Posted on Mar 3, 2017
What is your favorite double-time running chant?
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Mine is "Gimme That Good Ole Marine Corps Spirit" sung to the tune of "Gimme that ole time religion". You can get creative and sing Marine history from Tun Tavern through today.
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Up Jumped the Monkey From the Coconut Grove
He was a Bad Mutha%%% you could tell by his clothes
Alligator Shoes and a Purple Vest,,,
Diamond Stickpin on his Mother&&&in' Chest..
He had a Black Cadillac with Gold on the Doors..
Sitiin' in the back he had two Monkey @@##'s
singin'
Lo Right Left
Lefty right Left
Lo right Left
Lefty Righta Lo.
Well He picked up a pack and a rifle too
Said there aint nothin' that this monkey can't do
He humped all day
and he humped all night
Found himself in a fire fight
He called in arty and he called in air
Called it so cllose that it burbed off his hair
When the going got tough he fixed his bayonet
Said you aint seen nothin' yet
The monkey started cuttin and when he was through
He was standin' in a lake full of bloody goo
Well they don't make monkeys like they used to do
The new breed of monkey well they just won't do
they go to college and they dont wanna fight
They even stay home on a saturday night....
He was a Bad Mutha%%% you could tell by his clothes
Alligator Shoes and a Purple Vest,,,
Diamond Stickpin on his Mother&&&in' Chest..
He had a Black Cadillac with Gold on the Doors..
Sitiin' in the back he had two Monkey @@##'s
singin'
Lo Right Left
Lefty right Left
Lo right Left
Lefty Righta Lo.
Well He picked up a pack and a rifle too
Said there aint nothin' that this monkey can't do
He humped all day
and he humped all night
Found himself in a fire fight
He called in arty and he called in air
Called it so cllose that it burbed off his hair
When the going got tough he fixed his bayonet
Said you aint seen nothin' yet
The monkey started cuttin and when he was through
He was standin' in a lake full of bloody goo
Well they don't make monkeys like they used to do
The new breed of monkey well they just won't do
they go to college and they dont wanna fight
They even stay home on a saturday night....
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Sorry, unprintable here just as singing Barnacle Bill the Sailor.... which springboards into the joke about the blind lumber grader. Requires good dose of cognac on the front porch for best rendition.
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CWO4 Terrence Clark
What!! Now we can't sing Barnacle Bill???? No more O Clubs. Class 6 stores gone. Please tell me tall gins and short tonics, twelve verses of Good Ship Venus, and girls is still allowed!
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I've got two and I know I couldn't call them in today's environment. They are "My Girl's a Vegetable" and Bodies, Bodies, Bodies.
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1stSgt Eugene Harless
LTC Trent Klug - I'm pretty sure that RP would do the equivalent of making me stand with my nose in the corner, so I have to pass on sharing that knowledge.
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LTC Trent Klug
1stSgt Eugene Harless - I'm sure they would. Mustn't ruffle politically correct feathers.
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Cpl Vic Burk
1stSgt Eugene Harless - Ahh, com'on, we want to hear it. If they don't like it they can delete it!
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