The Cell Phone Call At The Golf Clubhouse (Have you heard this one?)

Sgt Jay Jones — Sat, 30 May 2015 22:31:48 -0400

The phone call

Several men are in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
"Hello?"
"Honey, It's me."
"Sugar!"
"Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I'm at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500."
"Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much."
"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000!"
"Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! Before we hang up, something else..."
"What?"
"It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...well, I stopped by to see the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $650,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $620,000, OK?"
"Okay, sweetie. Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and asks aloud, "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

Response by Capt Seid Waddell made May 30 at 2015 10:32 PM

Capt Seid Waddell — Sat, 30 May 2015 22:32:35 -0400

An oldie but a goodie.

Response by CPT Ahmed Faried made May 30 at 2015 11:06 PM

CPT Ahmed Faried — Sat, 30 May 2015 23:06:10 -0400

hahahaha good one.

Response by Sgt Cody Dumont made May 30 at 2015 11:13 PM

Sgt Cody Dumont — Sat, 30 May 2015 23:13:30 -0400

Thank god it was not mine

Response by SPC Edward Tapper made May 31 at 2015 1:10 AM

SPC Edward Tapper — Sun, 31 May 2015 01:10:52 -0400

I love it, Sgt Jay Jones! Thanks for the laugh. Be blessed in all you do, brother!

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made May 31 at 2015 4:31 AM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 31 May 2015 04:31:58 -0400

Lol.

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made May 31 at 2015 8:01 AM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 31 May 2015 08:01:03 -0400

A classic. Love it.

Response by SPC Nancy Greene made Dec 30 at 2020 2:07 AM

SPC Nancy Greene — Wed, 30 Dec 2020 02:07:40 -0500

Absolutely Hilarious Sgt Jay Jones! I’m going to borrow it and change it from locker room at fitness center to locker room at the Country Club! The golfers will love it! (I’ll give you the credit!)

Response by CWO3 Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 30 at 2020 1:04 PM

CWO3 Private RallyPoint Member — Wed, 30 Dec 2020 13:04:44 -0500

Hilarious share.

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 30 at 2020 1:26 PM

LTC Private RallyPoint Member — Wed, 30 Dec 2020 13:26:35 -0500

Sgt Jay Jones … GOOD ONE... my wife laughed at it too!