So, it is time for the weekly "what is wrong with this?"

1SG(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 20 Mar 2015 17:15:12 -0400

I actually post some of these for my own amusement, reading everyone's responses. Personally, I think a good throat punch to one of these jokers would me most appropriate. So, what's wrong with his uniform...and GO

Response by SSG Joseph Broswick made Mar 20 at 2015 5:17 PM

SSG Joseph Broswick — Fri, 20 Mar 2015 17:17:27 -0400

All of it is wrong. Makes me wanna punch kittens.

Kittens were not harmed while responding to this discussion.

Response by 1LT Nick Kidwell made Mar 20 at 2015 6:27 PM

1LT Nick Kidwell — Fri, 20 Mar 2015 18:27:58 -0400

What's wrong? He's wearing the uniform in any way shape or fashion. That's what's wrong.

Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 20 at 2015 6:30 PM

MAJ Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 20 Mar 2015 18:30:59 -0400

I like it. He has the maximum "flair" possible. ha! You ask me, he needs more flair.

Response by CSM Michael J. Uhlig made Mar 20 at 2015 6:33 PM

CSM Michael J. Uhlig — Fri, 20 Mar 2015 18:33:41 -0400

How are you going to wear that uniform to an Office Depot? Prices aren't the only thing that has fallen - every uniform standard has fallen....do you think he bought the SOCOM clip-on tie on aisle 17?

Response by CPT Chris Loomis made Mar 20 at 2015 6:41 PM

CPT Chris Loomis — Fri, 20 Mar 2015 18:41:20 -0400

The tie tac makes the whole ensemble....

Response by Sgt David G Duchesneau made Mar 20 at 2015 6:52 PM

Sgt David G Duchesneau — Fri, 20 Mar 2015 18:52:35 -0400

He's a sad sack of shit, that's for sure!

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 20 at 2015 7:02 PM

SPC Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 20 Mar 2015 19:02:31 -0400

I think a better question would be what did he get right?
Seriously, can no one Google this stuff?
I understand jacking up the uniform in eighties and nineties when there weren't 47 websites devoted to general military knowledge and Google image search, but now?

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 20 at 2015 7:08 PM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 20 Mar 2015 19:08:14 -0400

Besides that out of reg moustache, how about that name tag, what is the red rope, aww, I'm done!

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 20 at 2015 9:53 PM

CPT Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 20 Mar 2015 21:53:29 -0400

Normally, I shake my head and get irritated. But this...just makes me laugh.

I always wonder exactly what would I say if I ran into someone like this.

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 20 at 2015 10:00 PM

1SG Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 20 Mar 2015 22:00:21 -0400

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT THE DISKS WRONG!

But the mustache... he makes it work.

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 21 at 2015 1:54 AM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 21 Mar 2015 01:54:06 -0400

Absolutely nothing. He's good to go.

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 21 at 2015 3:53 AM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 21 Mar 2015 03:53:27 -0400

Too many to list. But at least he got the French Fouregge (spelling) correct.

Response by GySgt David Andrews made Mar 21 at 2015 2:09 PM

GySgt David Andrews — Sat, 21 Mar 2015 14:09:14 -0400

Looking at the picture you would have to start at the top and work your way down. There are so many errors and mistakes of AR-670-1 it's disgusting! Someone needs to rip off every bit of the front of that uniform and burn it!

Response by SPC Elijah J. Henry, MBA made Mar 21 at 2015 2:26 PM

SPC Elijah J. Henry, MBA — Sat, 21 Mar 2015 14:26:12 -0400

1SG(P) Private RallyPoint Member, this guy couldn't even *spell* AR 670-1.

Response by 1SG Harold Piet made Mar 21 at 2015 8:41 PM

1SG Harold Piet — Sat, 21 Mar 2015 20:41:20 -0400

everything

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 22 at 2015 6:58 AM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 22 Mar 2015 06:58:30 -0400

Everything…

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 22 at 2015 7:00 AM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 22 Mar 2015 07:00:04 -0400

He doesn't have his Football Bat Badge on there.

Response by LTC Jeffrey Stephens made Mar 22 at 2015 7:06 AM

LTC Jeffrey Stephens — Sun, 22 Mar 2015 07:06:32 -0400

Caption "Look what I got at the Army Surplus Store...they had a 2 for 1 sale"

Really, just sad if he earned any of the medals...please read the AR before assembly...just follow the AR.

Response by SPC Joseph F Dolloff made Mar 22 at 2015 8:20 AM

SPC Joseph F Dolloff — Sun, 22 Mar 2015 08:20:04 -0400

Maybe he should have used Pinterest?

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 22 at 2015 11:28 AM

LTC Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 22 Mar 2015 11:28:48 -0400

There just isn't enough time in the day to explain what is wrong...

Response by SPC(P) Jay Heenan made Mar 22 at 2015 12:51 PM

SPC(P) Jay Heenan — Sun, 22 Mar 2015 12:51:51 -0400

I don't have enough time and looking at this douche makes my head hurt!

