Do you like a good insult?

CPT Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 29 Nov 2015 20:44:06 -0500

The 13 best insults from military movies. What's your favorite?

http://www.wearethemighty.com/lists/military-movie-insults

The 13 best insults from military movies

Military movies contain inspiring moments, important messages, and hilarious insults lobbed between troops. Filled with wit, wisdom, and profanity, here are 13 of our favorites. 1. Aliens “Have you ever been mistaken for a man?” “No, have you?” 2. Good Morning Vietnam “You are in more dire need of a bl–job than any white man …

Response by LTC Stephen C. made Nov 29 at 2015 9:02 PM

LTC Stephen C. — Sun, 29 Nov 2015 21:02:00 -0500

CPT Private RallyPoint Member, from this list, I like #8 from the movie, Attack!
"Pfc. Bernstein while discussing disliked officers: 'When you salute them two, you have to apologize to your arm.'”

Response by SFC John Birks made Nov 29 at 2015 10:00 PM

SFC John Birks — Sun, 29 Nov 2015 22:00:25 -0500

Full Medal Jacket has sooo many good ones, but I do have to say the one liner from Aliens regarding about being a man is the best.

Response by CSM Carl Cunningham made Nov 29 at 2015 10:22 PM

CSM Carl Cunningham — Sun, 29 Nov 2015 22:22:03 -0500

"Did your parents have any children that lived?!!!" GySgt Hartman - Full Metal Jacket.

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 29 at 2015 10:41 PM

1SG Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 29 Nov 2015 22:41:33 -0500

My brother brought his future wife to my house for dinner, trying to have her "get to know me better". He was talking a lot of smack, and I refrained from a rejoinder, not wanting to embarrass him. After a while, I got him alone and told him to cease and desist or I would return fire. He didn't stop.
So, he says to girlfriend gal, " Did you know that Jerry once (something embarrassing)..."
I say, "Corey, did you know that Chris used to pee sitting down?"

Problem solved.

Response by 1LT William Clardy made Nov 29 at 2015 11:04 PM

1LT William Clardy — Sun, 29 Nov 2015 23:04:30 -0500

From the list, only a few struck me as truly classic insults -- the line from Aliens, the one about apologizing to your arm for saluting a bad officer, and the line from the XXX Corps commander's briefing in "A Bridge Too Far".

Here's a couple of others that would go on my "Best Military Insult" list, also from "A Bridge Too Far":
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BG Gavin: I'm sending two companies across the river by boat. I need a man with very special qualities to lead.
Maj. Julian Cook: Go on, sir.
BG Gavin: He's got to be tough enough to do it and he's got to be experienced enough to do it. Plus one more thing. He's got to be dumb enough to do it... Start getting ready.
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General Sosaboski: Weather. What of the Germans, General Browning. Don't you think that if we know Arnhem is so critical to their safety that they might know it too?
LTG Browning: See here, General Sosaboski, I should think you would have more faith in Field Marshal Montgomery's plan.
General Sosaboski: Faith? I will tell you how much faith I have. I am thinking of asking for a letter from you stating that I was ordered to go on this mission in case my men are massacred.
LTG Browning: I see... I do see. Do you wish such a letter?
General Sosaboski: No... In the case of massacre: what difference will it make?
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What do you think, CPT Private RallyPoint Member?

Response by PO1 John Miller made Nov 29 at 2015 11:38 PM

PO1 John Miller — Sun, 29 Nov 2015 23:38:16 -0500

I can't believe they didn't include anything from Monty Python The Holy Grail on the list! Yes I consider English Knights of old as military, LOL...

"Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries!"

Response by SSgt Ed Lewandowski made Nov 30 at 2015 12:07 AM

SSgt Ed Lewandowski — Mon, 30 Nov 2015 00:07:33 -0500

mine is anything from full metal jacket

Response by PVT Robert Gresham made Nov 30 at 2015 12:57 AM

PVT Robert Gresham — Mon, 30 Nov 2015 00:57:06 -0500

Other than maybe R. Lee Ermey, nobody does a Military insult better than Clint Eastwood, CPT Private RallyPoint Member.......

Response by SSgt Terry P. made Nov 30 at 2015 12:57 AM

SSgt Terry P. — Mon, 30 Nov 2015 00:57:45 -0500

CPT Private RallyPoint Member The one from "Aliens" gets my vote,the FMJ ones are kind of tame .

Response by Sgt Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 30 at 2015 5:58 AM

Sgt Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 30 Nov 2015 05:58:41 -0500

Of course I do!! That's why I enjoy the Marine Corps so much! The good insults are funny especially if they are crude or degrading for something like political views or religion. Of course I can only speak for myself. I like when people joke about me because it means they actually have a vested interest in me and know me well enough to feel comfortable to do that. Movie insults are funny too. As SSG Palmer said, the Private Pyle one is classic!

Response by SFC Maury Gonzalez made Nov 30 at 2015 8:21 AM

SFC Maury Gonzalez — Mon, 30 Nov 2015 08:21:35 -0500

" Don't you eyeball me boy"=An officer and a gentleman movie

Response by SSG Warren Swan made Nov 30 at 2015 9:37 AM

SSG Warren Swan — Mon, 30 Nov 2015 09:37:56 -0500

This could offend so watch out:

""Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a whiskey tango trailer park by a bow-legged female whose sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happened to catch a sperm of a passing truck driver."
Generation Kill

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 30 at 2015 10:46 AM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 30 Nov 2015 10:46:41 -0500

I don't have one from a movie but the best insult I have ever heard was when my battle called this one Soldier a space cadet. It was so funny. Man combat arms has the funniest insults.

Response by SFC Stephen King made Nov 30 at 2015 11:39 AM

SFC Stephen King — Mon, 30 Nov 2015 11:39:11 -0500

"You slimy scumbag! Get on your face and give me 25."

Response by SFC Stephen King made Nov 30 at 2015 11:40 AM

SFC Stephen King — Mon, 30 Nov 2015 11:40:58 -0500

"Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' sh*t, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?" Full Metal Jacket

Response by SFC Stephen King made Nov 30 at 2015 11:44 AM

SFC Stephen King — Mon, 30 Nov 2015 11:44:21 -0500

The etiquette way that Gunny Hartman was able to spit out an insult was so classic. my all time favorite
"Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored his platoon. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people, have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle f**ks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU!"

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 30 at 2015 2:21 PM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 30 Nov 2015 14:21:26 -0500

My all time favorite. I use it all the time with my grandkids.

Response by Capt Mark Strobl made Dec 1 at 2015 12:43 PM

Capt Mark Strobl — Tue, 01 Dec 2015 12:43:23 -0500

Going a little outside of the scope of the question here (not from the movies): "If we converted your grey matter into fossil fuel, we couldn't make enough gasoline to light a fire-fly's ass for a nanosecond!" --LCpl Robert Strobl (aka "Dad")