Do you think this will ever happen to you?

2015-11-16T18:58:43-05:00

With all of the really horrible things going on in our world, especially since Friday....I thought a little humor is in order. Hope this puts a smile on your face.

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report
that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she
explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've
stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and
even the accelerator!' she cried. The dispatcher said,
'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.' A few minutes
later, the officer radios in 'Disregard.' He says.
'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !

Response by LTC Stephen F. made Nov 16 at 2015 7:03 PM

2015-11-16T19:03:44-05:00

Thanks Sgt Kelli Mays
I hope that never happens to me or anybody I love.

Response by CSM Michael J. Uhlig made Nov 16 at 2015 7:04 PM

2015-11-16T19:04:17-05:00

Too damned bad we wont realize that is where we are right now with regards to vetting these people Sgt Kelli Mays.....who is really in the drivers seat - do you agree with the direction of travel?

Response by SSgt Alex Robinson made Nov 16 at 2015 7:23 PM

2015-11-16T19:23:50-05:00

Great one Sgt Kelli Mays

Response by LTC John Shaw made Nov 16 at 2015 7:26 PM

2015-11-16T19:26:56-05:00

Sgt Kelli Mays I hope to live long enough that this will happen to me :)

Response by PVT Robert Gresham made Nov 16 at 2015 7:31 PM

2015-11-16T19:31:13-05:00

LOL !! I needed a bit of humor today, Sgt Kelli Mays !! Thank you.

Response by MSgt Curtis Ellis made Nov 16 at 2015 7:40 PM

2015-11-16T19:40:11-05:00

Well Sgt Kelli Mays ... I am getting older, so anything's possible! LOL!

Response by Capt Seid Waddell made Nov 16 at 2015 7:58 PM

2015-11-16T19:58:57-05:00

Sgt Kelli Mays, I can't remember if that ever happened to me or not.

Response by SSG Thomas Gallegos made Nov 16 at 2015 8:22 PM

2015-11-16T20:22:59-05:00

Hahahahaha

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 16 at 2015 9:20 PM

2015-11-16T21:20:12-05:00

LOL, LOL, and LOL. Sgt Kelli Mays that should keep me in high spirits for the rest of the week, thank you, hahahaha!!!

Response by PO1 John Miller made Nov 16 at 2015 11:06 PM

2015-11-16T23:06:15-05:00

It won't happen to me as I ride a motorcycle! :)

Response by PO3 Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 17 at 2015 7:18 AM

2015-11-17T07:18:28-05:00

lol

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 17 at 2015 8:43 AM

2015-11-17T08:43:05-05:00

That is too funny! I feel sorry then for the ones with a 2 seater!

Response by PO2 Peter Klein made Nov 17 at 2015 10:50 PM

2015-11-17T22:50:41-05:00

Hate when that happens! Thanks for the laugh.

Response by LTC Stephen C. made Nov 17 at 2015 11:07 PM

2015-11-17T23:07:25-05:00

Sgt Kelli Mays, hopefully it won't happen, but it could. My mother is 90 and I was visiting her. She said something was wrong with the floor/carpet because she couldn't stand up. I said, "Mom, do you remember falling, breaking your hip and having an operation at the hospital?" She said, "No" and I responded, "That's why you can't up!"
She just looked at me and said, "That makes sense."
It CAN happen!

Response by PO1 William "Chip" Nagel made Nov 23 at 2015 8:03 PM

2015-11-23T20:03:56-05:00

Maternal Side it is what I get to look forward too, Took Grandmother (It was interesting watching here jump between German and English in conversations). Took Mother. Now one of her Sisters and Brothers is going complete Alzheimers. If I'm lucky I die before I get it. Sad but True.