What are some of your best funny Wifi network names?

2015-02-16T20:31:31-05:00

I have heard of some funny network names. Just to name a few are, bill wi the science fi, FBI VAN, tell my wifi love her. I love changing the name of my network just to mess with the neighbors. Any suggestions?

Response by SGT Jim Z. made Feb 16 at 2015 8:33 PM

2015-02-16T20:33:24-05:00

millennium falcon, blue thunder, death star

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 16 at 2015 9:15 PM

2015-02-16T21:15:58-05:00

I saw the "FBI Surveillance Van" last week. Was setting up a guys internet and that was his router name. Now you've got me thinking. Maybe I should re-name mine...

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 16 at 2015 9:18 PM

2015-02-16T21:18:21-05:00

NSA Surveillance Network

Response by TSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 16 at 2015 10:12 PM

2015-02-16T22:12:03-05:00

Mine was "username:admin pw:1234" For awhile...I always wondered how many people tried to login to my router....

Response by MSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 16 at 2015 10:28 PM

2015-02-16T22:28:49-05:00

Mine is:

PrettyFlyForAWifi

Response by PO2 Jonathan Scharff made Feb 16 at 2015 10:41 PM

2015-02-16T22:41:57-05:00

How about, "It hurts when IP"

Or, "NoFreeInternetHereKeepLooking"

Or, "FBI Van"

All funny.

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 16 at 2015 10:49 PM

2015-02-16T22:49:47-05:00

Ours is Dropitlikeitshotspot

Response by SFC Mark Merino made Feb 16 at 2015 10:50 PM

2015-02-16T22:50:54-05:00

jodywatch

Response by SFC Mark Merino made Feb 16 at 2015 10:51 PM

2015-02-16T22:51:34-05:00

freewifi

Response by PO2 Steven Erickson made Feb 17 at 2015 2:16 AM

2015-02-17T02:16:07-05:00

UmbrellaCorp

(I have an UmbrellaCorp "Hive" parking permit on my car, too.)

Response by SP5 Michael Rathbun made Feb 17 at 2015 6:56 PM

2015-02-17T18:56:19-05:00

GetOffMyWLAN

Response by SPC Andrew Smith made Feb 17 at 2015 7:26 PM

2015-02-17T19:26:41-05:00

I've used several that I thought were funny.

Unimatrix 01 (Star Trek fans should get this)

Skynet

Currently running FBI Surveillance Network #303

Response by Cpl Brett Wagner made Feb 17 at 2015 9:11 PM

2015-02-17T21:11:17-05:00

ComeCmyPineapple <- for the hackers out there.
OpenSezMe
Bond-JamesBond

I tend to use Norse mythology like Vahalla, Asgard, Midgard, or Mjolnir.

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 17 at 2015 9:35 PM

2015-02-17T21:35:24-05:00

I've three favorites I've used:
Tyrell-Corp
Your iCloud
Hack 127.0.0.1

Response by CW3 Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 19 at 2015 9:16 PM

2015-07-19T21:16:23-04:00

I recently renamed mine 'Chris Hansen Productions'. Go ahead, I'll wait........

Response by SGT Richard H. made Jul 19 at 2015 9:20 PM

2015-07-19T21:20:53-04:00

My iPhone is titled FBI Surveillance Van 7, and has been for a couple of years, but suddenly that doesn't seem all that creative.

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 29 at 2015 2:32 PM

2015-12-29T14:32:08-05:00

Mine is named after the police department in my town.

Response by 1SG Michael Blount made Dec 29 at 2015 4:48 PM

2015-12-29T16:48:27-05:00

Pot roast

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jun 2 at 2016 6:19 AM

2016-06-02T06:19:07-04:00

So far I have named my "JLA Watchtower," "SHIELD HQ," "FBI Surveillance Van," "Yard Sale on Saturday," "Pourquois Fi," and "WeCanHearYouHavingSex."

Best ones I have seen are, "ALinksysToThePast," "WLANdo Callrision," "DropItLikeItsHotSpot," and "Modor." Because, well, one does not simply log in to Mordor.

Our most recent is "Vault 84."