What headline would you REALLY like to see topping the media tomorrow morning?

2014-09-22T19:15:27-04:00

We all see daily the things people get away with, the bad things that happen to good people, the egregious comments from the political turd machine and "Professional" Sports.

So what headline would you really wish you could see above the New York Times fold, opening the local or national news and trending on RP, FB and Twitter that would make you smile tomorrow?

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 22 at 2014 7:17 PM

2014-09-22T19:17:11-04:00

"US Military occupies DC, removes all in violation of oath of office"

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 22 at 2014 7:30 PM

2014-09-22T19:30:02-04:00

Sir I even posted a link to a 108 year old woman here on RP that was quite an amazing lady. I think it got about 3-4 comments. In my opinion people don't pay much attention to positive news. I have no clue what in specific I would like to see but something a little more uplifting would be great.

Response by LTC Hillary Luton made Sep 22 at 2014 7:49 PM

2014-09-22T19:49:27-04:00

World Peace becomes Reality.
Money becomes Obsolete because people learn how to share

Too much? ;-)

Response by SSG Pete Fleming made Sep 22 at 2014 7:51 PM

2014-09-22T19:51:11-04:00

All RP members get equal shares of 100 billion dollars after winning the Power Ball!

Response by SFC Mark Merino made Sep 22 at 2014 7:56 PM

2014-09-22T19:56:01-04:00

"It has been determined that the cause of all the disappearances has indeed been the Rapture".......(as seen from above) :)

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 22 at 2014 7:56 PM

2014-09-22T19:56:19-04:00

This is the thread I was talking about Sir. I was wrong it got six responses! https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/108-year-old-female-veteran-visits-memorial-in-dc

108 year old Female Veteran visits memorial in DC | RallyPoint

Simply amazing story. http://www.kens5.com/story/news/features/2014/07/25/108-year-old-wwii-vet-flies-from-san-antonio-to-visit-memorial-in-dc/13154851/

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Sep 22 at 2014 9:04 PM

2014-09-22T21:04:26-04:00

"The Most Interesting Man in the World Wins Presidency in Landslide", "Stay voting my friend"

"ISIS Is No More"

"John Boehner Resigns"

"Hillary FINALLY dumps Bill"

Response by SGT Richard H. made Sep 22 at 2014 9:09 PM

2014-09-22T21:09:16-04:00

IRS DISBANDED!

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 22 at 2014 9:17 PM

2014-09-22T21:17:28-04:00

MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca _ President tells American people to stop worrying about who is sleeping with whom. Whenever sex is at the heart of an issue, people have prurient self-interest in sex scandals.

We spend far too much groveling with pigs and expecting everything to wind up good. We should know better but our concepts of the world should start with us and then of we have time fixing ourselves, we could tell others how to live. "He can't even run his own life, I will damned if he'll run mine".

People are brazen attacking people for actions that they themselves engage and haven't been caught. Like Tiger, Rice and Peterson take care of their own lives and stop with the moralizing that even you do not follow. Stop making excuses and try to do what you can to make the world a better life.

That is what bothers me. People bullying others but never addressing the log in their own eyes. That is an ugly thing and is why America is having the problems that it has.

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 22 at 2014 10:15 PM

2014-09-22T22:15:41-04:00

this one "tickles my pickle" at the moment Sir!

https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/isis-airstrikes-in-syria

ISIS Airstrikes in Syria | RallyPoint

US pilots reported to be involved in air strikes against ISIS targets in Syria (Sep 22). No word yet on details. RP, thoughts?

Response by Cpl Ray Fernandez made Sep 22 at 2014 10:39 PM

2014-09-22T22:39:23-04:00

ISIS leadership beheaded and heads found on pikes, followed by public finally wakes up and realizes that celebrities don't matter and begin to follow the actions, lives, and moral character of politicians. Then in November informed public turns out in record numbers for election.

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 22 at 2014 10:47 PM

2014-09-22T22:47:13-04:00

Oh, but the infinite possibilities! And 90% of them have no place in a military forum.

