Best "but what had happened was" story you've heard?

SPC(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 10 Mar 2016 18:08:26 -0500

Title says it all, but Sarge, what had happened was

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 10 at 2016 6:16 PM

MSG Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 10 Mar 2016 18:16:17 -0500

"Well, they said I wasn't allowed back to that brothel after I put my cigarette out on her back after she rolled over and ignored me." Yes, this was told to me. And yes, alcohol was involved.

Response by MAJ Ken Landgren made Mar 10 at 2016 7:13 PM

MAJ Ken Landgren — Thu, 10 Mar 2016 19:13:27 -0500

Tank Gunnery can suck........... crickets........... cow eating on the hill.......... TARGETS UP! a 120 mm tracer round flies at a mile per second........ COW IS GONE! WHAT EFFING HAPPENED? crickets on the radio............ young PFC on the net screams HE SHOT A COW!........... GET OFF THE EFFING NET!............. glad that was not my platoon............. crickets

Response by A1C Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 10 at 2016 8:08 PM

A1C Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 10 Mar 2016 20:08:48 -0500

Base golf outing in Great Falls, MT. We had kegs strapped to the carts and lets say most where empty. Sgt. drove and stuck one in a sand trap...as we walked back to the club house they came out and started to yell at him. He was a big boy and he grabbed the guy and told him that if you ever give me a cart that is not 4 wheel drive again I will kill you. We never had an outing their again.

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 10 at 2016 9:16 PM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 10 Mar 2016 21:16:23 -0500

Lol. I had SSG with 18 years in write his own NCOer and then refused to sign it LMAO

Response by COL Charles Williams made Mar 10 at 2016 11:40 PM

COL Charles Williams — Thu, 10 Mar 2016 23:40:28 -0500

I think it is.... "You see, what happened was...."