What is the best thing you have heard a 1SG say, humorous or motivational? https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>1SGs are very influential early in your career what are some things that have stuck with you?<br />1. 1SG Sadler &quot;There are no first line supervisors in my Battery, only leaders and future leaders.&quot;<br /><br />2. 1SG Hardy<br />1SG- &quot;Soldier, I&#39;m going to send you to OCS. Do you know what that is?&quot;<br />SM- &quot;Officer Candidate School 1SG.&quot;<br />1SG- &quot; No! On the City Streets.&quot; Wed, 09 Dec 2015 23:37:09 -0500 What is the best thing you have heard a 1SG say, humorous or motivational? https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>1SGs are very influential early in your career what are some things that have stuck with you?<br />1. 1SG Sadler &quot;There are no first line supervisors in my Battery, only leaders and future leaders.&quot;<br /><br />2. 1SG Hardy<br />1SG- &quot;Soldier, I&#39;m going to send you to OCS. Do you know what that is?&quot;<br />SM- &quot;Officer Candidate School 1SG.&quot;<br />1SG- &quot; No! On the City Streets.&quot; SSG Private RallyPoint Member Wed, 09 Dec 2015 23:37:09 -0500 2015-12-09T23:37:09-05:00 Response by CW4 Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 9 at 2015 11:44 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1164393&urlhash=1164393 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>1SG - Yells &quot;Chief&quot; from across the parking lot while I&#39;m talking to an E5 and walks up to us in a quick manner and says, &quot;I think your mustache is not IAW 670-1&quot;.<br />Me - 1SG, according to AR 600-20 the only proper way to address a Chief Warrant Officer is with Sir or Mr. and where&#39;s my salute?<br />E5 - Is slowly walking away backward.... CW4 Private RallyPoint Member Wed, 09 Dec 2015 23:44:34 -0500 2015-12-09T23:44:34-05:00 Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 9 at 2015 11:50 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1164404&urlhash=1164404 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Don&#39;t step on that dip I&#39;m gonna put it back in when we run SSG Private RallyPoint Member Wed, 09 Dec 2015 23:50:48 -0500 2015-12-09T23:50:48-05:00 Response by SN Greg Wright made Dec 9 at 2015 11:55 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1164413&urlhash=1164413 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div><a class="dark-link bold-link" role="profile-hover" data-qtip-container="body" data-id="33799" data-source-page-controller="question_response_contents" href="/profiles/33799-79s-career-counselor-1-502-in-2nd-bct">SSG Private RallyPoint Member</a> (I&#39;m assuming you&#39;ll accept entrants from Navy MCPO&#39;s?)<br /><br />MCPO: &quot;Dismissed, Wright&quot;<br /><br />Because I got outta there with my life AND ass intact! SN Greg Wright Wed, 09 Dec 2015 23:55:18 -0500 2015-12-09T23:55:18-05:00 Response by SSG John Jensen made Dec 10 at 2015 1:58 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1164555&urlhash=1164555 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>during whichever big inspection prep, HHC 1sg called for after lunch formation- the only shows were hq, commo and medics (but not the plt sgt) <br />Top comes out screaming &quot;I&#39;m pissed!&quot; I called for a formation and nobody showed!&quot; we&#39;re all quaking in our boots thinking we&#39;re going to die now. Top Screams &quot;I want everyone of you to....Go Home, don&#39;t go to you workplace first I want your Plt Sgts to ask me where you are!&quot; so we enjoyed a nice extra after noon.<br /><br />Some time later (different inspection I think) Friday Motorpool formation, in attendance was: commo, medical, hq, nobody from bn staff, or pathfinders, or mess. we go on with standard friday motorpool stuff. Friday afternoon announcement! Alpha Roster formation Saturday morning, we in medics are whining &#39;cause we went to that motorhole formation.<br />So, Sat. morning there are trucks behind hq, after alpha roster call-out top orders everyone on the trucks to go to motorhole formation NO pOVs!, but first Medics , Commo, GO HOME SSG John Jensen Thu, 10 Dec 2015 01:58:09 -0500 2015-12-10T01:58:09-05:00 Response by SPC Christopher Perrien made Dec 10 at 2015 2:24 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1164561&urlhash=1164561 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Top, 1st Sgt. Roy Elliot, called our unit to formation at about 10-11 in the morning(5/77 Ar Bn Dco , 1988 West Germany . This was the day the Army gave a soldier who defected to the other side with a (CEOI and a KY-13) and returned a year later got a BCD and nothing else at his court martial. Top was a Vietnam Vet.