SSG Robin Rushlo197475<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN ...<br />- You answer the door before people knock. - Juan Valdez has named his donkey after you. - You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit. - You spend your vacations visiting "Maxwell House" - You ski uphill. - You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. - You can type sixty words per minute with your feet. - You speed walk in your sleep. - The Nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. - You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. - You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. - You sleep with your eyes open. - You have to watch videos in fast-forward. - You're the employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don't even work there. - You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. - The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. - Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house. - Instant coffee takes too long. - You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. - You help your dog chase its tail. - You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson. - Your first-aid kit contains 2-pints of coffee with an I-V hookup. - You short out motion detectors. - You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. - You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation." - You lick your coffee pot clean. - Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. - You chew on other people's fingernails. - All your kids are named "Joe" - Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low" - You buy 1/2 and 1/2 by the barrel. - You can jump-start your car without cables. - You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. - You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. - You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. - When you find a penny, you say, "Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three more, I'll have a cup." - When someone asks, "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop." - Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. - You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee. - You named your cats "Cream" and "Sugar" - Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position. - You can't even remember your second cup. - You soak your dentures in coffee overnight. - Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London. - You can outlast the Energizer bunny.How do you know when you had TOO MUCH COFFEE?2014-08-08T09:38:51-04:00SSG Robin Rushlo197475<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN ...<br />- You answer the door before people knock. - Juan Valdez has named his donkey after you. - You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit. - You spend your vacations visiting "Maxwell House" - You ski uphill. - You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. - You can type sixty words per minute with your feet. - You speed walk in your sleep. - The Nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. - You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. - You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. - You sleep with your eyes open. - You have to watch videos in fast-forward. - You're the employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don't even work there. - You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. - The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. - Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house. - Instant coffee takes too long. - You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. - You help your dog chase its tail. - You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson. - Your first-aid kit contains 2-pints of coffee with an I-V hookup. - You short out motion detectors. - You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. - You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation." - You lick your coffee pot clean. - Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. - You chew on other people's fingernails. - All your kids are named "Joe" - Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low" - You buy 1/2 and 1/2 by the barrel. - You can jump-start your car without cables. - You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. - You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. - You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. - When you find a penny, you say, "Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three more, I'll have a cup." - When someone asks, "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop." - Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. - You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee. - You named your cats "Cream" and "Sugar" - Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position. - You can't even remember your second cup. - You soak your dentures in coffee overnight. - Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London. - You can outlast the Energizer bunny.How do you know when you had TOO MUCH COFFEE?2014-08-08T09:38:51-04:002014-08-08T09:38:51-04:00SFC Private RallyPoint Member197482<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>When you go to work, get half-way there and realize you forgot your car.Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 8 at 2014 9:43 AM2014-08-08T09:43:46-04:002014-08-08T09:43:46-04:00SSG Robin Rushlo197483<div class="images-v2-count-1"><div class="content-picture image-v2-number-1" id="image-6739"> <div class="social_icons social-buttons-on-image">
