Have you heard of a 'marry an Officer Workshop'?

CPT Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 06:57:52 -0400

someone in the Fort Riley area is offering workshops on how to Marry Army Officers.

Response by SCPO David Lockwood made Jul 2 at 2015 7:02 AM

SCPO David Lockwood — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 07:02:13 -0400

Now I've heard everything!

Response by Sgt Aaron Kennedy, MS made Jul 2 at 2015 7:11 AM

Sgt Aaron Kennedy, MS — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 07:11:08 -0400

I should hold "How to marry a LCpl Workshops" charge $50 a head.

Response by SSG Izzy Abbass made Jul 2 at 2015 7:11 AM

SSG Izzy Abbass — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 07:11:40 -0400

LOL. Just perfect to start the holiday weekend

Response by SGT William Howell made Jul 2 at 2015 7:14 AM

SGT William Howell — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 07:14:05 -0400

Shoot I can teach this class. It is the same for enlisted.
Step One: Become stripper.
Step Two: Have coitus with soldier.
Step Three: Tell said soldier you are pregnant.
Step Four: Get married before he realizes you are not pregnant.
Step Five: Tell solder you have had a miscarriage.

Five easy steps.

I also can teach, "How to wreck a soldiers career before you divorce him and leave him with nothing...In 5 easy steps."

Just let me know.

Response by CW3 Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 2 at 2015 7:18 AM

CW3 Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 07:18:37 -0400

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 2 at 2015 7:18 AM

CPT Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 07:18:56 -0400

I think it is a a neat scam. I am sure the guy or girl that set it up think they figured it out. I really hope they aren't married to an officer. But I think the ones that fall for something are the about as sharp as Jello. As an officer I really doubt this would work. We aren't the type to go about and marry quickly like a young 18 or 19 year old soldier.

Response by SrA Edward Vong made Jul 2 at 2015 8:16 AM

SrA Edward Vong — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 08:16:29 -0400

What if I wanted to marry a female officer?

Response by SSG (ret) William Martin made Jul 2 at 2015 8:21 AM

SSG (ret) William Martin — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 08:21:24 -0400

CPT Private RallyPoint Member, Its funny that you bring this up because when I left the Army in 2004 (came back in 2007) I was trying to find a cute female officer to marry. I found a few but it didn't work out.

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 2 at 2015 8:32 AM

MSG Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 08:32:15 -0400

my coffee is now all over the wall. Coffee out of the nose does not feel well. And I now weep for humanity after this. How can ANYONE be that clueless?

Response by COL Charles Williams made Jul 2 at 2015 8:47 AM

COL Charles Williams — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 08:47:10 -0400

Nice... CPT Private RallyPoint Member... Reminds me of the Movie Officer and Gentlemen, and/or the place I want OBC (BOLC)...

Response by CW5 Sam R. Baker made Jul 2 at 2015 8:47 AM

CW5 Sam R. Baker — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 08:47:26 -0400

Duffleblog like material and while it could be reality, it is a far stretch. Surely it has to be gender neutral as we have as many single female as make officers. I needed the smile this morning after PT. Thanks.

Response by SGT Ronald Minick made Jul 2 at 2015 8:58 AM

SGT Ronald Minick — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 08:58:15 -0400

What is this.......a circus?

Response by SSG James Doherty made Jul 2 at 2015 9:05 AM

SSG James Doherty — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 09:05:41 -0400

Does it come with a seminar on using your spouse's rank to command other spouses?

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 2 at 2015 9:20 AM

CPT Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 09:20:42 -0400

I'm guessing the workshop will be for marrying O-3 and above since all the LTs won't be able to find it...

Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 2 at 2015 10:16 AM

PFC Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 10:16:23 -0400

Warning: Joke in ill taste.

Be a foreigner. Korean, Australian, British, doesn't matter.

Response by PO1 John Miller made Jul 2 at 2015 10:37 AM

PO1 John Miller — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 10:37:03 -0400

As a retired enlisted man, and if I were single, would it be okay for me to marry an Officer or would that still be fraternization? :)

Response by SFC Rich Carey made Jul 2 at 2015 10:58 AM

SFC Rich Carey — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 10:58:36 -0400

It is for the money?

Response by SSgt Charles Edwards made Jul 2 at 2015 11:39 AM

SSgt Charles Edwards — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 11:39:38 -0400

Oh, that's the workshop right before the "Divorce My Cheating Dependent Spouse" workshop.

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 2 at 2015 11:54 AM

LTC Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 11:54:42 -0400

wow, I have heard about some women trying to do that but organizing a formal class on it... maybe this is a spoof... on second though probably not.

Response by CW2 Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 2 at 2015 2:30 PM

CW2 Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 14:30:15 -0400

They need to start giving the Soldiers a "How to spot a potential Dependapotamous" class in basic. Yes, it will be geared for both males and females.

Response by LCDR Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 2 at 2015 2:47 PM

LCDR Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 14:47:32 -0400

Beyond hilarious. Just carry cheap beer, ugly sandals, and a TapOut T-shirt in the trunk of your car and young Army Lts will flock to you, no doubt.

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 2 at 2015 2:49 PM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 14:49:07 -0400

And this is one of the very many reasons I call that place Fort Really Different.

Response by LTC Bink Romanick made Jul 2 at 2015 3:05 PM

LTC Bink Romanick — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 15:05:04 -0400

I hope that they have a block of instruction on what to do with the officers laundry after 6 weeks in the field and the use of tongs and sticks to fish it out of the laundry bag.