<br /><br />&quot;Well I guess y&#39;all have all heard of Private Wade E. Roberts by now and what the Army has done. I have to say this is the only day in my time in the army that I have ever felt disgraced to wear this uniform. It is shameful day when the Army has thrown out so many good soldiers for failing drug tests, and today they did nothing to this Wade E. Roberts. Dismissed!&quot; <br /><br />And then he walked off, and we all picked our jaws off the pavement as slowly the realization we were off for the rest of day set in.<br />(my memory of his words does not convey or does justice to his &quot;speaking style or effect&quot;)<br /><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://articles.latimes.com/1988-02-26/news/mn-30317_1_soviet-union">http://articles.latimes.com/1988-02-26/news/mn-30317_1_soviet-union</a> <div class="pta-link-card answers-template-image type-default"> <div class="pta-link-card-picture"> <img src="https://d26horl2n8pviu.cloudfront.net/link_data_pictures/images/000/224/869/qrc/fb.jpg?1508776126"> </div> <div class="pta-link-card-content"> <p class="pta-link-card-title"> <a target="blank" href="http://articles.latimes.com/1988-02-26/news/mn-30317_1_soviet-union">GI Who Fled to Soviet Union With Girlfriend Guilty of Being AWOL</a> </p> <p class="pta-link-card-description">An Army private who fled last year to the Soviet Union with his pregnant West German girlfriend was convicted Thursday of being absent without leave, but he avoided conviction on the more serious...</p> </div> <div class="clearfix"></div> </div> SPC Christopher Perrien Thu, 10 Dec 2015 02:24:23 -0500 2015-12-10T02:24:23-05:00 Response by SGT David D. made Dec 10 at 2015 2:34 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1164566&urlhash=1164566 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>During winter Reforger (84?), Top walks up to me stops in front of me. I&#39;m thinking shit what did I do this time? next thing I know he growls at me, I mean an actual growl, low in throat like an angry dog about attack. So, I growled right back at him......he just laughed and walked off.<br /><br />Turns out that not long before my encounter, my Roomie and best friend, Sgt. Collins had reacted to this by biting the brim of his steel pot and shaking it like a dog with a bone. <br /><br />The same 1SG, we were doing PT as usual and you know some time the NCO in charge will have doing the four count push-ups, but the old delay count thing that the Drill Sgt. would do. Well my buddy Matt Reese was a little hung over and just wanted to do the PT and be done with it, so he was bitching a little bit, like we all do sometimes under our breath or just in our heads, ..........the only problem was, EVERYONE heard him.<br /><br /> Sooo, Spc. Reese was in made to lead the PT for every PT formation for the next month or so, and matt became &quot;Das Mund&quot; (the mouth) SGT David D. Thu, 10 Dec 2015 02:34:49 -0500 2015-12-10T02:34:49-05:00 Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 10 at 2015 5:03 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1164652&urlhash=1164652 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>1SG: Private!! Where is your motivation!? WHERE IS IT!?! I swear if I don&#39;t see some motivation from you in 5 seconds, your whole platoon is taking 4 laps!! And then we do PT my way till I&#39;m tired!! <br />Private: &quot;HOOAH SERGEANT!!&quot; <br />*collective gasp* <br />(Tops is a very robust man with a darker complexion) 1SG begins to turn a shade of plum that I never thought possible, with either black or white men. <br />Me? I hid around the corner with 4 other privates as the whole company ran laps for about 15 min. DS strolls up to us while we were working away, acting like nothing happened, and DS says &quot;which do you prefer? Shoveling shit, like you&#39;re doing, or playing around calling 1SG a Sergeant? I know what I&#39;d choose&quot; and strolls back off, whistling. <br />Army basic training in a nutshell. SSG Private RallyPoint Member Thu, 10 Dec 2015 05:03:51 -0500 2015-12-10T05:03:51-05:00 Response by SGT William Howell made Dec 10 at 2015 7:29 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1164747&urlhash=1164747 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>While reclassing at Ft Hunter Liggett we had a 1SG with us from some other unit. We were standing in line at the chow hall. There are 3 people standing in front of us. Out of the corner of the 1SG&#39;s eye he sees one of them who (has his back to him) has his hands in his pocket. He turns and snaps , &quot;Get your hands out of you pockets!