Response by CPT Aaron Kletzing made Mar 22 at 2015 1:52 PM

CPT Aaron Kletzing — Sun, 22 Mar 2015 13:52:56 -0400

He is wearing his cover indoors. Everything else seems legit. ;-)

Response by LTC Michael Ennabe made Mar 22 at 2015 2:12 PM

LTC Michael Ennabe — Sun, 22 Mar 2015 14:12:35 -0400

Wearing headgear indoors = could be armed. Leave that man alone.

Response by SSG Selwyn Bodley made Mar 22 at 2015 2:29 PM

SSG Selwyn Bodley — Sun, 22 Mar 2015 14:29:49 -0400

Looks like a fine young outstanding soldier!! Recommend promotion !!

Response by TSgt Tim (lj) Littlejohn made Mar 22 at 2015 7:00 PM

TSgt Tim (lj) Littlejohn — Sun, 22 Mar 2015 19:00:54 -0400

more like what's right.

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 22 at 2015 9:31 PM

SPC Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 22 Mar 2015 21:31:14 -0400

GIVE THIS MAN AN ARCOM

Response by COL Thomas F. made Mar 23 at 2015 12:31 AM

COL Thomas F. — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 00:31:08 -0400

Question should be revised to "what did he do right"? Well, at least the jacket is green.

Response by SGT Tyler G. made Mar 23 at 2015 3:38 AM

SGT Tyler G. — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 03:38:10 -0400

Wearing both ribbons and medals on the same uniform. The CIB replaces the knife (which is on the wrong side anyways). I don't even know what that cord on the right is doing. There is something on his tie. The branch insignia and U.S. on the collars appear to not be spaced properly. His ribbons should really be staggered with that many (I'm not going to even try to tell if they're in the right order of precedence). His name should be on the pocket, not above it. Is he wearing two airborne wings? Both on the wrong side? His marksmanship badge is on the wrong pocket. There's more, but I think that's enough.

Response by SGT Ben Keen made Mar 23 at 2015 9:42 AM

SGT Ben Keen — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 09:42:08 -0400

And again it's for my weekly "Why are we wasting our time with this" comment.

This guy has been featured all over the internet as a known case of Stolen Valor. A PV1 in White Cycle can point out what is wrong with this guy. What good, if any, does this do for us here other than for people to point out obvious issues with this piece of crap who got his stuff from Ranger's Joe?

Response by SPC Jan Allbright, M.Sc., R.S. made Mar 23 at 2015 11:08 AM

SPC Jan Allbright, M.Sc., R.S. — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 11:08:38 -0400

Is that a Combat Musicians Badge on the right chest?

Response by SSG Rob Cline made Mar 23 at 2015 12:17 PM

SSG Rob Cline — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 12:17:53 -0400

Response by SFC Ronnie Seaton Jr made Mar 23 at 2015 12:20 PM

SFC Ronnie Seaton Jr — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 12:20:34 -0400

I think we can fit a set of foreign jump wings on there some where.

Response by SGM Mikel Dawson made Mar 23 at 2015 12:50 PM

SGM Mikel Dawson — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 12:50:18 -0400

I see no Drill Sergeant badge, no officer rank, needs a couple more stars on the CIB, no infantry cord or blue backs, and the name tag starts with an "A"

Response by CW5 Sam R. Baker made Mar 23 at 2015 1:00 PM

CW5 Sam R. Baker — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 13:00:36 -0400

Looks like he spent a ton of money on all that stuff, I really don't like buying anything else for my uniform, heck I have to get a double bronze oak cluster and don't want to, enough already! His bank account must be low or he really does some serious garage sale shopping. The duffleblog about recognizing almost served comes to mind this morning.

Response by SSG Jeffrey Spencer made Mar 23 at 2015 1:17 PM

SSG Jeffrey Spencer — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 13:17:34 -0400

How over the top can one get?

Response by SGT Bryon Sergent made Mar 23 at 2015 3:21 PM

SGT Bryon Sergent — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 15:21:13 -0400

Better question. "What is Right"? SOUP SANDWHICH!

Response by CPL Jesse Vasconcelos made Mar 25 at 2015 10:24 PM

CPL Jesse Vasconcelos — Wed, 25 Mar 2015 22:24:08 -0400

Shopping without his discount card? I can't really tell. But wanted to comment before I read the other comments and cheated.

Response by LT Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 25 at 2015 10:29 PM

LT Private RallyPoint Member — Wed, 25 Mar 2015 22:29:55 -0400

I guess he ran out of room for this one...

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 25 at 2015 10:38 PM

MSG Private RallyPoint Member — Wed, 25 Mar 2015 22:38:20 -0400

Why don't I ever get to see these guys? Darn- it would just make my day! Up one side and down the other......

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 26 at 2015 5:39 PM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 26 Mar 2015 17:39:42 -0400

For Sale: Ribbons and decorations, cheap!!

Response by SPC William Danielson made Mar 26 at 2015 8:14 PM

SPC William Danielson — Thu, 26 Mar 2015 20:14:11 -0400

I never wear my whole uniform as it would never fit now. The only thing i do is my bdu hat and my field jacket minus any unit patches.

Response by 1SG(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 30 at 2015 11:18 PM

1SG(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 30 Mar 2015 23:18:56 -0400

I don't even know what to say about this one. Drugs maybe?