Do you know what the five questions a woman should never ask a man are? Do you know the correct response to them?

2015-08-27T20:07:14-04:00

Every once in awhile we need to take a step back and have some humor in our lives. This was sent to me by a male friend, my first response was to think I really don't want to watch some boring video putting women down, but this is funny and I thought I'd share it with you. Women there's something to be learned here and guys you really need to watch this to the end, trust me it is humorous. https://www.facebook.com/ [login to see] 98233/videos/ [login to see] 19437/?_rdr=p

Response by SN Greg Wright made Aug 27 at 2015 8:22 PM

2015-08-27T20:22:01-04:00

CPT Private RallyPoint Member Will I have to run if I say, 'spot on'?!

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Aug 27 at 2015 8:27 PM

2015-08-27T20:27:01-04:00

1) Can you please remember to put the toilet seat down?
2) What size shoes do you wear?
3) Can we just cuddle?
4) Does this dress make me look fat?
5) Should I order the salad or the cheeseburger & fries?

Response by SFC Everett Oliver made Aug 27 at 2015 8:32 PM

2015-08-27T20:32:49-04:00

I have been asked all of those questions.........Time after time after time.... I never knew there was a right answer to most of them.... But Randy and I both knew the one..."What woman?"

Response by TSgt Melissa Post made Aug 27 at 2015 8:57 PM

2015-08-27T20:57:09-04:00

Oh my gosh this is hilarious!!!!

Response by PO2 Steven Erickson made Aug 27 at 2015 9:24 PM

2015-08-27T21:24:57-04:00

The one that gets me is the one I get asked AFTER I do something that doesn't have the expected result...

"Why did you... (insert dumb-ass thing here)?"

Really? Why did I do something stupid?

I DON'T KNOW!!!! I'M A GUY!!!!

Knowing what I know now, I can GUARANTEE I would've done it differently!

Why ask "WHY?"?!?!?!?!

Response by SSgt Terry P. made Aug 27 at 2015 9:27 PM

2015-08-27T21:27:08-04:00

Quite enjoyable.Always hated the --"Does this dress make me look fat?"--never been diplomatic too blunt and honest--probably te reason i am not married now.

Response by Capt Seid Waddell made Aug 28 at 2015 12:23 AM

2015-08-28T00:23:41-04:00

There are right answers?

Response by SSgt Terry P. made Aug 28 at 2015 3:39 PM

2015-08-28T15:39:15-04:00

HUH? is always good.But then i am not married anymore.lol

Response by PO1 John Miller made Aug 30 at 2015 5:59 AM

2015-08-30T05:59:57-04:00

I too have been asked all these questions and gotten the same answers!

At least with the "Do you think she's pretty?" question my wife has stopped asking me because my answer is always "Hell yes she is!"

Response by CW4 Guy Butler made Aug 30 at 2015 6:57 AM

2015-08-30T06:57:15-04:00

The key to a successful marriage consists of 5 words organized into 3 phrases:

"Yes, dear."
"No, dear."
"I'm sorry, dear."