What's the goofiest thing you ever saw happen while you were in the military?

The day of graduation my teammates and I hogtied our instructor and unceremoniously dumped him in front of the Regimental HQ. We were told to go save him lol.

Was working on an MPF ship that was being retro-fitted with some new things to accommodate our embarkation plan. The light bulb in my working space burnt out. I asked where I could get a new bulb. The 1st Officer told me to fill out a form and return it to the Maintenance Bubba. After a frustrating week, I opted to take a properly functioning bulb from an unoccupied space. Changed the light bulb. Problem Solved. Two days later, I had to respond to a grievance filed against me from the local electricians' union... seems I was a threat to their job security.

Painting rocks was the worse thing I ever saw.