&quot; <br /><br />Have you ever known that things were going to go bad, like &quot;The condom just broke&quot; bad! The two guys (both Staff Sergeants) in the front of &quot;Mr. hands in my pockets&quot; get this look on their face like you had just took a dump on their shoes. <br /><br />And Sweet Jesus, around turns a Major General. He says, &quot;Yes, First Sergeant.&quot; So Top says, without missing a beat, &quot;Thank you, sir.&quot; Then the 5 minutes of awkward silence in line. We get our chow and sit down. He leans in and says, &quot;Well that went better than I thought it was going to.&quot; So I ask him, &quot;You want to get out of here Top?&quot; He smiles and says, &quot;Howell, this is not my first fuck up. If he was actually pissed, you would be in charge right now. Eat your chow!&quot; SGT William Howell Thu, 10 Dec 2015 07:29:04 -0500 2015-12-10T07:29:04-05:00 Response by SGM Steve Wettstein made Dec 10 at 2015 9:49 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1164961&urlhash=1164961 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>GS-13 from State Department: 1SG I am a GS-13 which is the equivalent to a LTC.<br />1SG Wettstein: Well I am a real live 1SG and you can get the fuck out of my office.<br /><br />He left and my commander was laughing his ass off. Latter the BCT XO shows up and asked me if I said what I said. I replied, Roger that Sir. He left with a smirk on his face and shaking his head.<br /><br />Edit: This was in Ramadi during the surge. SGM Steve Wettstein Thu, 10 Dec 2015 09:49:38 -0500 2015-12-10T09:49:38-05:00 Response by PO2 Steven Erickson made Dec 10 at 2015 10:12 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1165011&urlhash=1165011 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Submarine Sonar Chief (E-7): &quot;Petty Officer Erickson, just because you&#39;re smart enough to be a Nuke don&#39;t mean you&#39;re smarter than me... except maybe for science and math and technological crap. Now I&#39;m telling you that there ain&#39;t no electrical problem with our gear!&quot;<br /><br />Me: &quot;Chief, did you just say... Nah... Just forget it.&quot; PO2 Steven Erickson Thu, 10 Dec 2015 10:12:29 -0500 2015-12-10T10:12:29-05:00 Response by Capt Walter Miller made Dec 10 at 2015 10:45 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1165102&urlhash=1165102 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>First Sergeant Stuber said that when he died, he wanted to be cremated so his wife could douche out with him.<br /><br />Walt Capt Walter Miller Thu, 10 Dec 2015 10:45:48 -0500 2015-12-10T10:45:48-05:00 Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 10 at 2015 12:42 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1165463&urlhash=1165463 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I was station in Korea, the 1SG use to Smoke any one that touch him.<br />On December he use to give SUNK for PT ones a week but before that he use to stand in the only door of the barracks and start counting... at the end any one he sees will be doing extra PT. so, I decided to take the keys for my storage with me every morning and when he stand on the door and yell SUNK, Me and my 2 clerks wall to the storage and lock it. After a few times, 1SG start asking me for the keys every morning. SSG Private RallyPoint Member Thu, 10 Dec 2015 12:42:03 -0500 2015-12-10T12:42:03-05:00 Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 10 at 2015 4:22 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1166143&urlhash=1166143 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Why don&#39;t you update your Facebook status to &quot;policing up brass&quot; SGT Private RallyPoint Member Thu, 10 Dec 2015 16:22:54 -0500 2015-12-10T16:22:54-05:00 Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 10 at 2015 5:52 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1166334&urlhash=1166334 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I&#39;m putting together a detail to clean the latrines (at JRTC the place you go right after you leave the box) c&#39;mon it will be fun, we&#39;ll make a game of it. SGT Private RallyPoint Member Thu, 10 Dec 2015 17:52:38 -0500 2015-12-10T17:52:38-05:00 Response by SP5 Daniel Wakeland made Dec 10 at 2015 