100% Profile Completion Assistance Requested

SPC Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 00:31:37 -0400

I'm 3 battle buddies short from having a 100% completion rating on my profile.

Feel free to interpret this post as a cry for help. Go ahead and look at this as a, 'Yup, got that box checked' promotion board style requirement.

I am now holding formal interviews for contacts..(you DO see my tongue firmly poking in my cheek, right?)

I only have some very basic standards that potential buddies must meet; these are minimum requirements:

1. If you're in the Chairforce: You must know how to spell the phrase, "PT Test" AND know someone who has passed one.

2. If you're a Jarhead: You MUST be able to point to the United States on a globe, AND be able to provide at least ONE disparaging term for each branch of the other services.

3. If you're a Squid: You are REQUIRED to prove that, during deployment, you have successfully sent back to the kitchen, a steak that was cooked medium rare, rather than rare like you ordered in the FIRST DAMN PLACE! AND also show that the cook stood a Captain’s Mast for this dereliction of duty.

4. If you're a Coastie: You should be able to show (with documentation) that you spent an ENTIRE night (yes, the dark can be scary) on board a sea-going vessel AND previously bitched about how the CG was under the DoT, but now (Thank God!) is a member of the DoD family.

5. If you're a Dog-faced grunt, Mud-Muncher: You're automatically in. Congrats on joining a real military service!

Response by SFC Mark Merino made Oct 9 at 2014 3:26 AM

SFC Mark Merino — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 03:26:25 -0400

SPC Private RallyPoint Member I'm the same way, brother. The Army did this to us!

Response by MSG Wade Huffman made Oct 9 at 2014 7:18 AM

MSG Wade Huffman — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 07:18:36 -0400

How could I not connect after such a cry for help! Obviously a lot of 'soul searching' went into your post! LOL!

Response by TSgt Joshua Copeland made Oct 9 at 2014 7:37 AM

TSgt Joshua Copeland — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 07:37:52 -0400

Too funny!... physical fitness test. My unit currently has a like a 98% pass rate just for the record. But asking AF folks to spell is a bit silly, we have the highest ASVAB score average of all the services...

*tongue firmly planted in cheek

Response by SSG Maurice P. made Oct 9 at 2014 8:41 AM

SSG Maurice P. — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 08:41:11 -0400

SPC TOUSLEY you and afew others on here would be great battle buddies...you got to excuse me i have a dim light bulb (i'm slow)i dont know how to get my own self too 100% percent hehehehehehehe but once i adapt and overcome my snail pace that will happen...

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 9 at 2014 9:28 AM

SPC Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 09:28:29 -0400

Thank you all! I'm now 100% with my profile! Of course, I'd be honored to connect with anyone else who can meet the above minimum requirements!

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 9 at 2014 10:02 AM

1SG Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 10:02:16 -0400

LOL! I have to go along with MSG Wade Huffman , plus one should always come to the aid of a battle buddy!

Response by SCPO Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 9 at 2014 11:44 PM

SCPO Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 23:44:13 -0400

Now that is some funny shit right there!!!!

Response by SFC Jo Ann Klawitter made May 19 at 2024 11:09 AM

SFC Jo Ann Klawitter — Sun, 19 May 2024 11:09:58 -0400

I’m having the same problem did you get an answer of how you can get 100%

Response by SFC Jo Ann Klawitter made May 27 at 2024 5:57 AM

SFC Jo Ann Klawitter — Mon, 27 May 2024 05:57:36 -0400

Looking for advice to increase my profile to 100%
What did you do?