Sgt Aaron Kennedy, MS 948333 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div><a target="_blank" href="http://www.theonion.com/article/lockheed-martin-sales-staff-instructed-really-push-51236">http://www.theonion.com/article/lockheed-martin-sales-staff-instructed-really-push-51236</a> <div class="pta-link-card answers-template-image type-default"> <div class="pta-link-card-picture"> <img src="https://d26horl2n8pviu.cloudfront.net/link_data_pictures/images/000/021/549/qrc/1200.jpg?1443053832"> </div> <div class="pta-link-card-content"> <p class="pta-link-card-title"> <a target="blank" href="http://www.theonion.com/article/lockheed-martin-sales-staff-instructed-really-push-51236">Lockheed Martin Sales Staff Instructed To Really Push Tactical Air-To-Surface Missiles This Week</a> </p> <p class="pta-link-card-description">BETHESDA, MD—In an effort to make a dent in the arms manufacturer’s excess inventory, members of the Lockheed Martin sales team were reportedly instructed during their staff meeting earlier this week to really push the company’s supply of tactical air-to-surface missiles.</p> </div> <div class="clearfix"></div> </div> 2015-09-07T17:38:22-04:00 Sgt Aaron Kennedy, MS 948333

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div><a target="_blank" href="http://www.theonion.com/article/lockheed-martin-sales-staff-instructed-really-push-51236">http://www.theonion.com/article/lockheed-martin-sales-staff-instructed-really-push-51236</a> <div class="pta-link-card answers-template-image type-default"> <div class="pta-link-card-picture"> <img src="https://d26horl2n8pviu.cloudfront.net/link_data_pictures/images/000/021/549/qrc/1200.jpg?1443053832"> </div> <div class="pta-link-card-content"> <p class="pta-link-card-title"> <a target="blank" href="http://www.theonion.com/article/lockheed-martin-sales-staff-instructed-really-push-51236">Lockheed Martin Sales Staff Instructed To Really Push Tactical Air-To-Surface Missiles This Week</a> </p> <p class="pta-link-card-description">BETHESDA, MD—In an effort to make a dent in the arms manufacturer’s excess inventory, members of the Lockheed Martin sales team were reportedly instructed during their staff meeting earlier this week to really push the company’s supply of tactical air-to-surface missiles.</p> </div> <div class="clearfix"></div> </div>

2015-09-07T17:38:22-04:00 2015-09-07T17:38:22-04:00 SN Greg Wright 948356

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>*Scratches his head* What, they treat it just like a normal sale item? Lol!<br /><br />(Edit: Doh. Onion Alert!)

2015-09-07T17:56:30-04:00 2015-09-07T17:56:30-04:00 SGT Jerrold Pesz 948440

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Air-to-surface won't do me any good since I don't have a plane. I had rather have some nice surface-to-air or surface-to-surface missiles if the price is right.

2015-09-07T18:42:03-04:00 2015-09-07T18:42:03-04:00 2015-09-07T17:38:22-04:00