What is the FUNNIEST Real-life Business Slogan that you have ever seen and are likely to NEVER forget ?

SSG Roger Ayscue — Sat, 23 Jul 2016 22:47:59 -0400

The funniest thing I ever saw as a business slogan was in a small town between Fort Bragg NC and Raleigh NC.
"CLYDE'S MORTUARY, Take Your Last Ride with Clyde!"

In your travels what are some funny things that you have seen and are not likely to ever forget.

Response by SFC Richard Giles made Jul 23 at 2016 10:55 PM

SFC Richard Giles — Sat, 23 Jul 2016 22:55:29 -0400

What was the Army 1? An Army of One. That's when all this BS started

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 23 at 2016 10:56 PM

SSgt Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 23 Jul 2016 22:56:12 -0400

For years A1 Septic in Rhinelander, WI used the slogan, "Dealers in Used Food." Before my time, but I've been told that a garbage company in town used to have the slogan, "Your satisfaction guaranteed, or double your garbage back!"

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 23 at 2016 10:58 PM

LTC Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 23 Jul 2016 22:58:52 -0400

A local car repo company had a tag line that said " helping people get back on their feet again".

Response by SPC(P) Mark Newman made Jul 23 at 2016 11:40 PM

SPC(P) Mark Newman — Sat, 23 Jul 2016 23:40:36 -0400

When I finished college I went to work at a Sioux City TV station. The station manager explained I'd have to educate and guide clients but they don't always listen. He played an ad from Clemson Furniture (Clawson? Lawson? Carson?) that he fought against . But the owner had thought it up and ego wouldn't allow him to let go.

"Quality ... you get what you pay for ... and at Claussen Furniture, you'll pay less."

Response by PO2 Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 24 at 2016 1:12 AM

PO2 Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 24 Jul 2016 01:12:21 -0400

Well, you know what they say.... careful what you ask for :). These signs got posted at my work and some of them are freakin' hilarious!

Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, DRYERS. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A GREAT BARGAIN?
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Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.
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Seen in a local newspaper:
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.
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On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.)
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And, now to add some commentaries:

Article: Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Article: Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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Article: New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Article: Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
That sounds like the Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 24 at 2016 2:55 AM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 24 Jul 2016 02:55:48 -0400

A funeral home in western Pennsylvania had a billboard with the slogan "I want to URN your business!"

Response by SrA Edward Vong made Jul 24 at 2016 12:43 PM

SrA Edward Vong — Sun, 24 Jul 2016 12:43:59 -0400

Not a business slogan, but a Vietnamese restaurant I used to go to was named Pho Kim Long. Think about it.

Response by PO3 Steven Stinnett made Jul 24 at 2016 5:06 PM

PO3 Steven Stinnett — Sun, 24 Jul 2016 17:06:25 -0400

Delta Airline, quite old but I have never forgotten, "Delta Airline the only way to fly" and they showed a cartoon character sitting on top of the plane leaning against the tail.

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 24 at 2016 11:29 PM

SSgt Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 24 Jul 2016 23:29:34 -0400

Sitting in Vail, CO (next to Beaver Creek) last week and saw a TV ad for Beaver Liquor. No slogan. I think the name was enough as my wife and I busted up in a Doctor's waiting room! It was said at least 7 times in a 30 second spot.

Response by PO3 Steven Stinnett made Jul 25 at 2016 8:24 AM

PO3 Steven Stinnett — Mon, 25 Jul 2016 08:24:33 -0400

Dr. Pepper had one about being a pepper-upper, see if you can find that video...GOOD JOB on Western Airlines...