This may well be The Origin of Profiling

Sgt David G Duchesneau — Mon, 14 Sep 2015 14:26:54 -0400

The day it all started was March 6, 1836.

On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and rose from his bunk on the main floor of
the Alamo, and walked up to the observation post along the west wall of the
fort. William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were already there, looking out over
the top of the wall. These three great men gazed at the hordes of Mexicans
moving towards the Alamo.

With a puzzled look on his face, Crockett turned to Bowie and said, "Jim, by any
chance are we having any landscaping done today?"

Response by SFC Everett Oliver made Sep 14 at 2015 3:12 PM

SFC Everett Oliver — Mon, 14 Sep 2015 15:12:01 -0400

Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are.
(Even my Father in Law would laugh at that one) (The Mrs is a Tex Mex)

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 14 at 2015 3:43 PM

SSgt Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 14 Sep 2015 15:43:44 -0400

Wrong and Right all at the same time, I literally LOL'ed...I'm stealing this one

Response by Cpl James Waycasie made Sep 14 at 2015 3:55 PM

Cpl James Waycasie — Mon, 14 Sep 2015 15:55:42 -0400

Lol, I wondered where it started.

Response by CPT Pedro Meza made Sep 15 at 2015 1:59 PM

CPT Pedro Meza — Tue, 15 Sep 2015 13:59:38 -0400

This is so wrong! Cause in Mexico we were told it was an eviction due to non rental payments and that we had Guerros from Alemania interested in renting.

Response by LCDR Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 15 at 2015 2:16 PM

LCDR Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 15 Sep 2015 14:16:15 -0400

"You can go to hell, I am going to Texas"
Davy Crockett Comments on his final election defeat in Tennessee 11 August 1835

Response by CH (MAJ) Thomas Conner made Sep 15 at 2015 11:43 PM

CH (MAJ) Thomas Conner — Tue, 15 Sep 2015 23:43:43 -0400

This is just so terribly wrong! But that is what makes it so funny! It also reminds me that I need to call and schedule my lawn care!