7:05 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1166485&urlhash=1166485 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>1979, driving the fuel truck for HHC 2nd BRG, 8th ID somewhere in Germany on an FX. I had been chasing the TOC and S-2, and S-4 all night chasing their moves. Day break, The 1SG pulls up as my motor sargent pulls up to top off my coffee. He throws a case of C-rats in my cab and says &quot;I think you&#39;ll need these&quot; I new it was going to be a long week. SP5 Daniel Wakeland Thu, 10 Dec 2015 19:05:04 -0500 2015-12-10T19:05:04-05:00 Response by SSG James Bigbie made Dec 11 at 2015 3:29 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1167355&urlhash=1167355 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>When I was in Ft. Knox, about 1986, another E-5 and I were tasked with escorting a chapter case for his last couple of days. This kid was really giving a good show. He would cluck like a chicken crossing the road, mumble, and a bunch of other stupid stuff. We went to Bn HQ and the adjutant walked out and told him to get a haircut, the kid growled at the adjutant! We got ordered to go see our 1SG, 1SG Boix, also a Scout. We told the 1SG what happened, he chewed the kid for a little, threatened him with the stockade, and then ordered him out of the office. As soon as the kid left, the 1SG died laughing and almost fell out of his chair. After we all stopped, he told us &quot;get him out of here as quickly and quietly as possible&quot;. Gotta love a 1SG with a sense of humor! SSG James Bigbie Fri, 11 Dec 2015 03:29:29 -0500 2015-12-11T03:29:29-05:00 Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 11 at 2015 5:52 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1168968&urlhash=1168968 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>My very non-politically correct 1SG at the closing of an end of AT company formation: Platoon Sergeants, take charge of your platoons and get them drunk. A few people got a case of BHD, but most of us were trying to hold back belly laughs. SGT Private RallyPoint Member Fri, 11 Dec 2015 17:52:47 -0500 2015-12-11T17:52:47-05:00 Response by Capt Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 11 at 2015 9:35 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1169338&urlhash=1169338 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>About midnight one night a knock on my door and the 1st Sgt said get dressed and report to the orderly room. Then we went to base ops where I was given a weapon AND ammo. That was unheard of in those days. Turned out to be the Cuban Missile Crisis. As I assumed my post the 1st Sgt said if anything goes wrong we have you back. <br /><br />Pretty darned motivated that night. Capt Private RallyPoint Member Fri, 11 Dec 2015 21:35:50 -0500 2015-12-11T21:35:50-05:00 Response by SPC Brandon Walker made Dec 12 at 2015 9:47 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1170131&urlhash=1170131 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>False Motivation is still motivation saying this during the army ten miler lmao SPC Brandon Walker Sat, 12 Dec 2015 09:47:53 -0500 2015-12-12T09:47:53-05:00 Response by SSG (ret) William Martin made Dec 13 at 2015 11:01 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1173534&urlhash=1173534 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>In reference to thieves in the barracks in SVC BTRY 1-15 FA at Camp Casey, Korea in 2000 - 2001 an irate 1SG said during a meeting with the NCOs at 0200 hours: ....and sometimes mother^&amp;kers fall down the stairs in the dark. SSG (ret) William Martin Sun, 13 Dec 2015 23:01:05 -0500 2015-12-13T23:01:05-05:00 Response by 1SG William Svoboda made Dec 14 at 2015 9:13 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1174184&urlhash=1174184 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I had an O, (BN XO) come marching into my office to demand why I would&#39;t allow one of his young LT&#39; participate in a tape and weigh in while wearing spandex. After he stopped to take a breath I asked him to look at the sign outside my door the read, 1SG Svoboda, Delta and when he did he said so whats that got to do with this sh--? I continued by explaining &quot;everything inside this AO belongs to me and everything outside it belongs to you! 1SG William Svoboda Mon, 14 Dec 2015 09:13:41 -0500 2015-12-14T09:13:41-05:00 Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 16 at 2015 2:28 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1180078&urlhash=1180078 