Quick! Gun show or bacon?

2015-03-04T10:51:45-05:00

Okay, I have been posting some relatively serious topics lately so this one is to show the fun side. So where does your heart truly lie?! (Since this is meant to be a fun survey I apologize in advance if anyone is offended!)

Response by CW2 Eric Scott made Mar 4 at 2015 10:55 AM

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Gun show. It's almost bikini season.

Response by Cpl Bo Dronet made Mar 4 at 2015 11:08 AM

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I'm just going to have to go left. As hard as it may be.

Response by LTC Paul Labrador made Mar 4 at 2015 11:09 AM

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Oh the quandry......

Response by CMSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 4 at 2015 11:15 AM

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I always have bacon in my pocket, so I would pivot left smartly.

Response by SGT Jim Z. made Mar 4 at 2015 11:18 AM

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Bacon first nothing worse than looking at guns on an empty stomach and the smell of bacon in the air.

Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 4 at 2015 11:20 AM

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Simple...if you could only choose one.........

If you plan on only going to look at firearms, but aren't actively purchasing a firearm that day...you go eat bacon (free bacon screams liberty).

If you are planning on purchasing that day, you go left, then head home and fry up some freedom bacon....any true freedom loving American will have stash of bacon in their fridge.

If you can go to both....
Gun Show then Bacon. You will need bacon to recharge your Patriotism batteries after you stroll aisles of firearms for hours.

Response by MSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 4 at 2015 11:20 AM

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This is where my husband and I work as a team! One goes to get the bacon while the other gets tickets to the gun show and we eat the bacon while in the gun show!

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 4 at 2015 11:23 AM

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. . . Bacon.

Response by SSG Gerhard S. made Mar 4 at 2015 11:29 AM

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Bacon first, ....get it while it's hot, then gun show....

Response by Maj Chris Nelson made Mar 4 at 2015 11:40 AM

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Go to bacon fest and pick up bacon to go...then go to the gun show with carry out bacon.

Response by SPC David Shaffer made Mar 4 at 2015 1:09 PM

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I would get the bacon, go to the show, and then go back for more bacon!

Response by 1LT Nick Kidwell made Mar 4 at 2015 1:52 PM

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Gun show. Because I already had some bacon for breakfast.

Response by PV2 Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 4 at 2015 2:10 PM

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I would have to curl up in a ball and cry because that is too hard of a choice for me!

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 4 at 2015 2:59 PM

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If you go to the gun show first, there will be no money for Bacon. If you go to the Bacon Fest first, you should still have money for the gun show.

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 4 at 2015 3:23 PM

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Is the bacon fest free?

Response by Cpl Mark McMiller made Mar 4 at 2015 5:13 PM

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I think the gun show should be to the right. Because when it comes to guns, I will never go left.

Response by Capt Richard I P. made Mar 5 at 2015 11:53 AM

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Guns bring the bacon.

Response by COL Jean (John) F. B. made Mar 5 at 2015 11:55 AM

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Got to get my gun to go to the Bacon Fest...

Response by PO1 Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 5 at 2015 11:56 AM

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I would curl up into a ball and cry....if there was only enough time left for one of these! Either way my heart is breaking!

Response by TSgt Joshua Copeland made Mar 5 at 2015 12:05 PM

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Both?

Response by TSgt Joshua Copeland made Mar 5 at 2015 12:09 PM

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CMSgt Private RallyPoint Member do you keep tactical bacon in your pocket because your at SOCOM?

Response by SPC Elijah J. Henry, MBA made Mar 5 at 2015 12:12 PM

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Go to the gun show, and hope that somebody's selling tactical bacon.

Response by SGT Francis Wright made Mar 5 at 2015 12:16 PM

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Get bacon, no need to look at guns on a empty stomach.

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 5 at 2015 12:19 PM

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Bacon bacon bacon bacon.. Mmmmm bacon!

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 5 at 2015 12:20 PM

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Its a loop. Gun first to protect my bacon.

Response by PO2 Steven Erickson made Mar 5 at 2015 12:55 PM

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[Left to the "fun" show...then bacon!]

I am of the firm belief that there will always be bacon. Some of those guns won't be around if I stop for bacon...

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 5 at 2015 2:03 PM

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cuz BACON!

Response by Cpl Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 5 at 2015 3:46 PM

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This is just cruel and unjust.... did you work at Gauntanamo Bay?

Response by SCPO Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 5 at 2015 4:32 PM

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Bacon first, everyone knows you should never go shopping on an empty stomach!

