Have you ever "cleaned" a weapon, or used stories of your military prowess, to "warn" the young man dating your daughter?

If so, help paint the picture for us... what exactly went down? Inquiring minds want to know.<div><br></div><div>I try not to overdo it, for a few reasons. I want my daughter to trust me and know she can share with me, and I want to remain a mystery... just a little bit.</div><div><br></div><div>I thought about practicing a 'googly eye thing', or perhaps staring off into the distance - the ol' 50 mile stare.&nbsp;<br><br>I usually do the passive aggressive thing... I'm nice, even pleasant. At some point, while discussing family and how much I love my kids, I work into the conversation, "If anything bad ever happened to my daughter, they'd never find the pieces."<br><br>With a good hearty laugh to button it up nicely.&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>Then maybe the googly eye a little bit.</div><div><br></div><div>Then sudden silence.</div><div><br></div><div>That's how I roll.</div>