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<a class="fancybox" rel="bf9d6bfb5a3bd13a26d43523145965d1" href="https://d1ndsj6b8hkqu9.cloudfront.net/pictures/images/000/006/739/for_gallery_v2/marines.jpg"><img src="https://d1ndsj6b8hkqu9.cloudfront.net/pictures/images/000/006/739/large_v3/marines.jpg" alt="Marines" /></a></div></div>This has to ge with the aboveResponse by SSG Robin Rushlo made Aug 8 at 2014 9:44 AM2014-08-08T09:44:43-04:002014-08-08T09:44:43-04:00SFC William Swartz Jr197485<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Never has happened that I have had too much coffee so I know not of which you speak.... :-PResponse by SFC William Swartz Jr made Aug 8 at 2014 9:46 AM2014-08-08T09:46:28-04:002014-08-08T09:46:28-04:00LCpl Steve Wininger197560<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div><a class="dark-link bold-link" role="profile-hover" data-qtip-container="body" data-id="221026" data-source-page-controller="question_response_contents" href="/profiles/221026-ssg-robin-rushlo">SSG Robin Rushlo</a> All of the above. But I don't see a problem, I did not know there was such a thing as too much.Response by LCpl Steve Wininger made Aug 8 at 2014 12:20 PM2014-08-08T12:20:20-04:002014-08-08T12:20:20-04:00MSG Wade Huffman197589<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>These are ALL lies, myths and urban legends! Everyone knows there is NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH COFFEE!!!!!!Response by MSG Wade Huffman made Aug 8 at 2014 1:03 PM2014-08-08T13:03:12-04:002014-08-08T13:03:12-04:00LCpl Steve Wininger197597<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>So I go to orientation at my college yesterday. After leaving I stop by the local coffee palace. I ask the cashier if they are hiring, and proceeded to tell her working in this particular coffee place is my dream job. I also asked her if I could rent one of the booths to use as my dorm room.Response by LCpl Steve Wininger made Aug 8 at 2014 1:09 PM2014-08-08T13:09:28-04:002014-08-08T13:09:28-04:00SFC Robert Allen197624<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I going to join in the "There's no such thing" crowd. I was a TOC Toad for a lot of years, and nothing would ever get done if there wasn't a big urn of strong brown TOC Juice.Response by SFC Robert Allen made Aug 8 at 2014 1:35 PM2014-08-08T13:35:27-04:002014-08-08T13:35:27-04:00LTC Paul Labrador197800<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I get the shakes.Response by LTC Paul Labrador made Aug 8 at 2014 4:51 PM2014-08-08T16:51:06-04:002014-08-08T16:51:06-04:00SSG Eric Shuping197808<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>If you can thread a sewing machine when the needle's moving :)Response by SSG Eric Shuping made Aug 8 at 2014 4:59 PM2014-08-08T16:59:24-04:002014-08-08T16:59:24-04:00Cpl Terry Fowler198562<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Dont Drink the stuffResponse by Cpl Terry Fowler made Aug 9 at 2014 2:39 PM2014-08-09T14:39:21-04:002014-08-09T14:39:21-04:00SFC Mark Merino214077<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>No such animal. I'm hooked up to a coffee IV with a caffeine enema bag for the quick boost. I sweat caffeine.Response by SFC Mark Merino made Aug 23 at 2014 4:27 AM2014-08-23T04:27:37-04:002014-08-23T04:27:37-04:00CW5 Sam R. Baker245673<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>When the liquid leaving has the same aroma as that entering.Response by CW5 Sam R. Baker made Sep 17 at 2014 10:57 PM2014-09-17T22:57:38-04:002014-09-17T22:57:38-04:00CDR Kenneth Kaiser246729<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>When my hand is shaking so much I can't hold my cup...Response by CDR Kenneth Kaiser made Sep 18 at 2014 7:40 PM2014-09-18T19:40:02-04:002014-09-18T19:40:02-04:00MAJ Private RallyPoint Member321687<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>There's such a thing as too much coffee???Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 11 at 2014 7:43 AM2014-11-11T07:43:57-05:002014-11-11T07:43:57-05:00CW3 Private RallyPoint Member841323<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"You can outlast the Energizer bunny". Um, yeah, my wife's pipe dream.Response by CW3 Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 24 at 2015 3:04 PM2015-07-24T15:04:51-04:002015-07-24T15:04:51-04:00SFC Christopher Taggart2282998<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>When the caffeine become non-effective. I've drank coffee for years and I can still take a nap mid-morning or get into bed at bed time...no problems here. I just drink it for the taste.Response by SFC Christopher Taggart made Jan 25 at 2017 9:06 PM2017-01-25T21:06:26-05:002017-01-25T21:06:26-05:002014-08-08T09:38:51-04:00