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Don&#39;t stick your fingers in your battle buddies belly buttons and if you do don&#39;t let me hear about it SPC Private RallyPoint Member Wed, 16 Dec 2015 14:28:09 -0500 2015-12-16T14:28:09-05:00 Response by SGT Robert Zuniga made Dec 17 at 2015 10:56 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1181916&urlhash=1181916 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>You raggedy assed private! Fall out of formation and go practice falling down! SGT Robert Zuniga Thu, 17 Dec 2015 10:56:05 -0500 2015-12-17T10:56:05-05:00 Response by SP5 Daniel Wakeland made Dec 17 at 2015 7:00 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1183412&urlhash=1183412 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>&quot;Why do we do PT in combat boots? Because when Ivan is breathing down our neak and we have to fall back he&#39;s not going to give you time to change into your cute f****** running shoes !!!&quot; Said at high volume, nose to nose. SP5 Daniel Wakeland Thu, 17 Dec 2015 19:00:19 -0500 2015-12-17T19:00:19-05:00 Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 22 at 2015 1:30 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1191798&urlhash=1191798 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>2 stories. 1: First night at first duty station (I didn&#39;t do AIT) I FELL ASLEEP doing &#39;night shift&#39; at my companie&#39;s Battalion HQ...First sgt walks in, &#39;you&#39;re supposed to yell at ease.&#39; I jumped til I almost hit the ceiling, yelled &#39;at ease&#39; at the top of my lungs, and he calmly says &#39;as you were&#39; lemme tell you that was the last time I did that. 2nd time. Actually this was daily. SOMEONE would walk up late to formation... I mean DAILY...he would stop IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS SPEECH look at the transgressor and say, pvt? Oh never mind, you and me will meet in my office after formation, and yes, it WILL get ugly, reeealll ugly. SGT Private RallyPoint Member Tue, 22 Dec 2015 13:30:37 -0500 2015-12-22T13:30:37-05:00 Response by SFC Andrew Ormiston made Dec 22 at 2015 2:46 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1191922&urlhash=1191922 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Pvt: 1st Sergeant, do I have enough time to use the latrine before you call formation?<br />Top: whatya gotta do, #1 or #2?<br />Pvt: #2<br />Top: well you better snap it off square. You aint got time to taper it. SFC Andrew Ormiston Tue, 22 Dec 2015 14:46:10 -0500 2015-12-22T14:46:10-05:00 Response by Sgt Tom Beard made Dec 22 at 2015 3:31 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1191977&urlhash=1191977 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Med 1st shirt during Friday safety brief. &quot;It&#39;s payday and I know a few of you are going to have a few cold ones. When you go home the old lady&#39;s going to rag on you. Now before you take s whack at her, call me up we&#39;ll go to the gym, lace em up and you can take out your frustration out on me. If however, I get a call saying you took a swing at your old lady. I&#39;ll take you out back of the cop shop and work out my frustration... Sgt Tom Beard Tue, 22 Dec 2015 15:31:57 -0500 2015-12-22T15:31:57-05:00 Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 23 at 2015 6:12 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1192853&urlhash=1192853 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>During Organization Day about a month ago, he paused an award ceremony and said &quot;Everybody smile, I&#39;m posting this on Instagram&quot; PFC Private RallyPoint Member Wed, 23 Dec 2015 06:12:42 -0500 2015-12-23T06:12:42-05:00 Response by SGT Rob Colbert made Dec 23 at 2015 9:46 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1193166&urlhash=1193166 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>During OEF my squad leader (E5) was receiving a coin from a full bird Col. When he found out that his soldiers were not going to be recognized, he turned the &quot;hand shake&quot; back over and told the officer that his coin didn&#39;t mean shit to him and gave it back. Our CSM couldn&#39;t do anything but laugh out loud because he had never seen anyone do this before. Needless to say my respect for him grew even more than it was previously. NCO&#39;s keep it real! SGT Rob Colbert Wed, 23 Dec 2015 09:46:03 -0500 2015-12-23T09:46:03-05:00 Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 23 at 2015 5:24 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1194074&urlhash=1194074 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I ran into my old Green Beret Company 1SG as he was running around HQ trying to out process. Great guy and I love him to death because he was the heartbeat of our company. He was brutally honest and gave it to us straight, no chaser. Here are a few things I remember:<br /><br />Me: Welcome back Top! How was R&amp;R in Vegas?