Lockheed Martin Sales Staff Instructed To Really Push Tactical Air-To-Surface Missiles This Week

Sgt Aaron Kennedy, MS — Mon, 07 Sep 2015 17:38:22 -0400

http://www.theonion.com/article/lockheed-martin-sales-staff-instructed-really-push-51236

BETHESDA, MD—In an effort to make a dent in the arms manufacturer’s excess inventory, members of the Lockheed Martin sales team were reportedly instructed during their staff meeting earlier this week to really push the company’s supply of tactical air-to-surface missiles.

Response by SN Greg Wright made Sep 7 at 2015 5:56 PM

SN Greg Wright — Mon, 07 Sep 2015 17:56:30 -0400

*Scratches his head* What, they treat it just like a normal sale item? Lol!

(Edit: Doh. Onion Alert!)

Response by SGT Jerrold Pesz made Sep 7 at 2015 6:42 PM

SGT Jerrold Pesz — Mon, 07 Sep 2015 18:42:03 -0400

Air-to-surface won't do me any good since I don't have a plane. I had rather have some nice surface-to-air or surface-to-surface missiles if the price is right.