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 22 at 2014 11:33 PM

2014-09-22T23:33:30-04:00

"Colleges Audited for Fleecing Students. Click Here to Add Your School."

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 23 at 2014 3:20 AM

2014-09-23T03:20:44-04:00

Simple: "All 546 members of all three branches of government have simultaneously resigned."

Response by PO1 Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 23 at 2014 5:20 AM

2014-09-23T05:20:11-04:00

WWIII against ISIS declared. But there's a good news: I just saved my government a bunch of money by switching to nukes

Response by SSG Jacob Wiley made Sep 23 at 2014 7:22 AM

2014-09-23T07:22:36-04:00

"Africa deployment cancelled - too high risk to US Troops, not our problem!"

Response by COL Vincent Stoneking made Sep 23 at 2014 8:48 AM

2014-09-23T08:48:03-04:00

National Mulligan Initiative approved.
New general election for all elective offices to happen 31 days from today.

"Yeah, I meant that" clause upheld. If "None of the Above" wins, that's who is seated.

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 23 at 2014 6:29 PM

2014-09-23T18:29:32-04:00

I never play the lottery, but if I ever decide to, I wanna look at the numbers the next day and see that I am the sole winner of millions of dollars

Response by SGT Mark Sullivan made Sep 23 at 2014 7:25 PM

2014-09-23T19:25:13-04:00

UN Hold European Union accountable for Policing Africa and Eastern Europe, and Allows Isreal to manage Middle East. Allows United States to Vote in Better Leaders and Statesmen and Clean Up Corporate America

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 23 at 2014 7:26 PM

2014-09-23T19:26:17-04:00

"Three-Time Combat Veteran, Retired First Sergeant for US President 2016!"
Slogan: "Leadership experience you can read about ...on RP!"

Response by SPC Richard White made Sep 23 at 2014 7:39 PM

2014-09-23T19:39:17-04:00

Obama resigns

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 23 at 2014 9:29 PM

2014-09-23T21:29:25-04:00

Ok, Who posted send troops to Iraq?

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Sep 23 at 2014 9:34 PM

2014-09-23T21:34:09-04:00

"US Southern Border Closed Indefinitely"

Response by PO1 Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 23 at 2014 11:09 PM

2014-09-23T23:09:51-04:00

GEORGE MEDLEY WINS LARGEST SINGLE LOTTO WINNING IN HISTORY! SENDS 128 COUNT BOX OF CRAYONS TO EVERY SINGLE OFFICER IN U.S. MILITARY WITH INSTRUCTIONS ON "HOW TO STAY INSIDE THE LINES".

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Sep 24 at 2014 11:00 AM

2014-09-24T11:00:51-04:00

"ISIS leaders commit suicide by beheading after first all-female Ranger team takes out 100 jihadists in pre-dawn raid."

Response by CPT Zachary Brooks made Sep 24 at 2014 11:11 AM

2014-09-24T11:11:39-04:00

"Peace in the Middle East. ISIS defeated by Egyptian and Libyan forces."

Be nice to see a change in how things are overseas.

(Edited because first choice was too controversal)

Response by SSG Robin Rushlo made Sep 24 at 2014 11:32 AM

2014-09-24T11:32:02-04:00

President OBAMA and VP BIDEN resign!!!!

Response by SSG Robin Rushlo made Sep 24 at 2014 11:35 AM

2014-09-24T11:35:31-04:00

Obama Sent to prison and Biden also jailed.

Marine One Crew Chief throws Obama off Helio while in flight for disrespect!

Response by SSG Laureano Pabon made Sep 24 at 2014 1:49 PM

2014-09-24T13:49:31-04:00

"The new President of the United States gets sworn in to office, President Elect Robert Petrarca will bring in RP members to celebrate at the white house"

MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca , Well sir since this is your thread, thought I add you into the title.
As they say here in New York "Hey you never know" :)

Response by PO2 Robert Levin made Sep 24 at 2014 2:39 PM

2014-09-24T14:39:49-04:00

middle east peace established by radical atheist army.