<br />1SG: I had a f&amp;@:$ blast! I blew over $20,000 and all I have is this tatoo to show for it! And it itches like crazy!&quot;<br /><br />Me: Hey Top! Nice SUV!<br />1SG: Yeah, get a load of this sh!t! It has Bluetooth, heated seats, and the seats fold down in the back, tinted windows, this is my shaggin&#39; wagon!&quot;<br /><br />1SG: Ok ladies and gentlemen, don&#39;t do any dumb sh!t this weekend, use a condom, ask permission, wash your hands, and don&#39;t call me this weekend because it&#39;s my birthday and I&#39;m going to be drunk. Call the Commander instead.&quot;<br /><br />Medic: What are you going to do when you retire?<br />1SG: I don&#39;t know, rub some lotion on my belly. 1SG Private RallyPoint Member Wed, 23 Dec 2015 17:24:57 -0500 2015-12-23T17:24:57-05:00 Response by SGT Michael Williams made Dec 23 at 2015 5:26 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1194078&urlhash=1194078 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>1SG Hardy was awesome bubba. I preferred &quot;If we ain&#39;t doing anything, we ain&#39;t doin it here. Send&#39;em home chiefs!&quot; SGT Michael Williams Wed, 23 Dec 2015 17:26:38 -0500 2015-12-23T17:26:38-05:00 Response by SGT Richard H. made Dec 24 at 2015 10:31 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1195238&urlhash=1195238 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>When I was in the Marine Corps (first enlistment) one day when I wasn&#39;t particularly enjoying morning PT, I Had this conversation with the Company Gunny:<br />Me: Gunny, isn&#39;t it true that Marines never run from a fight?<br />Gunny: (with a quizzical look) Yes, Hanner, That&#39;s true. <br />Me: Then why do we practice running every day?<br />Gunny: Because, Stupid, when the enemy runs we need to be able to chase them down and re-engage them. Bends and thrusts, Begin. Faster. Faster. <br /><br />(bends and thrusts = squat thrusts for those not familiar w/ Marine terms) SGT Richard H. Thu, 24 Dec 2015 10:31:40 -0500 2015-12-24T10:31:40-05:00 Response by SGT Kevin Meehan made Dec 24 at 2015 10:33 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1195242&urlhash=1195242 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Had a 1SG in Germany, 10th Engineers, in the 70&#39;s, who I will never forget-1SG Lynch. Didn&#39;t matter the subject he was speaking/yelling about, he would always end with; &quot;If the shoe fits, draw the string.&quot; Obviously it&#39;s something I&#39;ll not forget. SGT Kevin Meehan Thu, 24 Dec 2015 10:33:45 -0500 2015-12-24T10:33:45-05:00 Response by SP5 Joel O'Brien made Dec 25 at 2015 3:46 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1197056&urlhash=1197056 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>It wasn&#39;t funny at the time, but one 1SG had me summoned to his presence to announce: &quot;O&quot;BRIEN! I yam HIGHLY pissed at yew!&quot; SP5 Joel O'Brien Fri, 25 Dec 2015 15:46:51 -0500 2015-12-25T15:46:51-05:00 Response by MAJ Ken Landgren made Dec 25 at 2015 9:53 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1197277&urlhash=1197277 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>My tanks were shooting a target for a video with Bradleys. The Bradley 1SG said I see lot of big holes but few small holes. You guys can&#39;t hit crap. MAJ Ken Landgren Fri, 25 Dec 2015 21:53:47 -0500 2015-12-25T21:53:47-05:00 Response by A1C Scott Blais made Dec 25 at 2015 10:16 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1197288&urlhash=1197288 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>After an hour drive to bail us out our 1st shirt tells us &quot;You two idiots are clearly the ring leader of this flight, so I&#39;ll make ya a deal. Ill bail you dumb fucks out and I will leave you alone if you keep the rest of the flight in line and we don&#39;t ever have to do this again&quot;. He kept his word and so did we! A1C Scott Blais Fri, 25 Dec 2015 22:16:45 -0500 2015-12-25T22:16:45-05:00 Response by PO1 John Miller made Dec 26 at 2015 5:24 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1197460&urlhash=1197460 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div><br />Not a 1SG (or its Navy counterpart) but my LPO at the time, a First Class Petty Officer when I was an E3 Seaman. I was checking out of my command in order to transfer to A school (MOS training in Army speak). I was &quot;hanging out&quot; at my soon to be old work center as I had done everything I could for that day as far as checking out went, and was seeing if they needed me to do anything for them. PO1 Cunningham came up to me and yelled &quot;Get your ass back to work Miller!!!