Response by TSgt David Holman made Mar 5 at 2015 4:59 PM

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Grab the bacon first... no one likes buying things on an empty stomach

Response by SPC Danny Cannon made Mar 5 at 2015 5:22 PM

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It would only sadden me to be forced to choose.
I was taught never to shop on an empty stomach, therefore I'd feel obliged to go right and then left.

Great survey!

Response by SSgt Thomas A Tullis Jr made Mar 5 at 2015 5:49 PM

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Need weapon to get BACON! Can't hunt wild swine without a weapon.

Response by PO2 David Hagwood made Mar 5 at 2015 8:18 PM

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Option 2. I'm so glad that was an option, I was going to type something just like that.

Response by SGT Tyler G. made Mar 5 at 2015 8:49 PM

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Is there even a choice? Bacon always. Bacon forever. Bacon.

Response by SGT Patrick James made Mar 5 at 2015 9:26 PM

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Go eat some BACON and then go git a new gun!!! ;) Problem solved.. BACON RULES!!!

Response by GySgt Joe Strong made Mar 7 at 2015 5:31 PM

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They might short on the Bacon, unless I've got $$$ in my pocket and prior intell on a specific gun I want, the guns will still be there.

Response by SP5 Andy G. made Mar 8 at 2015 1:59 AM

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Finger food.

Bacon wrapped Glocks. Doesn't everyone love bacon ... and Glocks?

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 12 at 2015 8:38 AM

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Why not both?

When He Started Wrapping Bacon Around an M-16, I Thought He Was Crazy. Then He Began Shooting...

"So much America right now."

Response by Cpl Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 12 at 2015 10:21 AM

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Actually both. Every gun show I attend has some food vendors and bacon is always available on a burger.

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 12 at 2015 10:35 AM

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Crap. Now what do I do?

Response by SPC Elijah J. Henry, MBA made Mar 13 at 2015 12:22 PM

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Then there's this: http://controversialtimes.com/issues/constitutional-rights/how-to-cook-bacon-using-automatic-weapons-and-suppressors-video/

How to Cook Bacon Using Automatic Weapons and Suppressors [VIDEO]

Bacon. Suppressors. Automatic Weapons. These are a few of my favorite things. In what maybe the most American video ever posted to YouTube, Top Shot Season 3 champion Dustin Ellerman managed to combine all three and prevent trichinosis all in one awesome video According to the description

Response by PO1 Kyle Crippen made Mar 18 at 2015 11:58 AM

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Gun show first always. The bacon smell will keep you from staying TO long at the gun show.

Response by SPC David S. made Mar 18 at 2015 3:20 PM

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I can't go to a gun show hungry. There's no telling what rash decision I might make especially with the smell of bacon wafting in the air. I might end up coming home with 5 shotguns.

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 18 at 2015 3:51 PM

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Is there a starve to death in front of the sign option?

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 18 at 2015 3:52 PM

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Such an unfair question. But, if the options are allowable, I will go right to get my fill on the bacon and THEN go to the gun show

Response by PO1 Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 20 at 2015 10:35 AM

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Please don't mind this BACON SALAD while you are trying to determine....lol

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 20 at 2015 11:21 AM

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Go fetch bacon first, then go to the gun show. You can eat the bacon at the gun show, but you can't check out guns at the bacon fest. It's simply better time management.

Response by SSG Gerhard S. made Mar 20 at 2015 11:37 AM

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The most difficult question on RallyPoint, past or present!

Response by PO2 Donna McIntosh made Mar 20 at 2015 11:42 AM

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bacon always!

Response by SGT John Wesley made Mar 20 at 2015 12:09 PM

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Bacon wrapped Gun!

Response by SPC Jan Allbright, M.Sc., R.S. made Mar 27 at 2015 9:40 AM

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PO1 Private RallyPoint Member Now that ain't even fair!

Response by SGT Richard H. made Mar 27 at 2015 11:19 AM

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Left to the gun show...then bacon. Don't want greasy fingers when handling the firearms.

Response by Cpl Brett Wagner made Mar 27 at 2015 3:55 PM

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I hate to say I would ever go "left" but in this case I have to go left first then to the bacon.

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 7 at 2015 6:27 PM

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What kind of world is it that we live in where a gun show and a bacon fest cannot be held in the same room and under the same roof?!? It is a travesty!

Response by Capt Private RallyPoint Member made Jun 10 at 2016 9:10 AM

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Got to get the bacon first and take some to eat while browsing the gun show.