar 15 at 2019 9:35 AM

2019-03-15T09:35:13-04:00

A 5 foot alligator

Response by SPC Patrick duane Rodriguez made Mar 15 at 2019 10:56 AM

2019-03-15T10:56:21-04:00

A 5ft alligator

Response by SPC Mike Miller made Jun 1 at 2019 7:08 PM

2019-06-01T19:08:00-04:00

I had a kiddy pool in my barracks room. I was smoked for 1 hour and had to do the running man all weekend. I was the soldier who made No kiddy pools in the barracks rule during a Safety brief lol

Response by SMSgt Robert Anderson made Nov 20 at 2019 12:36 AM

2019-11-20T00:36:13-05:00

All the stuff in our possession on the floor.

Response by SPC David S. made Feb 14 at 2020 11:08 AM

2020-02-14T11:08:04-05:00

Very clever JAG - not falling for it.

Response by CW3 Kevin Storm made May 20 at 2020 5:35 PM

2020-05-20T17:35:38-04:00

The latrine at Dona Anna Range, 10 toilets with no stalls or doors or anything else. Privacy was not even an option.

Response by CPT Carolyn Andrews made Feb 1 at 2021 1:21 PM

2021-02-01T13:21:38-05:00

Wow different lockers. Hopefully better than what I had back in the 80's.

Response by PFC Martin Potashner made Feb 3 at 2021 11:47 AM

2021-02-03T11:47:45-05:00

SHORT SHEETING PUTING TOWELS ON THE WRONG BUNK FOR KP

Response by SPC Michael Terrell made Jul 16 at 2021 4:44 AM

2021-07-16T04:44:02-04:00

I loved the look on my Company Commander's face when he opened one of my wall lockers to see the dash for a 1966 GTO, a case of motor oil, a propane torch and a large toolbox on one side. The other side had a small TV, and a complete stereo system. He started to say, 'What the..." then he shook his head and walked away while muttering, "I really don't want to know!"

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 16 at 2021 7:37 AM

2021-07-16T07:37:31-04:00

A rattlesnake coiled to strike in a freezer

Response by CW2 Myers Owings made Jul 17 at 2021 12:02 AM

2021-07-17T00:02:29-04:00

A private tied to a bed mattress on the floor at a basic training unit in Aberdeen Proving Grounds. I was having to do barracks inspection as extra duty of WO school. Saw the tied down private and asked the on duty NCO what is going on here? He said she was drunk and running wild thru the barracks area and we had to tie her down to control her. Sounds like you got it under control SGT.

Response by Sgt Richard Matthews made Aug 18 at 2022 9:30 AM

2022-08-18T09:30:56-04:00

Preforming a blanket party