&quot; PO1 Higgans said &quot;He&#39;s already checked out!&quot; Cunningham then said &quot;I don&#39;t care, get back to work&quot; but was very clearly pointing towards my barracks. PO1 John Miller Sat, 26 Dec 2015 05:24:08 -0500 2015-12-26T05:24:08-05:00 Response by CSM Brian Sann made Dec 26 at 2015 11:23 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1197659&urlhash=1197659 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>In 1982 had a 1SG Williams and we called him Chilly Willie because when he came through the barracks a cold breeze followed. During first formation he always said that we &quot;Looked like a Mongolian Cluster f*#k&quot;. I never really knew what that was.<br /><br />He also used the say &quot;Some of you think you&#39;re nickel slick and quarter sharp but you can&#39;t slide on barbed wire&quot;. CSM Brian Sann Sat, 26 Dec 2015 11:23:01 -0500 2015-12-26T11:23:01-05:00 Response by SPC Dennis Escobar made Dec 26 at 2015 2:13 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1197895&urlhash=1197895 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>1SG Walker: There is no other MOS, if you are a 91 series (68 now) you are a medic and that&#39;s that. SPC Dennis Escobar Sat, 26 Dec 2015 14:13:01 -0500 2015-12-26T14:13:01-05:00 Response by SPC Eddie "Nemo" Aiumu made Dec 27 at 2015 2:05 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1198590&urlhash=1198590 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>1SG MAYES: &quot;HEY CHERRY&quot;<br />1SG WOODLIFF: &quot;IF IT HAS AN ADAMS APPLE ITS A BOY&quot;<br />1SG PERRY: &quot;CALL ME STEVE HARVEY AGAIN&quot;<br />1SG JOHNSON: &quot;TOP?!? WHAT? YOU WANT ME TO SPIN FOR YOU?&quot;<br />1SG MADISON: &quot;IMMA 1SG AND YES, I AINT SCARED OF NO SEARGANTS MAJORS JUST MY WIFE&quot; SPC Eddie "Nemo" Aiumu Sun, 27 Dec 2015 02:05:23 -0500 2015-12-27T02:05:23-05:00 Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 2 at 2016 10:53 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1210691&urlhash=1210691 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>&quot;If someone touches you in your kibbles and bits... Throat punch the motherf***er and call the MPs SPC Private RallyPoint Member Sat, 02 Jan 2016 10:53:37 -0500 2016-01-02T10:53:37-05:00 Response by PO1 Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 4 at 2016 1:33 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1214348&urlhash=1214348 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>My husband was former Army (11B) and he had his 1SG sound exactly like Major Payne; &quot;This is what I wunt YEW to DEW&quot;. I would so be smoke from laughing so hard! PO1 Private RallyPoint Member Mon, 04 Jan 2016 13:33:59 -0500 2016-01-04T13:33:59-05:00 Response by CPT Pedro Meza made Jan 5 at 2016 11:31 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1216143&urlhash=1216143 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>&quot;If the ARMY wanted you to have a wife, the ARMY would have issued you wife&quot; then the phone rings and the private that answer the phone says &quot;Top its your wife&quot;. CPT Pedro Meza Tue, 05 Jan 2016 11:31:52 -0500 2016-01-05T11:31:52-05:00 Response by SGT Hector Rojas, AIGA, SHA made Jan 11 at 2016 11:52 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1229792&urlhash=1229792 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>1SG Stubbs in Fort Drum.<br /><br />Essential personnel only after a release due to weather. It was maybe 5-6 of us in our hangar and he sees me walking on my way to the maintenance office to finish some licenses and he goes:<br /><br />&quot;SGT Rojas, if I don&#39;t see you leave, I don&#39;t know you left, so I cant be doggone mad at you, get me?&quot;<br /><br />&quot;I got you Top&quot;.<br /><br />5 minutes later I was on my way home.<br /><br />Scariest 1SG I&#39;ve been around but the man would move mountains for his soldiers! SGT Hector Rojas, AIGA, SHA Mon, 11 Jan 2016 23:52:54 -0500 2016-01-11T23:52:54-05:00 Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 15 at 2016 12:47 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1237880&urlhash=1237880 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Looking back it is funny. At the time it was very frustrating. 