Brad Pailsey Joins ISIS ?

2016-02-28T19:37:40-05:00

Hama, Syria Feb 25 2016
Famed country music singer Brad Paisley has renounced the foreign policy of the United States, converted to Islam

Response by 1stSgt Eugene Harless made Feb 28 at 2016 7:39 PM

2016-02-28T19:39:06-05:00

Hama, Syria Sept 4, 2013
Famed country music singer Brad Paisley has renounced the foreign policy of the United States, converted to Islam and started doing shows to improve the morale of The Muslim Brotherhood.
Paisley, who has changed his name to Khalil Ali Hussien disappeared from sight while in Khadahar, Afghanistan doing a USO tour in July. He was only able to take one guitar with him as he traveled with members of Al Queda through the mountain passes to Pakistan.
He says he picked up Arabic quickly, but has had a few problems translating English words in his songs to Arabic. For instance he says there are no Arabic words for "Whiskey, Hangover or BarnDance".
His current activities take him much closer to the fighting then his USO tours. "I've come close to getting caught in a gas attack twice" He says, " and an T-72 tank round disintegrated Habbib, who I had just taught to yodel."
Khalil looks at the hardships as just a passing thing "Inshallah" ( it is God's will ) he says. His time with the Muslim Brotherhood has inspired him to write several new ballads, all based on what the average insurgent must face.
"That's Not a Bird,That's an Apache", "Boy-Shaggin' Bomber", " Crazy Achmed hit an RPG round with a hammer... I'm Gonna Miss Him" and " My Pick-up's been Wired Up and is Going to Blow Up" are some of the tunes he plays while accompanying insurgents while they set IEDs or snipe at the Syrian Army. The biggest hit he has had with them is a romantic ballad he penned while in Pakistan. "My little She-Goat in Tora-Bora" has been recorded in 5 different countries so far, and Khalil is working on releasing it in Farsi, Pashtun and Persian.
Commander Bashi Al-Tirkret, likes having the man formerly known as Brad Paisley in his ranks.
"Praise be to Allah, we have been blessed to have Khalil join us" he said, " Perhaps soon we can ask him to be a Martyr ... his guitar is big enough to hold a 90mm tank round".

Response by SSG Drew Cook made Feb 28 at 2016 7:42 PM

2016-02-28T19:42:59-05:00

Good riddance. Now if we could get them to recruit KW.

Response by 1LT Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 28 at 2016 8:33 PM

2016-02-28T20:33:14-05:00

I like the picture. I guess sometimes you just need a good soundtrack to commit Jihad

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 28 at 2016 10:11 PM

2016-02-28T22:11:48-05:00

Hey hey mr policeman....

Response by TSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 29 at 2016 8:26 AM

2016-02-29T08:26:38-05:00

In Shrek 2, Fiona had the ogre who ran chimichanga stand, since he couldn't fight, and people will be hungry. In Gone in 60 Seconds, you had the pizza ordering guy who couldn't boost cars well. This guy is providing motivational music, which means he is smart and will outlive all the others. See, he found his purpose...