The Cell Phone Call At The Golf Clubhouse (Have you heard this one?)

2015-05-30T22:31:48-04:00

The phone call

Several men are in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
"Hello?"
"Honey, It's me."
"Sugar!"
"Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I'm at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500."
"Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much."
"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000!"
"Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! Before we hang up, something else..."
"What?"
"It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...well, I stopped by to see the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $650,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $620,000, OK?"
"Okay, sweetie. Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and asks aloud, "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

Response by Capt Seid Waddell made May 30 at 2015 10:32 PM

2015-05-30T22:32:35-04:00

An oldie but a goodie.

Response by CPT Ahmed Faried made May 30 at 2015 11:06 PM

2015-05-30T23:06:10-04:00

hahahaha good one.

Response by Sgt Cody Dumont made May 30 at 2015 11:13 PM

2015-05-30T23:13:30-04:00

Thank god it was not mine

Response by SPC Edward Tapper made May 31 at 2015 1:10 AM

2015-05-31T01:10:52-04:00

I love it, Sgt Jay Jones! Thanks for the laugh. Be blessed in all you do, brother!

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made May 31 at 2015 4:31 AM

2015-05-31T04:31:58-04:00

Lol.

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made May 31 at 2015 8:01 AM

2015-05-31T08:01:03-04:00

A classic. Love it.

Response by SPC Nancy Greene made Dec 30 at 2020 2:07 AM

2020-12-30T02:07:40-05:00

Absolutely Hilarious Sgt Jay Jones! I’m going to borrow it and change it from locker room at fitness center to locker room at the Country Club! The golfers will love it! (I’ll give you the credit!)

Response by CWO3 Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 30 at 2020 1:04 PM

2020-12-30T13:04:44-05:00

Hilarious share.

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 30 at 2020 1:26 PM

2020-12-30T13:26:35-05:00

Sgt Jay Jones … GOOD ONE... my wife laughed at it too!