SFC Vernon McNabb 1351884 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Funny answers are welcome here. Be prepared to answer questions as to why you think the military needs your new job. If you could create a job in the military, what would you come up with, and why? 2016-03-03T16:38:09-05:00 SFC Vernon McNabb 1351884 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Funny answers are welcome here. Be prepared to answer questions as to why you think the military needs your new job. If you could create a job in the military, what would you come up with, and why? 2016-03-03T16:38:09-05:00 2016-03-03T16:38:09-05:00 SFC Vernon McNabb 1351891 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I'll start this off with my suggestion.<br /> UAV Door Gunner. Response by SFC Vernon McNabb made Mar 3 at 2016 4:39 PM 2016-03-03T16:39:25-05:00 2016-03-03T16:39:25-05:00 CPT Pedro Meza 1351900 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Elbow grease finance officer. Response by CPT Pedro Meza made Mar 3 at 2016 4:43 PM 2016-03-03T16:43:58-05:00 2016-03-03T16:43:58-05:00 Sgt David G Duchesneau 1351915 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Cleaning out the Shit House! If anyone was in Vietnam, you know exactly what I mean. Talk about a real shitty job! I was fortunate enough to be always in the field . Well, maybe I was? Response by Sgt David G Duchesneau made Mar 3 at 2016 4:48 PM 2016-03-03T16:48:38-05:00 2016-03-03T16:48:38-05:00 SGT Kristin Wiley 1351929 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Personalized masseurs for every platoon!!! Response by SGT Kristin Wiley made Mar 3 at 2016 4:53 PM 2016-03-03T16:53:09-05:00 2016-03-03T16:53:09-05:00 MAJ Private RallyPoint Member 1351935 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Uniform Adjustment Decider. Special Operations units have distinguishing headgear. When the 75th Inf Ranger unit lost the black beret, suggestion was were pile caps cold or hot weather. UAD determines ear flaps up or ear flaps down. Classification: NONSENSE.<br />Messkit repairmen,assigned to 244th (MR) QM Co. Cover name for (?) classified unit. Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 3 at 2016 4:54 PM 2016-03-03T16:54:30-05:00 2016-03-03T16:54:30-05:00 A1C Private RallyPoint Member 1351947 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Common Sense Officer...to fix all the dumb shit. Response by A1C Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 3 at 2016 4:59 PM 2016-03-03T16:59:37-05:00 2016-03-03T16:59:37-05:00 MAJ Ken Landgren 1351955 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>A Synergy Cell with the primary focus on: The human condition and wants, host military and governments, enemy, conventional and special forces, enemy capabilities and tactics, US military and non military assistance. Historic examples. In order to write a campaign plan.<br /><br />I did not know this was going to be a light hearted conversation. Artistic Officer, Technical Merits Officer, and Difficulty Officer for bikini cladded individuals doing the slip and slide at Annual Training. Response by MAJ Ken Landgren made Mar 3 at 2016 5:02 PM 2016-03-03T17:02:42-05:00 2016-03-03T17:02:42-05:00 MSG Private RallyPoint Member 1351980 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>PRC-E8 fluid operator/maintainer Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 3 at 2016 5:10 PM 2016-03-03T17:10:09-05:00 2016-03-03T17:10:09-05:00 MSG Private RallyPoint Member 1352000 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Fourth Point Extraction Specialist. To help pull the heads out of peoples *sses. Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 3 at 2016 5:16 PM 2016-03-03T17:16:22-05:00 2016-03-03T17:16:22-05:00 SPC(P) Jay Heenan 1352013 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I propose the 1AK (Anti-F#ckery) series. There is a lot of f#ckery that goes on in the military and someone needs to be in charge of squashing it! Response by SPC(P) Jay Heenan made Mar 3 at 2016 5:19 PM 2016-03-03T17:19:40-05:00 2016-03-03T17:19:40-05:00 PO3 Steven Sherrill 1352029 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div><a class="dark-link bold-link" role="profile-hover" data-qtip-container="body" data-id="40967" data-source-page-controller="question_response_contents" href="/profiles/40967-sfc-vernon-mcnabb">SFC Vernon McNabb</a> I am going to submit the corollary position to <a class="dark-link bold-link" role="profile-hover" data-qtip-container="body" data-id="632898" data-source-page-controller="question_response_contents" href="/profiles/632898-31131h-apprentice-defense-missile-guidance-mechanic">A1C Private RallyPoint Member</a> Common Sense Officer. That would be Bartender of the watch. After dealing with the dumb shit all day the Common Sense Officer would report to the Bartender of the Watch for two shots of whiskey, and a venting/debriefing to insure that the Common Sense Officer is able to stay on an even keel. Response by PO3 Steven Sherrill made Mar 3 at 2016 5:23 PM 2016-03-03T17:23:48-05:00 2016-03-03T17:23:48-05:00 SSG Private RallyPoint Member 1352068 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Hurt feelings report specialist and coordinator - distributes and coordinates with units about the distribution of the hurt feelings report, how to fill it out, and where to place paperwork. Then proceeds to coordinate with chaplains on who's feelings hurt worse to determine who deserves to be in front of the line. <br />Probably the best "new MOS" ever....not Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 3 at 2016 5:37 PM 2016-03-03T17:37:54-05:00 2016-03-03T17:37:54-05:00 SSG Private RallyPoint Member 1352076 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Oh, and the "over head panel cleansing specialist". A specialized unit of dirt bag specialists who are trained in the art of cleaning: ceiling tiles, air vents, fans, and anything else of importance concerning the ceiling. Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 3 at 2016 5:40 PM 2016-03-03T17:40:05-05:00 2016-03-03T17:40:05-05:00 1SG Private RallyPoint Member 1352080 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I think a planning/ops identifier needs to be created. This should have formal military instruction involved with battle staff as a potential additional requirement for higher levels. The -3 shop is important for the military and unit in-house training may not be sufficient, especially for the part-time Army. Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 3 at 2016 5:41 PM 2016-03-03T17:41:19-05:00 2016-03-03T17:41:19-05:00 Capt Mark Strobl 1352115 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div><a class="dark-link bold-link" role="profile-hover" data-qtip-container="body" data-id="40967" data-source-page-controller="question_response_contents" href="/profiles/40967-sfc-vernon-mcnabb">SFC Vernon McNabb</a> - I propose creation of Supplemental Human Integration Technician. They would two responsibilities: 1.) Oversee coordination &amp; development of joint-operation acronyms; 2.) Walk around correcting service members. So they don't have to report to anyone, it'd have to be a Chief Warrant Officer billet. Response by Capt Mark Strobl made Mar 3 at 2016 5:55 PM 2016-03-03T17:55:57-05:00 2016-03-03T17:55:57-05:00 PO3 Steven Sherrill 1352121 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>E-4 Mafia Liaison Officer. Response by PO3 Steven Sherrill made Mar 3 at 2016 5:58 PM 2016-03-03T17:58:17-05:00 2016-03-03T17:58:17-05:00 SGT Roberto Mendoza-Diaz 1352200 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Chem-Light Technician Response by SGT Roberto Mendoza-Diaz made Mar 3 at 2016 6:34 PM 2016-03-03T18:34:46-05:00 2016-03-03T18:34:46-05:00 TSgt Melissa Post 1352341 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>The bull-s#!t shoveler. The person. Who wades through the crap given and tells the real reasons, and cuts to the chase. Only given to those who can hack the job. Response by TSgt Melissa Post made Mar 3 at 2016 7:23 PM 2016-03-03T19:23:46-05:00 2016-03-03T19:23:46-05:00 SSG Private RallyPoint Member 1352722 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>*WARNING* SATIRE AND INFANTRY HUMOR *WARNING*<br />In Iraq, we often joked that it would be awesome if the Corps would allow men and women to enlist as, basically, shores. You would be promoted through special boards (giggity) and we came up with all sorts of rules. One rule was that the higher your rank, the more often you were allowed to utilize this new MOS in the comfort of your own tent. <br />Obviously a huge joke, but it went on for the entire deployment and I bet we had a 100 page regulation book ready to go, complete with PME and regulations. Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 3 at 2016 9:39 PM 2016-03-03T21:39:09-05:00 2016-03-03T21:39:09-05:00 SN Greg Wright 1352989 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Enlisted Advisor to the President, who&#39;s sole purpose would be to tell him when he&#39;s being a dumbass, as it relates to the military. The job would come with immunity from presidential ire. Response by SN Greg Wright made Mar 3 at 2016 11:24 PM 2016-03-03T23:24:39-05:00 2016-03-03T23:24:39-05:00 SGT(P) Private RallyPoint Member 1353183 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>An actual full time fitness instructor that is assigned at the Company level, whose sole job is to maintain unit and personal physical readiness. It's a joke that they have an MOS for a guy that can play the clarinet but don't have one to make sure that people are maximizing their physical potential. Response by SGT(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 4 at 2016 2:08 AM 2016-03-04T02:08:49-05:00 2016-03-04T02:08:49-05:00 SrA Matthew Knight 1353189 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Air Force Storm Chasing Service<br /><br />The Air Force already has Hurricane Hunters for research purposes. I would personally volunteer as tribute for a ground based tornado chasing service as well for &quot;research&quot;. Could mount weather equipment on an MRAP and be good to go. Hell, I&#39;ll even drive the thing into severe weather, I&#39;m not scared. Could give the weather community great info and data for research and it would be fun as hell. Response by SrA Matthew Knight made Mar 4 at 2016 2:12 AM 2016-03-04T02:12:46-05:00 2016-03-04T02:12:46-05:00 CPT Private RallyPoint Member 1375215 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Police call and range-cleanup specialist. <br />Trained and proficient in picking up spent brass, sorting live and spent ammo, recycling trash and removing waste.<br />Police call and range clean-up specialists can make your army a more beautiful place! Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 12 at 2016 6:19 PM 2016-03-12T18:19:37-05:00 2016-03-12T18:19:37-05:00 SFC Casey O'Mally 8104979 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Commanding General Lower Enlisted Liaison.<br />A 2-star gets a SPC, 3-star and 4-stars get a SGT.<br /><br />This person is a supplement to the CSM as an advisor on enlisted matters. But they give the ground truth of how the Joes will REALLY react to any policy decision.<br /><br />To maintain proficiency, Soldiers selected for this position will serve a maximum of one year in the position, and must serve in a tactical (i.e. line) unit position for a minimum of one year between stints. Response by SFC Casey O'Mally made Jan 28 at 2023 8:48 AM 2023-01-28T08:48:30-05:00 2023-01-28T08:48:30-05:00 2016-03-03T16:38:09-05:00