Do you know what the five questions a woman should never ask a man are? Do you know the correct response to them?

CPT Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 27 Aug 2015 20:07:14 -0400

Every once in awhile we need to take a step back and have some humor in our lives. This was sent to me by a male friend, my first response was to think I really don't want to watch some boring video putting women down, but this is funny and I thought I'd share it with you. Women there's something to be learned here and guys you really need to watch this to the end, trust me it is humorous. https://www.facebook.com/ [login to see] 98233/videos/ [login to see] 19437/?_rdr=p

Response by SN Greg Wright made Aug 27 at 2015 8:22 PM

SN Greg Wright — Thu, 27 Aug 2015 20:22:01 -0400

CPT Private RallyPoint Member Will I have to run if I say, 'spot on'?!

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Aug 27 at 2015 8:27 PM

MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca — Thu, 27 Aug 2015 20:27:01 -0400

1) Can you please remember to put the toilet seat down?
2) What size shoes do you wear?
3) Can we just cuddle?
4) Does this dress make me look fat?
5) Should I order the salad or the cheeseburger & fries?

Response by SFC Everett Oliver made Aug 27 at 2015 8:32 PM

SFC Everett Oliver — Thu, 27 Aug 2015 20:32:49 -0400

I have been asked all of those questions.........Time after time after time.... I never knew there was a right answer to most of them.... But Randy and I both knew the one..."What woman?"

Response by TSgt Melissa Post made Aug 27 at 2015 8:57 PM

TSgt Melissa Post — Thu, 27 Aug 2015 20:57:09 -0400

Oh my gosh this is hilarious!!!!

Response by PO2 Steven Erickson made Aug 27 at 2015 9:24 PM

PO2 Steven Erickson — Thu, 27 Aug 2015 21:24:57 -0400

The one that gets me is the one I get asked AFTER I do something that doesn't have the expected result...

"Why did you... (insert dumb-ass thing here)?"

Really? Why did I do something stupid?

I DON'T KNOW!!!! I'M A GUY!!!!

Knowing what I know now, I can GUARANTEE I would've done it differently!

Why ask "WHY?"?!?!?!?!

Response by SSgt Terry P. made Aug 27 at 2015 9:27 PM

SSgt Terry P. — Thu, 27 Aug 2015 21:27:08 -0400

Quite enjoyable.Always hated the --"Does this dress make me look fat?"--never been diplomatic too blunt and honest--probably te reason i am not married now.

Response by Capt Seid Waddell made Aug 28 at 2015 12:23 AM

Capt Seid Waddell — Fri, 28 Aug 2015 00:23:41 -0400

There are right answers?

Response by SSgt Terry P. made Aug 28 at 2015 3:39 PM

SSgt Terry P. — Fri, 28 Aug 2015 15:39:15 -0400

HUH? is always good.But then i am not married anymore.lol

Response by PO1 John Miller made Aug 30 at 2015 5:59 AM

PO1 John Miller — Sun, 30 Aug 2015 05:59:57 -0400

I too have been asked all these questions and gotten the same answers!

At least with the "Do you think she's pretty?" question my wife has stopped asking me because my answer is always "Hell yes she is!"

Response by CW4 Guy Butler made Aug 30 at 2015 6:57 AM

CW4 Guy Butler — Sun, 30 Aug 2015 06:57:15 -0400

The key to a successful marriage consists of 5 words organized into 3 phrases:

"Yes, dear."
"No, dear."
"I'm sorry, dear."