Response by PO1 Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 24 at 2014 11:47 PM

2014-09-24T23:47:26-04:00

Rallypoint outperforms Facebook and Twitter combined!

Response by SPC David Shaffer made Sep 25 at 2014 5:18 PM

2014-09-25T17:18:40-04:00

David Shaffer elected as new President of the United States of America!

I would have the veterans backs and never solute with something in my hand ;)

Response by Cpl Dennis F. made Sep 25 at 2014 7:14 PM

2014-09-25T19:14:00-04:00

ALIENS ARRIVE!
Promptly remove the idiot gene from all human life.

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 25 at 2014 7:20 PM

2014-09-25T19:20:25-04:00

LTC Private RallyPoint Member randomly elected President in double-blind election!

Response by Cpl Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 25 at 2014 11:00 PM

2014-09-25T23:00:47-04:00

In bold lettering, The Article 5 Convention has concluded giving the people Congressional Term Limits and revoking all lifetime benefits from former congressmen.

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Nov 2 at 2014 10:30 AM

2014-11-02T10:30:15-05:00

"November 4th 2014 - Breaking news, Independents control Congress!"

Response by LCpl Steve Wininger made Nov 2 at 2014 10:33 AM

2014-11-02T10:33:55-05:00

Political correctness is now a capitol offense, the white House and Congress go into hiding.

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 2 at 2014 10:59 AM

2014-11-02T10:59:07-05:00

Larry got his groove on! lol

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 2 at 2014 12:24 PM

2014-11-02T12:24:07-05:00

"Government stops funding countries with mundane problems, shifts funding to US Education system."

Response by TSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 2 at 2014 2:25 PM

2014-11-02T14:25:57-05:00

There's already a lot of good ones here

Response by SGM Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 2 at 2014 6:58 PM

2014-11-02T18:58:15-05:00

Either that a Cure for Cancers or a Cure for Idiots has been found.

Response by SPC James Mcneil made Nov 2 at 2014 9:17 PM

2014-11-02T21:17:30-05:00

I'd have to go with "Army veteran from Ohio wins Mega Millions jackpot!" That would make me smile.

Response by SFC(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 2 at 2014 10:52 PM

2014-11-02T22:52:56-05:00

100% of the eligible population goes and votes, and has their voices heard.

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 3 at 2014 6:53 AM

2014-11-03T06:53:16-05:00

Ebola Cured! Super man found to be real

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 3 at 2014 6:55 AM

2014-11-03T06:55:25-05:00

Ebola Cured! Super man found to be real

Response by COL Jean (John) F. B. made Nov 3 at 2014 2:06 PM

2014-11-03T14:06:44-05:00

OK .... I'll open this can of worms, but it would be Wednesday's headline, not tomorrow. Here is what I would really like to see

"Republicans Win in a Landslide and Take Control of Senate: Obama Resigns In Protest"

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 3 at 2014 6:09 PM

2014-11-03T18:09:15-05:00

Half Life 3 Confirmed.

Response by SSG Jay OConnor made Nov 3 at 2014 10:39 PM

2014-11-03T22:39:42-05:00

Ethics and Morals test now REQUIRED for all Congressional or White house positions.

Response by PO1 Jerome Newland made Sep 13 at 2019 12:50 AM

2019-09-13T00:50:24-04:00

I would like to see that a claim for benefits be resolved in 90 days. That each claim is given a place in line that cannot be changed by the addition of new claims are adjudicated and the completed claim reevaluate and combined rating within 30 days. Or a total of 6 months for single and multiple claims a separate mandated claim response. A central file room for compiler Ted claims in case they have to be revisited or become evidence. That the VA has hired and trained 100,000 new employees to clear the back log of claims the best and brightest permanently retained, and anyone who fails meet standards or deadlines, regardless of renure, is demoted or fired or allowed to resign, but they leave either way.