Have you ever wanted a translator to explain what a female/male is really saying?

CPT Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 29 Oct 2015 17:04:02 -0400

Here's your funny topic for the day.

We hear it from time to time. "I wish you would say what you mean"

What if there were a device available that would translate what is really being said for you. Would you buy it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezVib_giTFo

The Manslater: (Woman Language Translator)

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Response by SSgt Alex Robinson made Oct 29 at 2015 5:11 PM

SSgt Alex Robinson — Thu, 29 Oct 2015 17:11:20 -0400

I need all the help I can understand women

Response by Cpl Toby Dodd made Oct 29 at 2015 5:27 PM

Cpl Toby Dodd — Thu, 29 Oct 2015 17:27:29 -0400

why did i get an email saying i was mentioned here?

Response by Capt Seid Waddell made Oct 29 at 2015 5:30 PM

Capt Seid Waddell — Thu, 29 Oct 2015 17:30:13 -0400

Where were these 50 years ago?

Response by SPC Margaret Higgins made Oct 29 at 2015 5:31 PM

SPC Margaret Higgins — Thu, 29 Oct 2015 17:31:42 -0400

I would. If I could not get across exactly what I meant. ;)

Response by SSG Warren Swan made Oct 29 at 2015 5:35 PM

SSG Warren Swan — Thu, 29 Oct 2015 17:35:20 -0400

If she say's FINE....I'm already a mile down the road. Four letters that can mean the difference between a mans life or a long night on the couch.

Response by PO2 Peter Klein made Oct 29 at 2015 5:36 PM

PO2 Peter Klein — Thu, 29 Oct 2015 17:36:28 -0400

What throws me is the lack of transition from topic to topic by women. Many a time I have been stumped trying to figure out how the current sentence hooks to the previous sentence. Then it hits me that it is a new topic. I need the New Topic Device!

Response by PO2 Corey Ferretti made Oct 29 at 2015 5:44 PM

PO2 Corey Ferretti — Thu, 29 Oct 2015 17:44:45 -0400

Yes I need one for sure

Response by Sgt Jay Jones made Oct 29 at 2015 6:17 PM

Sgt Jay Jones — Thu, 29 Oct 2015 18:17:44 -0400

Actually I do kind of understand women.

Women are complex thinkers with an ability to multitask that exceeds most men. Women also give men too much credit on our ability to interpret what you want. We men are really simple minded. We care about God (some don't), family, career, sex, and men's toys.

Response by SGT Patrick Reno made Oct 29 at 2015 6:21 PM

SGT Patrick Reno — Thu, 29 Oct 2015 18:21:36 -0400

I have been married for 30 years and I still can't understand some of the stuff that comes out of my wifes mouth. But after all these years I am smart enough not to say anything.

Response by 1stSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 29 at 2015 6:23 PM

1stSgt Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 29 Oct 2015 18:23:41 -0400

I was trained early and just say "Yes"

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 29 at 2015 6:38 PM

MSG Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 29 Oct 2015 18:38:19 -0400

When a woman says:

"I'm fine."-----I AM NOT FINE
"Go ahead, I don't care."-----DON'T YOU DARE DO IT.
"We need to talk."----YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG

That's about it for my ability to translate. Even after all these years, I still only understand these phrases of woman speak.

Response by Capt Mark Strobl made Oct 29 at 2015 7:50 PM

Capt Mark Strobl — Thu, 29 Oct 2015 19:50:28 -0400

Sometimes, I have to remind my wife that I am a Marine: "Honey, please 'Go Barney-Style' for me." But, that seldom helps.

Response by PO3 Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 30 at 2015 7:26 AM

PO3 Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 30 Oct 2015 07:26:10 -0400

That would be awesome!

Response by PO3 Steven Sherrill made Oct 30 at 2015 10:38 AM

PO3 Steven Sherrill — Fri, 30 Oct 2015 10:38:19 -0400

You can be right or you can be happy, you cannot have both. Choose, but choose wisely.

Response by SSgt Terry P. made Nov 1 at 2015 12:07 PM

SSgt Terry P. — Sun, 01 Nov 2015 12:07:31 -0500

CPT Private RallyPoint Member Thank you for the chuckle,i am old enough now to know a lot of the female language.LOL