I'd volunteer my wife as a guest speaker on the joys of being an officer's wife .... Wait, that might not be such a good idea.

Response by LTC Paul Labrador made Jul 2 at 2015 3:32 PM

LTC Paul Labrador — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 15:32:18 -0400

Is "An Officer and a Gentleman" homework viewing....? ;)

Response by SFC Mark Merino made Jul 2 at 2015 3:42 PM

SFC Mark Merino — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 15:42:48 -0400

I hought the movie Officer and a Gentleman already covered that?

Response by SPC Kristy Lozano made Jul 2 at 2015 4:49 PM

SPC Kristy Lozano — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 16:49:11 -0400

What??????

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 2 at 2015 4:49 PM

CPT Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 16:49:39 -0400

This really bothers me, it makes me want to apologize for my gender that there are women who lack substance and are so shallow as to stoop to these levels. It is an awful reflection on our gender and society in general.

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 2 at 2015 5:16 PM

CPT Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 17:16:55 -0400

The worst-best part of that post...it's not the first time I have seen it on there, heard of it happening. I'm fairly positive that it is actually going on.

Response by CH (CPT) Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 2 at 2015 8:02 PM

CH (CPT) Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 20:02:50 -0400

Why didn't I think of this! Lol. You should submit this to US Army WTF Moments.

Response by PV2 Edward Elkins made Jul 2 at 2015 10:36 PM

PV2 Edward Elkins — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 22:36:24 -0400

You know it's illegal for a man to say he will marry you just so he can sleep with you, don't forget to file a lawsuit if that happens to any of you, ha ha

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 3 at 2015 4:40 PM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 03 Jul 2015 16:40:54 -0400

Why am I not surprised?

Response by SSG Mark Ives made Jul 3 at 2015 5:55 PM

SSG Mark Ives — Fri, 03 Jul 2015 17:55:32 -0400

I wonder how many times they have to watch "An Officer and a Gentleman"?

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 4 at 2015 9:01 AM

CPT Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 04 Jul 2015 09:01:45 -0400

Well it's about damn time! All of the myriad offers of marriage I've received in my time in service here at tropical, high-plains paradise Fort Riley have been clumsy and ill-informed. I personally am glad that some enterprising (and more importantly generous) soul has taken it upon herself to get the eligible women (or men, if you prefer) up to speed on the latest TTPs for tying the knot with us eligible officer-types.

Response by CPT Chris Loomis made Jul 8 at 2015 11:17 AM

CPT Chris Loomis — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 11:17:10 -0400

I could take this topic and run with it, but in the spirit of civility and decency I'll refrain.

Response by 1SG Gerald Palmer made Jul 9 at 2015 9:04 AM

1SG Gerald Palmer — Thu, 09 Jul 2015 09:04:09 -0400

I see that a lot od Humor happens in here

Response by MAJ Ken Landgren made Nov 22 at 2015 6:00 PM

MAJ Ken Landgren — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 18:00:03 -0500

Remember to look at the proposed bride's parents to see if they are bat shit crazy.

Response by MSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 24 at 2015 12:28 PM

MSgt Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 24 Nov 2015 12:28:11 -0500

Cool about time Officers got to join in the fun of avoiding locals who only want an ID card....nice to see it won't just be limited to the enlisted anymore.

Response by MAJ Ken Landgren made Nov 24 at 2015 3:50 PM

MAJ Ken Landgren — Tue, 24 Nov 2015 15:50:57 -0500

What is the fee to attend? $200? lol

Response by LTC Jason Mackay made Nov 25 at 2015 4:56 PM

LTC Jason Mackay — Wed, 25 Nov 2015 16:56:14 -0500

Some simple research and go where they go. Inertia takes care of the rest. http://youtu.be/tmhpv6a__H4

unbreakable go where the people are

Response by MSG William Wold made Nov 27 at 2015 1:03 PM

MSG William Wold — Fri, 27 Nov 2015 13:03:14 -0500

I didn't know this was a stand up comic site. Thinking this is like the old sleazy magazines had ads on how to come to America by marrying a GI; for $9.99 we'll send you the info.. You would think that officers would have more intelligence to see people that are just in it for the prestige of being married to a military officer, but at the end of the day, they are just people with hormones with some book learning but reality lacking. Spent enough years babysitting junior officers, and some a little higher. The movie An officer and a Gentleman comes to mind.

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 22 at 2015 12:29 PM

1SG Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 22 Dec 2015 12:29:12 -0500

Ha!!!

Response by CPL Earl Leslie made Jan 2 at 2016 9:58 PM

CPL Earl Leslie — Sat, 02 Jan 2016 21:58:05 -0500

Wow,nice!

Response by MSG Jay Jackson made Jul 1 at 2016 11:15 AM

MSG Jay Jackson — Fri, 01 Jul 2016 11:15:02 -0400

Sounds like an opportunity to be explored. Besides who buys a car without a test drive!

Response by SPC Sheila Lewis made Oct 3 at 2016 2:43 PM

SPC Sheila Lewis — Mon, 03 Oct 2016 14:43:09 -0400

maybe that person is bored.

Response by LTC Jason Mackay made Oct 6 at 2016 8:15 PM

LTC Jason Mackay — Thu, 06 Oct 2016 20:15:39 -0400

So have you seen any course graduates yet?