1SG Dunkin would follow almost every comment, statement, question, whatever with the phrase &quot;check or hold&quot;. ie, &quot;I want you to go out and do PMCS. Check or Hold?&quot;, &quot;We have IWQ next drill. Check or hold?&quot; He also had a tendency to go off on wild ass tangents. He was a master at turning a 5 minute topic into a 45 minute speech. He&#39;d start on one thing, get sidetracked onto something else and then 30 minutes later pick up the original topic like he&#39;d never missed a beat. And by that time everyone had forgotten WTF he had originally been talking about. Check or Hold? LOL LTC Private RallyPoint Member Fri, 15 Jan 2016 12:47:21 -0500 2016-01-15T12:47:21-05:00 Response by SGT Andrew Goetsch made Jan 19 at 2016 1:42 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1245411&urlhash=1245411 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Scrounge for it. SGT Andrew Goetsch Tue, 19 Jan 2016 13:42:31 -0500 2016-01-19T13:42:31-05:00 Response by PFC Andrew Moody made Jan 24 at 2016 4:16 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1255293&urlhash=1255293 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>1SG Gavett- have a good weekend. don&#39;t go home and beat your dog don&#39;t beat your kids don&#39;t beat your wife and if your neighbor ask if you could beat it up dont stay home and beat your meet. PFC Andrew Moody Sun, 24 Jan 2016 04:16:53 -0500 2016-01-24T04:16:53-05:00 Response by CDR Michael Goldschmidt made Jan 24 at 2016 4:49 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1255310&urlhash=1255310 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Being a Navy Officer, I&#39;ve had very little experience with First Sergeants. This, however, is from a long-time friend who was being pulled from his Korean War USMC Rifle Company to attend the Naval Academy Prep School (NAPS) in Newport, RI.<br /><br />1SG: &quot;If you come back here as an officer and get me killed, I&#39;m gonna kick your ass!&quot; CDR Michael Goldschmidt Sun, 24 Jan 2016 04:49:24 -0500 2016-01-24T04:49:24-05:00 Response by 1SG Harold Piet made May 31 at 2016 7:13 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1577952&urlhash=1577952 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>1SG Hill 27th Engineers Fort Bragg. 1976 used to say Just remember Sh^t rolls down hill and not Benny Hill, when warning us to stay out of trouble. He also didn&#39;t worry about &quot;keep of the grass signs&quot; like all the other 1SG, He always just said. Just let me catch you on my grass. (it would cost you a Saturday maintaining the grass) 1SG Harold Piet Tue, 31 May 2016 07:13:17 -0400 2016-05-31T07:13:17-04:00 Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made May 31 at 2016 3:31 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=1580002&urlhash=1580002 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>1SG: Men, we are in a time of war. This is what we are bred for. This country has called on us to do what no one else will. This is what we live for, and it is what you will die for?<br />PV2: If we are going to die for it, 1SG, what will YOU die for?<br />1SG: Me? Oh, I&#39;m not going to die.<br />SPC: But if it happens, 1SG, what would it be for?<br />1SG: For you, bud. For you. SPC Private RallyPoint Member Tue, 31 May 2016 15:31:29 -0400 2016-05-31T15:31:29-04:00 Response by MAJ Rj M made May 28 at 2019 2:09 PM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=4675723&urlhash=4675723 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I was a brand new LT and was having a good FTX until about mid-way when a training accident occurred (2 tanks hit a hidden ditch). Bn CSM took me away after we medevaced the crew and sait me in his jeep and said &quot;shit is going to happen, they&#39;re going to be ok [and they were] and at least it didnt&#39; happen in the shit..and its hard ya know..you did your best&quot; MAJ Rj M Tue, 28 May 2019 14:09:56 -0400 2019-05-28T14:09:56-04:00 Response by SFC Luis Serrano made Jul 13 at 2019 9:42 AM https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/what-is-the-best-thing-you-have-heard-a-1sg-say-humorous-or-motivational?n=4808065&urlhash=4808065 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>&quot;Stay alert; stay alive&quot; SFC Luis Serrano Sat, 13 Jul 2019 09:42:44 -0400 2019-07-13T09:42:44-04:00 2015-12-09T23:37:09-05:00