This is a get to know you question...

SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 22:20:12 -0500

If you saw me face down in a bar, what would you do next?

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 6 at 2015 10:22 PM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 22:22:08 -0500

I don't know what 'we' would do. But I'd Charlie Mike.

Response by PV2 Abbott Shaull made Feb 6 at 2015 10:37 PM

PV2 Abbott Shaull — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 22:37:54 -0500

Probably buy you another beer. After I picked you up off the said floor.

Response by TSgt Joshua Copeland made Feb 6 at 2015 10:39 PM

TSgt Joshua Copeland — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 22:39:55 -0500

I'd prob be face down next to you!

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 6 at 2015 10:42 PM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 22:42:09 -0500

Depending on how far gone you are I'd draw a big ol' weiner right on your face with a sharpie. Otherwise as PV2 Abbott Shaull said I'd provide the means to get you that far gone.

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 6 at 2015 10:46 PM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 22:46:06 -0500

1) Check your pulse & breathing. If not, call an ambulance and start CPR.
2) See if anyone was there with you. If so, see if they were capable of getting you home. If not, try to rouse you and get you heading home.
3) IF I couldn't rouse you, and your buddies weren't there/were incapable of being responsible for your sorry drunk ass, I suppose I'd take charge and try to get you home - including paying for a cab if you were busted broke because you drank all your money away, or driving you home (if I hadn't been drinking).

Response by SPC(P) Jay Heenan made Feb 6 at 2015 11:10 PM

SPC(P) Jay Heenan — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 23:10:51 -0500

I was looking for the "fishing through your pockets, looking for enough cash to pay my tab" answer....

Response by PO2 Steven Erickson made Feb 6 at 2015 11:39 PM

PO2 Steven Erickson — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 23:39:23 -0500

Here ya go, SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member...

But I would see if you were OK, too.

Response by SSG Leonard Johnson made Feb 6 at 2015 11:44 PM

SSG Leonard Johnson — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 23:44:23 -0500

hahahhhhahahahaha

Response by TSgt Tim (lj) Littlejohn made Feb 7 at 2015 2:19 PM

TSgt Tim (lj) Littlejohn — Sat, 07 Feb 2015 14:19:24 -0500

Turn your face to the side make sure you breathing, and try to catch up!

Response by SGT Francis Wright made Feb 7 at 2015 3:23 PM

SGT Francis Wright — Sat, 07 Feb 2015 15:23:31 -0500

30 Years ago I'd say through you back in the fray, but it is a different time.

Response by Sgt Aaron Kennedy, MS made Feb 7 at 2015 3:26 PM

Sgt Aaron Kennedy, MS — Sat, 07 Feb 2015 15:26:33 -0500

I'd like to believe if I saw anyone face down, I'd check on them. That's what good people do.

Response by SFC Mark Merino made Feb 7 at 2015 3:31 PM

SFC Mark Merino — Sat, 07 Feb 2015 15:31:51 -0500

I had TOO many days like this. I was an alternate for the Jameson sponsored Olympics drinking team. I had to retire all together. I'd scoop you up and make sure you were safe at home.

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 7 at 2015 3:47 PM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 07 Feb 2015 15:47:33 -0500

I honestly do not like the choices you have given SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member.

I think an ambulance is sever, the other options are kind of ruthless. This also assumes that I could recognize you from the tiny picture on Rally Point. :)

I would try to ensure you made it to a safe place. As long as an ambulance was not needed.

Response by Capt Richard I P. made Feb 7 at 2015 4:02 PM

Capt Richard I P. — Sat, 07 Feb 2015 16:02:50 -0500

Locate threat, neutralize threat, check pulse.

Response by LCpl Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 7 at 2015 4:04 PM

LCpl Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 07 Feb 2015 16:04:19 -0500

Poor some beer on the back of your dome to get you conscious THEN buy you a round because you're clearly my kind of people.

Alternately, turn to the bartender "I'll have what the guy on the deck was drinking"

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 7 at 2015 4:16 PM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 07 Feb 2015 16:16:49 -0500

If make sure you were ok and get you home or to the ER depending on what was going on.

Response by A1C Brian Sprick made Feb 7 at 2015 5:19 PM

A1C Brian Sprick — Sat, 07 Feb 2015 17:19:31 -0500

I'm only going to assume that you aren't drunk yet and something bothers you. Most won't acknowledge their own problems, much less anyone else's. I would buy you a beer and continue to drink. If you wanted to talk about it, great. If not, then just shut up and drink.

Response by SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 7 at 2015 6:07 PM

SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 07 Feb 2015 18:07:45 -0500

Clearly all that responded are my kind of people...it it were you, I'd drag you to the middle of the dance floor (after I make sure you're breatheing n of course) and we would have a dance - off around you...filming it of course....I may need a favor later down the road.

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 7 at 2015 7:18 PM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 07 Feb 2015 19:18:25 -0500

I'd have my sharpie ready.

Edited: removed previous image as it contained a potentially offensive symbol

Response by MAJ David Vermillion made Feb 7 at 2015 7:54 PM

MAJ David Vermillion — Sat, 07 Feb 2015 19:54:42 -0500

Nobody really knows what they would do until they are confronted with the situation, but being concerned for someone who is in a harmful way I would like to think I would ask if there is a medical person available and if I couldn't help you, call an ambulance if necessary.

Response by A1C Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 7 at 2015 10:38 PM

A1C Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 07 Feb 2015 22:38:30 -0500

I'd make you unlock your phone and tell me who to call to get you home safely. Then make sure you got a ride where you needed to be. It's just the right thing to do. I don't know about anywhere else, but most bars in my home town the bartenders are quick to do that if you are alone.

Response by SGT Richard H. made Feb 8 at 2015 12:07 AM

SGT Richard H. — Sun, 08 Feb 2015 00:07:06 -0500

There's no choice for post pics of you on Facebook, so I'm abstaining from the vote.

Response by MSgt Keith Hebert made Feb 8 at 2015 10:58 AM

MSgt Keith Hebert — Sun, 08 Feb 2015 10:58:33 -0500

Wake you up or try. Then hail a cab, and ride with you the the house throw you inside.
Leave you a note then go back to the bar

Response by CPT Zachary Brooks made Mar 2 at 2015 9:35 PM

CPT Zachary Brooks — Mon, 02 Mar 2015 21:35:04 -0500

Damn, all those are good choices. I just don't think I can decide.

Why is "Laugh hysterically" not an option?

Response by Cpl Brian McFadden made Mar 2 at 2015 9:45 PM

Cpl Brian McFadden — Mon, 02 Mar 2015 21:45:40 -0500

Fight whoever it was that did it until I joined you. Marines should always have another marines back