Does this make you want to dismantle the TSA and start over?

Yep, TSA sucks, but they always catch me. Dumped a nice bottle of bourbon.

The TSA is little more than a jobs program for the poorly educated and often those with criminal background. I once had a TSA agent (in a burqa) try to walk off with my wallet while I was being patted down by another agent. Fortunately, I saw her and yelled "Halt" with my best command voice. A nearby police officer looked over to me to as I pointed to the agent who was halfway through an exit door with my wallet in hand. She sheepishly returned and claimed (in broken english) that she didn't realize it was my wallet and thought it had been left behind by another passenger. She was just taking it to a back room for safe keeping. Despite the fact that my Military ID was clearly visible without even opening it and I was standing no more than 10 feet from it.

Im good at being rude and pointing...I could be a TSA member!